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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kearney McGarrity (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGarrity comes to the cage accompanied by Payback-Slayer. Cockenschtuff has chosen Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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257 lbs
23 - 9 - 0 |
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269 lbs
21 - 10 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kearney McGarrity!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, John Roberts and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockenschtuff fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
McGarrity has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Den of Tears (22 coaches, $175 fee) in the buildup to the fight.
Cockenschtuff takes a head kick and keeps coming.
McGarrity lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McGarrity lands a head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice uppercut there from McGarrity.
McGarrity connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McGarrity throws a big shot that misses.
McGarrity tries a head kick but it misses.
McGarrity scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cockenschtuff has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McGarrity misses with an uppercut. Cockenschtuff saw that one coming.
Kearney McGarrity seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cockenschtuff takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McGarrity closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cockenschtuff circles away.
Horrible takedown by McGarrity or perhaps it was just good defense by Cockenschtuff which made him look bad.
McGarrity motions for Cockenschtuff to come forward. McGarrity throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGarrity misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cockenschtuff.
McGarrity lands with a shot to the body.
McGarrity throws a sloppy head kick and Cockenschtuff moves out of range easily.
McGarrity throws a head kick but Cockenschtuff moves out of range.
McGarrity scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McGarrity shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Cockenschtuff napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Cockenschtuff is looking to regain half guard here but McGarrity keeps moving and retains side control.
McGarrity in side control, throwing shots but Cockenschtuff defends.
McGarrity working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Cockenschtuff controls the position for a moment.
Cockenschtuff is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked McGarrity off and has taken his back!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff is trying to stick to McGarrity's back but McGarrity is turning into Cockenschtuff. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Cockenschtuff's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by McGarrity.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGarrity won't allow Cockenschtuff to get back to his feet.
McGarrity with a nice head shot there.
Cockenschtuff looking for a sweep. Not yet Cockenschtuff, not yet.
Cockenschtuff utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cockenschtuff wants to sweep here but McGarrity controlling him for the moment.
McGarrity tries to free his leg and advance position but Cockenschtuff is retaining full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cockenschtuff manages to escape and get back to his feet.
McGarrity looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kearney McGarrity. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A good leg kick by McGarrity.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGarrity shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Cockenschtuff's guard.
Cockenschtuff wants to sweep but no luck.
McGarrity postures up in Cockenschtuff's guard and throws a big left but Cockenschtuff blocks it.
McGarrity trying to control but Cockenschtuff is working from the bottom.
Cockenschtuff lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for McGarrity!
McGarrity tries to hold on but Cockenschtuff pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGarrity can't escape the position.
McGarrity tries to improve his position but instead Cockenschtuff has taken his back!
McGarrity looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
McGarrity is in bad spot here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kearney McGarrity dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
McGarrity pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That kick from McGarrity tenderised Cockenschtuff's leg. Cockenschtuff is trying to keep his angry face on.
McGarrity lands with a nice body kick.
Cockenschtuff throws a low kick but it's checked well by McGarrity.
McGarrity blocks a head kick by Cockenschtuff.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting McGarrity here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Cockenschtuff throws a body punch but McGarrity moves out of range.
McGarrity misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cockenschtuff takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cockenschtuff takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McGarrity looks to land a body kick but Cockenschtuff moved away.
Cockenschtuff on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGarrity throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cockenschtuff tries to close the distance and clinch up but McGarrity swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McGarrity is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGarrity fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
McGarrity throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McGarrity thinking.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cockenschtuff.
McGarrity fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cockenschtuff has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cockenschtuff connects with a body shot.
McGarrity swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McGarrity misses with a leg kick.
Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McGarrity throws a leg kick
and Cockenschtuff makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lester Cockenschtuff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cockenschtuff smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff slips a jab from McGarrity.
McGarrity fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cockenschtuff avoids it really well and circles away.
McGarrity misses with a few strikes there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff connects with a body shot that sends McGarrity's belly button to the back.
Cockenschtuff bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McGarrity's head.
McGarrity shoots in for a takedown but Cockenschtuff shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kearney McGarrity. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cockenschtuff stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Cockenschtuff wants it to stay on the feet.
McGarrity lands the left hand.
McGarrity swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McGarrity fails with a takedown attempt.
McGarrity goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
McGarrity tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff clinches up with McGarrity and pushes him back against the cage.
McGarrity takes an elbow to the temple.
Cockenschtuff scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cockenschtuff gets underhooks to prevent McGarrity's takedown attempt.
McGarrity goes for a takedown attempt but Cockenschtuff pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Cockenschtuff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGarrity.
McGarrity misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
McGarrity gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Cockenschtuff counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A head kick by Cockenschtuff misses
and McGarrity counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Cockenschtuff!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGarrity wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cockenschtuff keeps working.
Cockenschtuff wants to control but McGarrity postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
McGarrity has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cockenschtuff controlling the action here.
Cockenschtuff wants to stand up but McGarrity has a hold of him and won't allow it.
McGarrity wants to control but Cockenschtuff is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff wants to stand up but McGarrity has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Cockenschtuff wants to take a breather but McGarrity is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Lester Cockenschtuff will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
McGarrity darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McGarrity shoots in for a takedown but Cockenschtuff shows good takedown defense.
Nice shot by McGarrity.
McGarrity goes for a double leg but Cockenschtuff avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cockenschtuff continues to drive forward.
McGarrity has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cockenschtuff avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kearney McGarrity. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cockenschtuff misses with a punch to the body.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
A short right from Cockenschtuff on the inside.
A short right from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Still in the clinch, Cockenschtuff scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cockenschtuff misses with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McGarrity blocks it with crossed arms.
Cockenschtuff lands a good knee to the midsection. McGarrity won't want to take too many of those.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McGarrity's elbow.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Cockenschtuff obliges.
Cockenschtuff looking to throw knees to the head but McGarrity is blocking nicely.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook that snaps the head of McGarrity backwards.
Cockenschtuff is leaning against McGarrity and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lester Cockenschtuff seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cockenschtuff lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff lands a body shot.
Cockenschtuff crunches a lovely knee into McGarrity's ribcage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cockenschtuff looking to throw knees to the head but McGarrity is blocking nicely.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McGarrity wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cockenschtuff lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Kearney McGarrity has been cut.
Cockenschtuff gets through McGarrity's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff lands a good knee to the midsection. McGarrity won't want to take too many of those.
Cockenschtuff effectively controlling the action here.
Cockenschtuff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McGarrity is rocked!
Cockenschtuff lands a body shot.
Cockenschtuff lands a shot to the body.
Cockenschtuff putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McGarrity in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff lands with a light punch inside.
Oh McGarrity is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cockenschtuff lands a good knee to the midsection. McGarrity won't want to take too many of those.
Cockenschtuff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McGarrity backwards.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff - that landed with a thud.
Cockenschtuff lands a big right hand that drops McGarrity! The killer instinct kicks in and Cockenschtuff finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Cockenschtuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Cockenschtuff!
Lester Cockenschtuff is the new heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Lester Cockenschtuff thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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