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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Keast Kann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has chosen I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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154 lbs
27 - 23 - 1 |
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175 cm
32
145 lbs
23 - 11 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 23 - 1, fighting out of London, Keast Kann!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kann fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jeremy sprawls well initially but Kann persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Kann wants to pass the guard but Jeremy is defending well.
Jeremy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Jeremy regains full guard. Nicely done.
Kann throwing strikes from guard but Jeremy blocks nicely.
Jeremy has momentary wrist control but Kann slips an elbow through the middle.
Kann lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Jeremy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jeremy is looking to cinch up a triangle. Kann throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Jeremy's body to avoid the submission. Jeremy has instead reached around Kann's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Jeremy arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ron Jeremy!
An out of breath Ron Jeremy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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