PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cerventes Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gordon Ramsay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bison comes to the cage accompanied by The Beast by Tech N9ne. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Bison
vs
Ramsay

190 cm
34
213 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

172 cm
28
192 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

The Big Kabosh

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cerventes Bison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gordon Ramsay!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Colin Fotheringham and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Bison.
Bison bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Ramsay is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bison.
Bison swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ramsay shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bison defends it nicely.

Ramsay scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Bison wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Bison tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Ramsay easily slips into full mount!
Ramsay is in the full mount, landing strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ramsay prevents Bison from getting the reversal.
Bison's coaches at Sanitarium have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Ramsay in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Bison tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramsay throws some wild stikes that Bison manages to avoid easily.
Bison is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Bison is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Ramsay punching from mount but Bison doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Ramsay landing strikes from the mount and Bison is in trouble!
Ramsay controlling the position easily from mount.
Bison is trying to escape the mount.
Ramsay looking to finish with strikes here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bison really wants to buck Ramsay off and get back to his feet.
Ramsay controlling from the full mount.
Bison is squirming around, avoiding Ramsay's attempts to control the action.
Ramsay punching from mount but Bison doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Ramsay landing strikes from the mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ramsay tries to control but Bison wriggling away.
Ramsay looking to finish Bison with some ground and pound. This is bad for Bison!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramsay tries to control but Bison wriggling away.
Bison tries to reverse the position but Ramsay maintains control.
Bison suckers Ramsay into throwing a sloppy strike and uses the momentum to reverse the position beautifully! Bison is now in Ramsay's guard!

Ramsay is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bison looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bison postures up.
Bison has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bison throws a big right hand that misses.

Ramsay throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Bison decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Bison throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ramsay dives in for a single leg takedown but Bison sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Bison stalling.
Ramsay looking to stall.
Ramsay's coach down at Bad Pluto! was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Ramsay's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bison connects with a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bison tries to work over Ramsay's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bison creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ramsay blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gordon Ramsay dominated that round.
That's time! Bison's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bison defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ramsay.
Bison tries a head kick but it misses.
Bison lands a jab.
Bison tries a low kick but Ramsay avoids it.
Bison fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ramsay avoids the body shot from Bison.
Bison tries to clinch up but Ramsay circles away and keeps his distance.

Ramsay closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Ramsay trying to control the action but Bison is working from the bottom.
Bison tries to improve position but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
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The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Ramsay. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Ramsay prevents Bison from escaping the position.
Ramsay trying to control the position but Bison is working away.
Ramsay tries to score with some ground and pound. Bison controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Ramsay wants to control but Bison is keeping him busy.
Bison tries to bench press Ramsay off him but Ramsay keeps the position.
Ramsay is trying to ground and pound but Bison uses the momentary lack of control by Ramsay to regain half guard.
Ramsay is keen to just control but Bison is a slippery customer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bison tries to roll over but Ramsay keeps him under control.
Bison blocking the ground and pound attempt from Ramsay.
Bison is trying is best to control the position here.
Ramsay thows a huge punch but Bison dodges it nicely.
Ramsay missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ramsay throwing shots but Bison is blocking nicely.
Bison trying to control from the bottom.
Bison is staying active underneath Ramsay, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Ramsay throwing shots but Bison is blocking nicely.
Ramsay missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bison is refusing to be controlled, as Ramsay sits in half guard.
Ramsay is nestled in close to Bison, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Bison wants to get back to full guard.
Ramsay throwing shots but Bison is blocking nicely.
Bison is controlling Ramsay's trapped leg to prevent Ramsay from advancing to side control.
Bison is staying active underneath Ramsay, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Ramsay is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Bison is looking for a sweep. Ramsay is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Ramsay in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Bison tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Ramsay!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Gordon Ramsay!
A relieved looking Gordon Ramsay thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.