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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raoul Duke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think The One Armed Man might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Stand Up To be C**ted. Duke has chosen Bat Country - Avenge Sevenfold as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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240 lbs
19 - 7 - 0 |
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195 cm
30
270 lbs
17 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Raoul Duke!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from The One Armed Man.
A low kick from Duke misses
and The One Armed Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The One Armed Man with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The One Armed Man takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The One Armed Man wants to clinch up but Duke keeps it at a distance.
Duke moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Duke misses with a head kick.
Duke closes the distance but The One Armed Man moves to the side
and The One Armed Man counters with a nice body shot.
The One Armed Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Duke is just out of range.
Duke tries to close the distance and clinch up but The One Armed Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Duke darts in trying to clinch
and The One Armed Man makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by The One Armed Man. That's going to slow Duke down.
The One Armed Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
The One Armed Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Duke's calf.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Duke misses.
The One Armed Man tries to clinch there but Duke circles away.
Raoul Duke is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The One Armed Man takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The One Armed Man looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
No luck with that takedown attempt from The One Armed Man.
Duke throws an overhand right that lands on The One Armed Man's shoulder, as The One Armed Man tries to avoid the shot.
Duke misses with a double jab.
The One Armed Man scores with a jab.
The One Armed Man scores with a hook to the body. Duke takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The One Armed Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice inside leg kick there by Duke. That's going to slow The One Armed Man down.
The One Armed Man goes for a double leg but Duke avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Duke continues to drive forward.
The One Armed Man digs a right hand underneath Duke's ribcage. Duke let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The One Armed Man has Duke pressed against the cage, preventing Duke from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section. Duke lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Duke takes a shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Duke manages to break the clinch.
The One Armed Man wants to clinch.
Duke drops his hands momentarily and The One Armed Man takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The One Armed Man jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The One Armed Man throws a looping overhand right but Duke ducks down to avoid it.
The One Armed Man tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Duke instigates a clinch.
Duke is trying to push The One Armed Man away but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Duke looks winded!
The One Armed Man lands an elbow inside that Duke shrugs off.
The One Armed Man with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The One Armed Man blocking some punches.
The One Armed Man keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Duke's efforts to push away.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man looking to throw knees to the head but Duke is blocking nicely.
Duke creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Duke lands an elbow inside that The One Armed Man shrugs off.
Duke tries to circle away but The One Armed Man has him pinned against the cage.
The One Armed Man putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Duke in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a left hand that snaps the head of Duke backwards.
Duke misses with a short punch on the inside.
Duke is trying to break the clinch but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage.
The One Armed Man lands with a left to the head.
The One Armed Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Duke gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from The One Armed Man.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe The One Armed Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Duke misses with a punch to the body.
The One Armed Man is working Duke over against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Duke tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Duke escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Duke falls off balance throwing a combination
and The One Armed Man makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man's jab looks to have found its range, popping Duke under the eye.
Duke misses with a low kick.
The One Armed Man connects with an inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Duke.
The One Armed Man clobbers Duke with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Oooooh!!! The One Armed Man has knocked Duke down with a huge combo! The One Armed Man steps away and waves a wobbly Duke back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Duke is rocked!
The One Armed Man lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Duke up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs The One Armed Man from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Duke's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe The One Armed Man!
Joe The One Armed Man decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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