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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ryan Larkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Larkin comes to the cage accompanied by I'm Shipping Up To Boston. Ryan Larkin could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to John Zoidberg's chin.
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222 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
37 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Ryan Larkin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
35 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Josh West and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Larkin throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Larkin looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Larkin tried to score with a low kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Larkin lands a lovely overhand right.
Larkin misses with a low kick as Zoidberg jumps back.
Larkin lands a high kick!
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Larkin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zoidberg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Larkin shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Zoidberg eats them both and turns towards Larkin to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg avoids the head kick by Larkin.
Zoidberg feints and then cracks Larkin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Larkin down.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Larkin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zoidberg darts in and clinches Larkin up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Larkin can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Larkin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Larkin in his tracks for a moment.
Larkin can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Larkin throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Larkin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Larkin presses Zoidberg against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Larkin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Larkin.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Larkin.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Larkin swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Larkin managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Larkin misses with a body punch.
Larkin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Larkin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Larkin lands with a short shot to the head.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Larkin misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Larkin misses with some punches.
Still in the clinch, Larkin scores with a nice short uppercut.
Larkin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Larkin's ribcage.
Larkin tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Larkin back against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Larkin shrugs off.
It looks like Ryan Larkin has been cut.
Larkin tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Larkin avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg working Larkin over with knees to the body.
Larkin is breathing heavily.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Larkin takes an elbow to the temple.
Larkin can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Larkin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Larkin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Larkin in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Larkin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Larkin.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Larkin misses with a punch on the inside.
Larkin takes a knee to the side of the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg working Larkin over with knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larkin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Larkin can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Larkin has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Larkin digs a right hand into Zoidberg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zoidberg's gas tank.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Larkin won't want to take too many of those.
Larkin managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Larkin takes an elbow to the temple.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Larkin working aggressively here.
Larkin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Larkin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Larkin misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Larkin takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
Larkin moves into the clinch successfully.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Larkin 's eye.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Larkin shrugs off.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Larkin is defending well for now.
Larkin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Larkin has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Larkin.
Larkin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Larkin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Larkin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Larkin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Larkin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Larkin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Larkin takes an elbow to the forehead.
Larkin stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Larkin misses with a body punch.
Larkin avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Larkin working aggressively here.
Larkin misses with a body punch.
Larkin misses with some punches.
Larkin swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Larkin.
Larkin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Larkin shrugs off.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Larkin tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Larkin back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Larkin avoids it.
Larkin working aggressively here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg misses with a hook from the clinch.
Larkin lands a body shot.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Larkin.
Larkin lands a nice shot to the body.
Larkin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Larkin misses with a punch on the inside.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Larkin can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
A hook to the body from Larkin.
Larkin lands with a right to the head.
Larkin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Larkin.
Zoidberg has Larkin pressed against the cage, preventing Larkin from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Larkin's brow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Larkin.
Larkin is working Zoidberg over against the cage.
Zoidberg is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Larkin is defending well for now.
Larkin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Larkin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Larkin misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Larkin fails to land.
Larkin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larkin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Larkin has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Larkin lands a nice uppercut.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Larkin blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Larkin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Larkin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Larkin avoids it.
Larkin blocks an elbow strike.
Larkin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Larkin managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Larkin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Larkin's brow.
Larkin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ryan Larkin dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Zoidberg throws a low kick but it's checked well by Larkin.
Larkin wants to slow Zoidberg down by chopping away at his legs.
Larkin takes a swing at Zoidberg's ribcage but misses.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Larkin thows a body shot but no joy.
Zoidberg displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Larkin throws out the jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Larkin sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Larkin.
Larkin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Larkin steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zoidberg. That one must have hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zoidberg has closed the distance and engaged Larkin in a clinch.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Larkin takes an elbow to the temple.
Larkin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Larkin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Larkin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Larkin is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Larkin's brow.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Larkin shrugs off.
Larkin misses with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Larkin tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Larkin - that landed with a thud.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Larkin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Larkin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Larkin misses with some punches.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Larkin avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Larkin misses with the head strike.
Larkin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zoidberg lands a nice leg kick that just misses Larkin's sensitive parts.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Larkin saw that one coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Larkin on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoidberg. Zoidberg obviously looking to wear him down.
Larkin blocks the body kick.
Larkin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up but Larkin circles away and keeps his distance.
Zoidberg throws a front kick that sends Larkin stumbling back into the cage.
John Zoidberg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zoidberg wants to clinch up but Larkin keeps it at a distance.
Zoidberg lands with a kick to the temple. Larkin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Zoidberg wants to clinch up but Larkin keeps it at a distance.
Larkin tries to score with a low kick but Zoidberg moves his leg out of the way.
Larkin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Larkin connects with a high kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larkin closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Larkin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Larkin avoids it.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
John Zoidberg seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Larkin blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Larkin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Larkin tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Larkin scores with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Larkin.
Larkin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Larkin has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Larkin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Zoidberg has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
After winning the bout, John Zoidberg thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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