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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and William Joseph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fatherfockerusus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Joseph is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by TEARS FOR FEARS - SHOUT. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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176 lbs
25 - 13 - 0 |
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169 lbs
23 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, William Joseph!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Some wild striking there from Joseph.
Nice shot by Fatherfockerusus.
Joseph looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fatherfockerusus gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Joseph wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a knee to the head.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to break free of the clinch but Joseph has double underhooks.
A shot in the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
Joseph is trying to stall.
Joseph lands an elbow inside.
Fatherfockerusus misses with some punches.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus blocking some punches.
Joseph is trying to maintain a safe position but Fatherfockerusus gets an underhook and turns Joseph into the cage.
Our sources have told us that Fatherfockerusus has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fatherfockerusus tries a body shot but Joseph blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joseph prevents a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with the head strike.
Joseph is trying to stall.
Fatherfockerusus swings wildly with an uppercut but Joseph uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Fatherfockerusus.
Joseph tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Joseph unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Joseph working Fatherfockerusus over with knees to the body.
Joseph has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
Joseph lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fatherfockerusus backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Joseph.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Joseph.
Fatherfockerusus has a couple of punches blocked by Joseph.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Joseph has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fatherfockerusus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Joseph.
Joseph doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fatherfockerusus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Fatherfockerusus as Joseph tries to tie him up.
Fatherfockerusus throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Joseph blocks it with crossed arms.
Fatherfockerusus manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Fatherfockerusus looking for a guillotine here but Joseph defends easily.
Joseph works over Fatherfockerusus with some ground and pound from guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Joseph doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Joseph manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Joseph throwing strikes from guard but Fatherfockerusus blocks nicely.
Joseph throws a big elbow that misses.
Joseph is working Fatherfockerusus over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Joseph postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Joseph wants to get up but he can't break Fatherfockerusus's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position.
Fatherfockerusus throws his legs up looking for a submission but Joseph uses it to pass to side control.
Joseph is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Fatherfockerusus knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Fatherfockerusus regains half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joseph thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Joseph tries to pass the half guard into mount. Fatherfockerusus knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Fatherfockerusus blocking the ground and pound attempt from Joseph.
Joseph is looking for a kimura but Fatherfockerusus is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Joseph to get the leverage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Joseph is working away from the top position though.
Fatherfockerusus looking for a kimura from the bottom but Joseph passes into side control!
Fatherfockerusus tries to improve position but can't.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Joseph throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Joseph lands an elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fatherfockerusus tries to buck Joseph off but Joseph is having none of it.
Joseph landing a few strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
William Joseph dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Joseph takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Joseph gets tackled into the cage by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus maintains the clinch.
Joseph blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Joseph breaks the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus keeps the fight on the outside.
Fatherfockerusus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Josephs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fatherfockerusus slips a jab and a cross from Joseph.
Joseph fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Fatherfockerusus to the ground. Joseph is now in Fatherfockerusus's guard.
Fatherfockerusus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
William Joseph has got the better of the ground game so far.
Joseph lands a couple of digs.
Joseph stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fatherfockerusus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joseph working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Joseph pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fatherfockerusus is keeping the position for now.
Joseph sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Fatherfockerusus's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Joseph is working away from the top position though.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Joseph lands a nice short elbow.
Joseph lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Fatherfockerusus is positioning himself well to prevent Joseph advancing to mount.
Joseph is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Fatherfockerusus has managed to free his arm - good work.
Fatherfockerusus blocking the ground and pound attempt from Joseph.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control but Joseph is keeping busy.
Fatherfockerusus keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control but Joseph is keeping busy.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus works his way to full guard. Good work.
Joseph pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fatherfockerusus is keeping the position for now.
Fatherfockerusus looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position but Joseph postures up.
Fatherfockerusus manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Joseph manages to get himself to full guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus prevents Joseph from getting back to his feet.
Fatherfockerusus with a flurry of punches that miss.
Fatherfockerusus distracts Joseph with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Fatherfockerusus working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus looking to pass the guard.
Fatherfockerusus stands up over Joseph, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joseph looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Joseph has his foot on Fatherfockerusus's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fatherfockerusus works his way back into a safe position though.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control from the top but Joseph keeps moving.
Fatherfockerusus loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Joseph working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Fatherfockerusus doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Fatherfockerusus manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Fatherfockerusus landing some decent shots from guard.
Fatherfockerusus throws a big right hand that misses.
Joseph looking for a guillotine here but Fatherfockerusus defends easily.
Joseph is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fatherfockerusus misses with some punches.
Joseph prevents a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Joseph tries to stall but Fatherfockerusus uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Fatherfockerusus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from Fatherfockerusus.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Joseph.
Fatherfockerusus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Joseph tries a body shot but Fatherfockerusus blocks it.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fatherfockerusus swings wildly with an uppercut but Joseph uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a wild body shot.
Joseph dives in and grabs Fatherfockerusus's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fatherfockerusus pushes down on Joseph's head and hops out.
Joseph tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fatherfockerusus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Joseph wants to clinch.
Joseph tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fatherfockerusus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Joseph misses the jab.
Joseph fails with the takedown.
William Joseph seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a hook. Joseph tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fatherfockerusus jabs Joseph to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Joseph tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
Fatherfockerusus swats away the attempt to clinch by Joseph.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joseph fails with the takedown.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Joseph.
Joseph tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus lands a lovely overhand right.
Joseph has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fatherfockerusus finds it's way round the side to connect with Joseph's head.
Joseph tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fatherfockerusus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Joseph circles away from the clinch attempt.
Joseph tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fatherfockerusus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a few strikes there.
Joseph is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Joseph shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fatherfockerusus but Fatherfockerusus pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Joseph lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Joseph misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fatherfockerusus lands a slapping body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick that knocks Joseph off balance momentarily.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.
Fatherfockerusus with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A solid leg kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Joseph misses with a double jab.
Joseph takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Joseph takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Joseph tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Joseph takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick which misses Joseph's front leg but catches the back leg as Joseph tries to avoid it.
Joseph just misses with a punch to the body.
Joseph looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fatherfockerusus is fending him off so far but Joseph persists. Nope, Fatherfockerusus circles away and we're back to standing.
Fatherfockerusus takes a swing at Joseph's ribcage but misses.
Joseph closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Fatherfockerusus's guard.
Joseph tries to stand but Fatherfockerusus is controlling from the bottom.
Fatherfockerusus looking for a sweep. Not yet Fatherfockerusus, not yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joseph trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fatherfockerusus escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Joseph gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Joseph got a little sloppy there for a moment and Fatherfockerusus has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Joseph has managed to get both his arms back between Fatherfockerusus's legs - danger averted.
Fatherfockerusus looking for a guillotine here but Joseph defends easily.
Joseph working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus working for a triangle but Joseph defends it easily.
Joseph throws an elbow that misses. Fatherfockerusus uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Joseph's guard. Nice move by Fatherfockerusus!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Joseph is pulling down on Fatherfockerusus's head. It's preventing any offense from Fatherfockerusus, at least for the moment.
Joseph is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Fatherfockerusus defends well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fatherfockerusus trying to control but Joseph is working from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus lands a couple of elbows.
And that's the end of the fight!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fatherfockerusus has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
In his post fight interview, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus gave a big smile as he said 'Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'.
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