PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Battousai The Slasher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenneth Wayne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Slasher comes to the cage accompanied by Boom Boom Oh Yeah. Wayne has chosen Larry and His Flask - Beggers will Ride as his entrance music. Battousai The Slasher has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Slasher
vs
Wayne

188 cm
24
200 lbs
15 - 2 - 2

191 cm
26
190 lbs
18 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hellraiser FightGear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 2, fighting out of London, Battousai The Slasher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kenneth Wayne!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wayne throws a left and a right that both miss
and The Slasher counters with a solid body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Wayne blocks the leg kick.
The Slasher tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wayne swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wayne misses with a hook. The Slasher ducked under it nicely.
The Slasher lands with a nice body punch.
Wayne throws a sloppy head kick and The Slasher moves out of range easily.
The Slasher throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Wayne ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Slasher moves away.
The Slasher throws a leg kick
and Wayne counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wayne scores with a shot to the body.
Wayne misses with a straight right.
The Slasher lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wayne throws out a leg kick but The Slasher moves out of range and Wayne only half commits.
The Slasher lands a jab to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wayne checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Slasher takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Slasher, right into the meat.
Wayne uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

It looks like Battousai The Slasher has been cut.
The Slasher walks into a stiff left hand from Wayne.
The Slasher tries to work over Wayne's front leg with a kick but Wayne checks it.
Wayne misses with an uppercut.
The Slasher scores with a jab to the jaw.
The Slasher scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Slasher lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Slasher uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wayne.
The Slasher throws the left hand but Wayne avoids the punch easily.
Wayne tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Slasher was well out of range. Poor timing from Wayne.
Wayne thows a body shot but no joy.
The Slasher throws a hook but Wayne blocks it.
The Slasher slips under a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wayne motions for The Slasher to come forward. Wayne throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

The Slasher forces Wayne back against the cage and clinches.
The Slasher lands a nice shot to the body.
Wayne told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
The Slasher scores with a shot to the side of Wayne's head.
The Slasher lands an uppercut.
Wayne tries to throw a body punch but The Slasher avoids it by throwing Wayne back against the cage.
The Slasher lands with a left to the head.
A bit of stalling here from The Slasher.
The Slasher pushes Wayne back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wayne is trying to break the clinch but The Slasher is controlling him.
Wayne on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Slasher stalling against the cage.
Wayne working aggressively here.
The Slasher prevents a body shot from Wayne.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Slasher slowing the pace effectively.
A right hook to the body lands for Wayne.
Wayne scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wayne is trying to force a seperation but The Slasher has the dominant position.
Wayne throws a punch but it's blocked by The Slasher.
The Slasher lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Kenneth Wayne has been cut.
Wayne being controlled against the cage.
The Slasher missing with knees to the body.
Wayne avoiding damage as The Slasher throws knees to the body.
The Slasher tries to work over Wayne's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wayne blocks a body shot from The Slasher.

Wayne breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kenneth Wayne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice straight punches there by The Slasher. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Slasher.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wayne misses with a low kick.
The Slasher throws a wild body kick that Wayne sees coming a mile off.
Wayne scores with a jab to the head.
Wayne pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wayne fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The Slasher.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Wayne misses the target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Wayne lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The Slasher has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The Slasher and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Slasher doesn't manage to clinch there - Wayne circles away.
The Slasher moves out of range as Wayne strikes.
The Slasher lands a nice looking body shot.
The Slasher throws a solid leg kick but Wayne takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Slasher.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice uppercut there from Wayne.
Wayne fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Slasher manages to avoid it.
The Slasher checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Battousai The Slasher will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Wayne misses with an uppercut
and The Slasher counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wayne keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The Slasher feints and then cracks Wayne's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wayne down.
A chopping leg kick lands by Wayne.
The Slasher cracks a nice hook into Wayne's ribs.
The Slasher scores with a nice right hand.
The Slasher connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
It looks like The Slasher has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Wayne throws a hook to the side of The Slasher's head but The Slasher sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wayne scores with a jab to the head.
Battousai The Slasher is winning the standup battle so far.
The Slasher moves away from the strike by Wayne.
Wayne throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Slasher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from The Slasher.
The Slasher swings for the body but Wayne moves out of range.
Wayne slips under a jab.
The Slasher scores with a sloppy right hand. Wayne should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Slasher moves away.
Wayne misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Slasher is looking to land body kicks.
Wayne throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Slasher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Slasher throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wayne throws out a leg kick but The Slasher moves out of range and Wayne only half commits.
The Slasher tries to clinch up but Wayne circles away and keeps his distance.
Wayne lands a head shot.
Wayne defending well as The Slasher loads up on a big left hand.
The Slasher avoids the body shot from Wayne.
Wayne misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wayne misses with a body shot.
The Slasher uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wayne has time to react.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from The Slasher does no damage.
Wayne missing with a left hand there. The Slasher was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A clash of legs there as The Slasher blocks the low kick.
Wayne cracks the inside of The Slasher's front leg.
A low kick from Wayne is predictable there
and The Slasher counters with a low kick, right behind Wayne 's knee.
The Slasher lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A big left from The Slasher misses.
The Slasher keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wayne.
The Slasher on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Slasher tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Slasher misses with a straight left.
Wayne throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Slasher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A slow jab from The Slasher misses its intended target.
The Slasher thuds his shin into the meat of Wayne's side.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Slasher looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Slasher displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wayne throws out the jab.
Wayne throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Slasher on the side of the head.
A slow jab from Wayne misses its intended target.
The Slasher blocks the body kick.
Wayne's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The Slasher is looking to clinch.
The Slasher ducks under a wild hook from Wayne.
The Slasher throws a leg kick but Wayne checks it.
Wayne throws a leg kick but The Slasher checks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wayne. The Slasher does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wayne throws a jab when The Slasher was well out of range.
The Slasher throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Slasher throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Slasher misses with a low kick as Wayne jumps back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - The Slasher finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Wayne misses with a shot to the body
and The Slasher counters with a thumping low kick.
The Slasher feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Wayne's calf.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wayne slips under a jab.
Good leg kick by The Slasher there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Slasher throws a head kick but Wayne moves out of range.
Wayne throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Slasher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wayne takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The Slasher lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wayne takes a swing at The Slasher's ribcage but misses.
The Slasher takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A shot to the liver by The Slasher. Beautiful body shot.
Wayne swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Slasher.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Battousai The Slasher will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

The Slasher ducks right into an uppercut from Wayne.
The Slasher takes a swing at Wayne's ribcage but misses.
The Slasher fails with an attempt to clinch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wayne.
The Slasher scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wayne doesn't seem bothered though.
Wayne misses with a looping right.
Wayne lands with an uppercut that bounces The Slasher off the cage and back into range.
The Slasher moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Wayne throws a shot to the body.
The Slasher takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wayne checks a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Slasher thows a body shot but no joy.
The Slasher throws the left hand but Wayne avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Slasher tests Wayne's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wayne scores with a body shot.
Wayne misses with a wild body shot.
Wayne scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Slasher checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The Slasher ducks under a wild hook from Wayne.
The Slasher does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wayne takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wayne scores with a decent looking hook.
The Slasher throws a head kick that misses
and The Slasher takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wayne feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Slasher's calf.
The Slasher swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Slasher uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wayne has time to react.
A slow jab from Wayne misses its intended target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wayne keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Slasher throws a low kick but Wayne avoids it.
A bone on bone clash there as Wayne blocks the leg kick.
A solid body kick from The Slasher.
Wayne rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Slasher moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wayne throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Slasher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wayne looks to score with a jab to the body but The Slasher is just out of range.
Wayne on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wayne bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wayne scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wayne misses with a hook. The Slasher ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Slasher fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wayne.
Wayne ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Slasher moves away.
The Slasher gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The Slasher wants to clinch.
A slapping body kick lands there for Wayne.
The Slasher moves away from the strike by Wayne.
The Slasher tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wayne throws a front kick aimed at The Slasher's knee but The Slasher avoids it well.
Wayne throws a lazy right hand but The Slasher sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kenneth Wayne has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Slasher uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wayne.
Wayne moves out of range as The Slasher strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wayne misses with a wild body shot.
The Slasher ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wayne moves away.
The Slasher scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

The Slasher closes the distance and pushes Wayne back into the cage.
Wayne looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The Slasher blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Slasher trying to stall but Wayne improves his position.
The Slasher working Wayne over with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wayne throws a head punch that misses.
Wayne throws a punch but it's blocked by The Slasher.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Slasher lands an elbow that stopped Wayne in his tracks for a moment.
Wayne throws a head punch that misses.
The Slasher is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Wayne is keeping busy.
Wayne misses with a hook from the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Kenneth Wayne.
Well The Slasher has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Battousai The Slasher!
A very excited looking Battousai The Slasher made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.