PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Viljo Suokas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suokas has chosen Limp Bizkit - Break stuff as his entrance music. Napoleon Dynamite has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dynamite
vs
Suokas

178 cm
25
168 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

175 cm
28
165 lbs
12 - 21 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 21 - 1, fighting out of London, Viljo Suokas!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite lands with an overhand left.
Suokas is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dynamite.
A jab from Suokas misses.
Suokas closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Suokas misses with a hook.
Suokas steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dynamite.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynamite misses the jab.
A clash of legs there as Suokas blocks the low kick.
Dynamite works over Suokas's head and body with a nice combination.
Suokas throws a body punch but Dynamite moves out of range.
Suokas throws a series of punches but Dynamite avoids them all with ease.
Dynamite lands a right hook to the body.
Suokas with a jab.
Dynamite throws a push kick but Suokas slaps the foot to one side.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Suokass jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Suokas lands a jab to the head.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Suokas sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suokas looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dynamite slips under a jab.
Dynamite looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Suokas throws a low kick but Dynamite moves out of range easily.
Suokas misses with an uppercut.
Dynamite throws a push kick but Suokas slaps the foot to one side.
Suokas takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dynamite takes one to the side of the head.
Suokas fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dynamite checks it well.
Dynamite misses with a looping left.
Dynamite moves away from the strike by Suokas.
Suokas throws a head kick but Dynamite moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Suokas throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Some bone on bone action there as Suokas checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dynamite misses with a looping right.
Dynamite throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suokas uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dynamite.
Dynamite walks into a jab.
Suokas scores with a leg kick.
Dynamite lands a jab to Suokas's midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Suokas bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Suokas bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dynamite misses with a low kick as Suokas jumps back.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Suokas crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dynamite - the referee stops the clock and Suokas gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dynamite. Suokas manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Suokas misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Suokas takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from Dynamite misses.
Dynamite looks to land a left hand but Suokas moved out of range nicely.
Crunch! Suokas slams his shin into Dynamite's torso.
Dynamite avoids a punch combination nicely.
Suokas is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dynamite.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite lands with a straight right. Suokas didn't see that one coming.
Suokas cracks Dynamite with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dynamite shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Suokas misses with a body punch
and Dynamite counters with a good low kick that Suokas was not able to check.
Suokas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dynamite thuds his shin into the meat of Suokas's side.
Dynamite misses with a hook
and Suokas counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A big left from Suokas misses.
Suokas throws a head kick but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite lands with a hook. Suokas tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A slow jab from Dynamite misses its intended target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dynamite, right into the meat.
Suokas throws a big shot that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Suokas, right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Suokass jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A left lands for Suokas.
Dynamite looks to land a right hand but Suokas moved out of range.
Dynamite misses with a leg kick
and Suokas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dynamite moves out of range of the strikes.
Suokas throws a head kick that misses.
Suokas takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dynamite misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dynamite is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A head kick from Dynamite lands but Suokas takes it in his stride.
Suokas with a nice cross.
Dynamite dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Suokas. That did some damage!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Suokas drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dynamite lands a head shot.
Dynamite throws a lazy right hand but Suokas sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Napoleon Dynamite will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Suokas chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dynamite can pounce on him.
Dynamite throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Suokas's head.
Dynamite bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dynamite cracks Suokas with a good jab.

Suokas is rocked!
Suokas avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Suokas is still on wobbly legs! Can Dynamite finish him?
Suokas tries to bum rush Dynamite with a series of wild strikes but Dynamite uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Suokas seems to have recovered his senses.
Suokas gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Suokas tries to bum rush Dynamite with a series of wild strikes but Dynamite uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Suokas with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dynamite takes a kick to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite connects with a jab.
Dynamite misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dynamite throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suokas jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A nice inside leg kick there by Suokas. That's going to slow Dynamite down.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite misses with a left hand
and Suokas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Napoleon Dynamite is winning the standup battle so far.
Dynamite looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dynamite cracks Suokas with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dynamite is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Suokas.
Dynamite blocks a head kick by Suokas.
Suokas throws a big shot that misses.
Dynamite lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A slow jab from Dynamite misses its intended target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Suokas takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Suokas throws a jab when Dynamite was well out of range.
Suokas waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dynamite.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a jab but it's blocked by Suokas.
A punch lands to the side of Dynamite 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Suokas swings widly with a right hand
and Dynamite connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dynamite connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Suokas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dynamite.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dynamite.
Suokas checks a low kick from Dynamite.
A shot to the liver by Dynamite. Beautiful body shot.
Suokas moves out of range as Dynamite strikes.
Suokas looks to throw the jab but Dynamite is out of range.
Dynamite scores with a punch to the head.
Suokas throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dynamite moves out of range of the leg kick from Suokas.
Dynamite pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suokas scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dynamite lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Suokas at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Dynamite.
Suokas throws a head kick that misses.
Dynamite throws a hook but Suokas avoids it easily.
Dynamite misses with a low kick.
Dynamite connects with a good right hand that stumbles Suokas. Suokas circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dynamite blocks a jab.
Suokas scores with a nice right hand.
Suokas checks a leg kick.
Crunch! Suokas slams his shin into Dynamite's torso.
Suokas looks to land a left hand but Dynamite moved out of range nicely.
Dynamite chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Suokas can pounce on him.
The fighters circling - Suokas throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite looks to land a left hand but Suokas moved out of range nicely.
Suokas slips under a jab from Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a leg kick that is checked
and Suokas counters with a nice uppercut.
Suokas blocks a leg kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Suokas darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Suokas connects with a solid leg kick.
Dynamite avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Suokas avoids the head kick by Dynamite.
Suokas takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dynamite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A slow jab from Dynamite misses its intended target.
Suokas misses with a looping left.
Dynamite misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Suokas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Napoleon Dynamite will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Suokas shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dynamite uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Suokas.
Dynamite lands with a nice body punch.
Suokas works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dynamite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Suokas avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters circling a little - Suokas finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Dynamite as he connects with a hook.
Suokas misses with an uppercut. Dynamite saw that one coming.
Suokas avoids the body shot from Dynamite.
Dynamite throws out a loose jab but Suokas uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dynamite wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dynamite swings for the body but Suokas moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite throws the kick towards the body but Suokas avoids it.
Dynamite misses with a leg kick
and Suokas counters with a stiff right hand.
Dynamite swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Suokas to counter with a crisp jab.
Suokas lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Suokas's corner calls for a 1-2. Suokas obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dynamite throws a jab but it's blocked by Suokas.
Suokas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dynamite sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Suokas scoring well with a low kick there.
Suokas fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dynamite looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Suokas throws a leg kick but Dynamite checks it.
Suokas has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dynamite keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Suokas.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dynamite.
Suokas on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite throws a hook to the side of Suokas's head but Suokas sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suokas slips under a jab.
Dynamite doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dynamite scores with the left hand. Suokas knows he should have avoided that one.
Suokas scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Suokas chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Suokas connects with a solid leg kick.
Dynamite misses with a hook
and Suokas counters with a stiff right hand.
Dynamite has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Suokas.
Dynamite throws a big shot that misses.
Suokas ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dynamite loads up on a big right hand but Suokas slips the punch.
Suokas swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.
Nice jab there from Dynamite.
Viljo Suokas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite tries to work over Suokas's front leg with a kick but Suokas checks it.
Dynamite lands with a nice body kick.
Suokas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dynamite.
Dynamite slips a jab from Suokas.
Suokas misses the jab.
Suokas connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dynamite momentarily.
Dynamite fails to land with a series of punches.
Dynamite on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Suokas with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dynamite to score with a decent uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Suokas. Dynamite does a little dance to reset his feet.
Suokas thuds his shin into the meat of Dynamite's side.
Suokas is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dynamite.
Suokas misses the jab.
Sloppy strikes from Dynamite. Those never looked like landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite defending well as Suokas loads up on a big left hand.
Dynamite displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Suokas throws out the jab.
Dynamite slips a jab from Suokas.
Dynamite tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Suokas is able to avoid easily.
Suokas throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Suokas with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dynamite to score with a decent uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dynamite lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Suokas has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Suokas and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Suokas tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A big left from Suokas misses.
Suokas misses with a hook. Dynamite ducked under it nicely.
Suokas misses with a hook
and Dynamite counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Nice straight punches there by Dynamite. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dynamite.

And that's the end of the fight!
Viljo Suokas comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dynamite has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Dynamite!
During a confident post fight interview, Napoleon Dynamite thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.