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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stew Sauced (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diego Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sauced's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Irish Jig. Garcia comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Someday - Flipsyde kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Stew Sauced is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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215 lbs
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187 cm
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215 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stew Sauced!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Diego Garcia!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sauced throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sauced throws a combination. Garcia tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Sauced throws out a loose jab but Garcia uses good head movement to avoid it.
Garcia slips a jab from Sauced.
Garcia on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Sauced misses with a double jab.
Garcia instigates a clinch.
Sauced has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Sauced swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Garcia manages to pull guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Garcia keeping moving, preventing Sauced from controlling successfully.
Garcia pulls Sauced in close to prevent any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Stew Sauced just wasn't active enough.
Garcia avoids a punch combination nicely.
Garcia takes a jab right on the kisser.
A jab from Sauced does it's job there.
Sauced connects with a crisp jab.
Sauced rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Garcia moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Garcia throws a looping overhand right but Sauced ducks down to avoid it.
Sauced swinging wildly here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garcia gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Garcia tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Sauced defends well and Garcia ends up having to push Sauced into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Sauced goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Garcia pulls guard effortlessly.
Sauced preventing the sweep.
Garcia pulls Sauced in close to his closed guard and prevents Sauced from doing any damage or advancing position.
Garcia has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Skylab Vegas. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Stew Sauced just wasn't active enough.
Garcia uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sauced.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sauced connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nice takedown defense from Sauced. No joy for Garcia on that attempt.
Garcia tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Sauced defends well and Garcia ends up having to push Sauced into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Stew Sauced has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Diego Garcia.
Sauced working aggressively here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Garcia drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Garcia fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A head punch on the inside from Sauced fails to land.
Sauced wants to break the clinch but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garcia jumps guard and drags Sauced to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Garcia is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Garcia is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Diego Garcia.
A combination from Sauced does no damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Garcia fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Sauced to the ground. Garcia is now in Sauced's guard.
Garcia slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Sauced knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Garcia on the ground.
Garcia connects with a couple of short punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stew Sauced dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Sauced misses with a wild combination.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Garcia is defended easily by Sauced.
Stew Sauced is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sauced throws a hook but Garcia avoids it easily.
Sauced lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sauced is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
No joy there for Sauced, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sauced thuds a left hand into Garcia's body.
Garcia walks into a stiff left hand from Sauced.
Sauced jabs at Garcia's body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sauced misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sauced throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Garcia counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Sauced!
Garcia taking a breather here.
Let's hope that Garcia has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sauced is trying to get back to half guard.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Garcia tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Garcia has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Garcia just content to control the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garcia tries to move to full mount but Sauced actually manages to regain half guard.
Diego Garcia has got the better of the ground game so far.
Garcia not doing much here.
Diego Garcia has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Garcia tries for a takedown but Sauced sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sauced pivots, looking for a leg kick but Garcia is out of range and Sauced settles back down.
Sauced lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Stew Sauced is winning the standup battle so far.
Sauced dips to his left and cracks Garcia with an uppercut!
Garcia tries to clinch up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Garcia.
Stew Sauced has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Diego Garcia.
Sauced misses with a looping left.
Sauced is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Garcia fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stew Sauced dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Sauced misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Garcia.
Garcia shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Sauced with a nice cross.
Sauced misses with a body shot.
Sauced connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Garcia momentarily.
Sauced cracks Garcia with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Sauced has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Garcia to stand back up!
Garcia is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garcia defending well as Sauced loads up on a big left hand.
Garcia is still on wobbly legs! Can Sauced finish him?
Sauced cracks Garcia with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Garcia uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sauced.
Sauced throws a lazy uppercut
and Garcia counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Garcia turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Garcia seems to have recovered his senses.
Garcia is looking to take a break and control but Sauced is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sauced on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Sauced tries to get out of the position.
Garcia remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Sauced is looking for a sweep.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sauced is letting Garcia control him for a moment.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Diego Garcia hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Sauced throws a hook to the side of Garcia's head but Garcia sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sauced looks to land a combination but Garcia avoids it well.
Sauced fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sauced jabs Garcia to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garcia uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sauced.
Sauced throws a series of punches but Garcia moves out of range.
Sauced misses with a two punch combination.
Stew Sauced is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Sauced pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sauced misses with a kick to the body.
Garcia fails with the takedown
and Sauced counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Garcia tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sauced manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Stew Sauced seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sauced misses with a wild body shot.
Sauced misses with a lunging right hand
and Garcia counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Garcia.
Garcia has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Sauced is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Stew Sauced has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Diego Garcia.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sauced lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Garcia wants a takedown.
Garcia has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Sauced avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Diego Garcia has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Garcia is trying to drag Sauced to the mat but Sauced just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Garcia can't find room to land a body shot as Sauced controls the action.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Garcia has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Sauced after a bit of a struggle.
Garcia goes for a takedown in the clinch but Sauced prevents it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stew Sauced showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Sauced, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stew Sauced!
Stew Sauced decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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