PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Slopey Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simo Supermies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jawga Boyz - Rollin Like A Redneck. Supermies has chosen D12 - Fight Music as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Smith
vs
Supermies

184 cm
32
185 lbs
28 - 13 - 0

180 cm
35
196 lbs
34 - 22 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

TWGC Champion
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Perkele!
Fight Night Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Slopey Smith!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 22 - 0, fighting out of London, Simo Supermies!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith tries a head kick but it misses.
Supermies on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Supermies smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Smith throws a hook to the side of Supermies's head but Supermies sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Supermies scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Smith is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Supermies.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Smith, as that shot connected.
Supermies dives in for a single leg takedown but Smith sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smith cracks Supermies with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Smith fails to land.
Smith tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Supermies's elbow.
Smith misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Supermies tries to break the clinch but Smith is controlling the position.
Smith can't find room to land a body shot as Supermies controls the action.
Smith effectively controlling the action here.
Smith keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Supermies's efforts to push away.
Supermies wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Supermies tries to throw a body punch but Smith avoids it by throwing Supermies back against the cage.
Supermies misses with a punch on the inside.
Smith working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Supermies goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Supermies blocks a body shot from Smith.
Supermies struggles to land a body shot inside as Smith controls his hands.
Supermies misses with a punch to the body.
Smith taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Smith blocks a body shot from Supermies.
Smith can't find room to land a body shot as Supermies controls the action.
Smith stalling against the cage.
Smith misses with some punches.
Smith gets through Supermies's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Smith misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Smith doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Smith tries to throw a body punch but Supermies avoids it by throwing Smith back against the cage.
Supermies tries to circle away but Smith has him pinned against the cage.
Supermies throws a punch but it's blocked by Smith.
The referee is keeping an eye on Smith - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Supermies breaks from the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Smith misses the target.
Supermies wants to slow Smith down by chopping away at his legs.
Supermies misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Supermies.
Supermies misses with a lunging right hand
and Smith counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Simo Supermies has been cut.

Smith clinches up against the cage.
Smith lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Smith lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Supermies.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch on the inside from Smith fails to land.
Smith tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head punch on the inside from Smith fails to land.
Supermies looking for a takedown.
Slopey Smith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Simo Supermies.
Smith working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slopey Smith dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Simo Supermies's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Supermies connects with a right hand. Smith shakes it off.
Smith misses with an uppercut

and Supermies counters with a nice double leg into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Supermies in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Smith is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Smith seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Supermies scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Smith manages to mount him!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Supermies is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Supermies keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
A nice elbow there by Smith.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Supermies's face.

That has opened up Simo Supermies's cut even more.
Smith controlling the pace for now.
Supermies really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Smith dominating with strikes here.

The cut above Simo Supermies's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Simo Supermies's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Slopey Smith!
Slopey Smith retains his middleweight title!
A victorious Slopey Smith thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.