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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nigel Rhodes II (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rhodes II comes to the cage accompanied by Crazy Train. Nigel Rhodes II could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner's chin.
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BJJ Red Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nigel Rhodes II!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shnanknerabner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shnanknerabner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rhodes II sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rhodes II staying out of range there.
Rhodes II takes one to the chin there.
Rhodes II steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shnanknerabner.
A telegraphed right hand from Rhodes II misses the target.
Shnanknerabner dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Shnanknerabner. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner misses with a looping left.
Shnanknerabner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rhodes II takes one to the chin there.
Shnanknerabner dips to his left and cracks Rhodes II with an uppercut!
Shnanknerabner with a jab.
Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rhodes II closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shnanknerabner misses with a straight left.
Rhodes II ducks right into an uppercut from Shnanknerabner.
Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner misses with an uppercut.
Shnanknerabner misses with a hook. Rhodes II ducked under it nicely.
Shnanknerabner misses with a hook.
Rhodes II steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner checks a leg kick nicely.
Shnanknerabner waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhodes II.
Rhodes II defending well as Shnanknerabner loads up on a big left hand.
Rhodes II throws a nice looking combination but Shnanknerabner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Shnanknerabner with a jab.
Shnanknerabner has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Rhodes II is landing a low percentage of strikes.
A jab from Shnanknerabner misses.
The fighters circling - Shnanknerabner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shnanknerabner is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Rhodes II had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A jab from Shnanknerabner misses.
Rhodes II defending well as Shnanknerabner loads up on a big left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner scores with a nice strike.
Shnanknerabner might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Rhodes II walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Shnanknerabner waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhodes II.
A jab from Shnanknerabner misses.
Rhodes II misses with an attempted mid kick.
Rhodes II shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big left from Shnanknerabner misses.
Shnanknerabner uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Rhodes II swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rhodes II throws a head kick but Shnanknerabner moves out of range.
Shnanknerabner scores with a nice head shot.
It looks like Nigel Rhodes II has been cut.
Shnanknerabner misses with a hook.
Rhodes II keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shnanknerabner.
A slow jab from Shnanknerabner misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Shnanknerabner looks to score with a jab to the body but Rhodes II is just out of range.
Shnanknerabner throws a jab but it's blocked by Rhodes II.
Shnanknerabner lands a jab to the nose.
Rhodes II uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shnanknerabner.
Rhodes II is looking to land body kicks.
Rhodes II takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Rhodes II takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Rhodes II ducks under a wild hook from Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner throws a big shot that misses.
Rhodes II throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shnanknerabner.
Rhodes II bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A slow jab from Rhodes II misses its intended target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner throws an overhand right that lands on Rhodes II's shoulder, as Rhodes II tries to avoid the shot.
Shnanknerabner throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rhodes II decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Shnanknerabner's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shnanknerabner is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Rhodes II trying to control here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shnanknerabner seems to be working for a kimura but Rhodes II defends the submission attempt.
Shnanknerabner is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Rhodes II is controlling Shnanknerabner's trapped leg to prevent Shnanknerabner from advancing to side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shnanknerabner seems to be looking for submissions.
Rhodes II moves into full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nigel Rhodes II's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Shnanknerabner looks to land a left hand but Rhodes II moved out of range nicely.
Shnanknerabner smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Rhodes II goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Rhodes II throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Shnanknerabner looks to land a right hand but Rhodes II moved out of range.
Shnanknerabner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rhodes II bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shnanknerabner connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rhodes II momentarily.
Shnanknerabner throws a looping overhand right but Rhodes II ducks down to avoid it.
Shnanknerabner lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Rhodes II at a distance.
Shnanknerabner waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhodes II.
Shnanknerabner jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A swing and a miss from Shnanknerabner.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner blocks a head kick by Rhodes II.
Rhodes II goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nigel Rhodes II is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shnanknerabner misses with an uppercut. Rhodes II saw that one coming.
Shnanknerabner throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Rhodes II on the side of the head.
Rhodes II slips under a jab from Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner cracks Rhodes II with a right hand to the side of the head.
A slow jab from Shnanknerabner misses its intended target.
Shnanknerabner looks to score with a jab to the body but Rhodes II is just out of range.
Shnanknerabner fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Shnanknerabner misses with a looping right.
Shnanknerabner connects with a body shot that sends Rhodes II's belly button to the back.
Shnanknerabner throws a hook to the side of Rhodes II's head but Rhodes II sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shnanknerabner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhodes II.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rhodes II bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shnanknerabner scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Shnanknerabner lands a glancing blow to the side of Rhodes II's head.
Rhodes II pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rhodes II throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rhodes II ducks under a wild hook from Shnanknerabner.
Rhodes II steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shnanknerabner.
Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Shnanknerabner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shnanknerabner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shnanknerabner misses with a looping right.
Rhodes II ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shnanknerabner throws out a loose jab but Rhodes II uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shnanknerabner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner throws out a loose jab but Rhodes II uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shnanknerabner misses with a straight left.
Rhodes II slips a jab from Shnanknerabner.
A head kick misses from Rhodes II.
Shnanknerabner misses with a looping right.
The fighters circling - Shnanknerabner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shnanknerabner swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rhodes II.
Rhodes II keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shnanknerabner throws the left hand but Rhodes II avoids the punch easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Shnanknerabner checks a leg kick.
A jab from Shnanknerabner misses.
Shnanknerabner dips to his left and cracks Rhodes II with an uppercut!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rhodes II's hands.
Nice straight punches there by Shnanknerabner. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Rhodes II steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shnanknerabner.
Rhodes II scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shnanknerabner tries to roll over but Rhodes II keeps him under control.
Rhodes II working over Shnanknerabner with some ground and pound. Shnanknerabner looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Shnanknerabner is looking for a sweep. Rhodes II is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Rhodes II lands strikes from half guard.
Shnanknerabner is trying to get back to full guard.
Shnanknerabner is breathing heavily.
Shnanknerabner is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Rhodes II scores with a couple of nice shots.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shnanknerabner taking some punishment here, with Rhodes II in his half guard.
Shnanknerabner is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Rhodes II scores with a couple of nice shots.
Shnanknerabner is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Rhodes II's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Rhodes II's back!
Rhodes II manages to reverse the position and now he's in Shnanknerabner's guard. Nice work there by Rhodes II.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Nigel Rhodes II's cut.
That's time! Rhodes II's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!
Shnanknerabner misses with a looping right.
Shnanknerabner scores with a nice right hand.
A swing and a miss from Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner throws a hook to the side of Rhodes II's head but Rhodes II sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shnanknerabner feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rhodes IIs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Shnanknerabner looks to land a left hand but Rhodes II moved out of range nicely.
The fighters circling - Shnanknerabner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shnanknerabner ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Shnanknerabner jabbing away but nothing is landing.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Shnanknerabner.
Rhodes II misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice cross by Shnanknerabner.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner throws an overhand right that lands on Rhodes II's shoulder, as Rhodes II tries to avoid the shot.
Rhodes II moves out of range as Shnanknerabner strikes.
Rhodes II blocks a jab.
Shnanknerabner keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rhodes II keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shnanknerabner.
Nice defenses there by Rhodes II.
Shnanknerabner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhodes II.
Rhodes II misses the shot to the body.
Shnanknerabner looks to land a left hand but Rhodes II moved out of range nicely.
Shnanknerabner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rhodes II sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Shnanknerabner misses with a hook.
Rhodes II staying out of range there.
Shnanknerabner has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Rhodes II moves out of range of the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rhodes II moves out of range as Shnanknerabner strikes.
Shnanknerabner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rhodes II pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rhodes II swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A leg kick checked by Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner throws a jab but it's blocked by Rhodes II.
Shnanknerabner misses with a looping right.
Rhodes II uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner misses with an uppercut.
Rhodes II walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Rhodes II looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Rhodes II steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shnanknerabner.
A jab lands there for Shnanknerabner.
Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rhodes II pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Shnanknerabner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shnanknerabner misses with an uppercut.
Shnanknerabner throws out a loose jab but Rhodes II uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shnanknerabner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rhodes II shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Shnanknerabner as he avoids it easily.
Shnanknerabner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rhodes II looks for a takedown but Shnanknerabner sprawls well.
Shnanknerabner connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Rhodes II ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rhodes II avoids the body shot from Shnanknerabner.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shnanknerabner throws a jab but it's blocked by Rhodes II.
Rhodes II slips a jab from Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner throws a looping overhand right but Rhodes II ducks down to avoid it.
Shnanknerabner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shnanknerabner scores with a punch to the head.
A jab from Shnanknerabner misses.
The fighters circling - Shnanknerabner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rhodes II walks into a stiff left hand from Shnanknerabner.
Rhodes II closes this distance looking for a takedown but Shnanknerabner circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nigel Rhodes II. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rhodes II uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shnanknerabner.
Shnanknerabner misses with a straight right.
Nigel Rhodes II has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rhodes II rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shnanknerabner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Shnanknerabner winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner!
An out of breath Shnashnushni Shnanknerabner thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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