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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jon Monroe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monroe comes into the arena with A Country Boy Can Survive blaring out of the sound system. McDonald has chosen EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES as his entrance music. Jon Monroe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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175 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Monroe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDonald scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Monroe doesn't seem bothered though.
A cross from Monroe lands.
McDonald keeps Monroe at a distance using the push kick.
Monroe misses with a right hand
and McDonald counters with an inside leg kick.
McDonald avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McDonald throws a push kick but Monroe slaps the foot to one side.
McDonald defending well as Monroe loads up on a big left hand.
McDonald tries to land a leg kick but Monroe saw it coming and moves away.
McDonald connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McDonald feints and then cracks Monroe's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Monroe down.
McDonald walks into a left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDonald blocks a jab.
McDonald throws a leg kick but Monroe sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Monroe misses with a body shot.
McDonald is looking to clinch but Monroe is avoiding it.
Monroe checks a low kick from McDonald.
McDonald lands the left hand.
It looks like Jon Monroe has been cut.
Monroe looks to land a combination but McDonald avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monroe chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McDonald can pounce on him.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McDonald, as that shot connected.
Monroe cracks McDonald with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Monroe lands a lovely overhand right.
Monroe missing with a left hand there. McDonald was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McDonald throws a leg kick but Monroe moved away.
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Monroe paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Monroe throws a series of punches but McDonald moves out of range.
McDonald uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Monroe.
Good standup being displayed there by McDonald as he connects with a hook.
Monroe checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Monroe misses with a body shot.
McDonald looks to land a body kick but Monroe moved away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McDonald throws a nice inside leg kick.
McDonald ducks under a wild hook from Monroe.
McDonald throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monroe throws a right hand that misses
and McDonald counters with a stiff right hand.
McDonald uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Monroe.
McDonald misses with a wild body shot.
McDonald avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch up but Monroe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Monroe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Monroe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McDonald.
Monroe takes a swing at McDonald's ribcage but misses.
Monroe looks to land a right hand but McDonald moved out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Monroe there.
McDonald thows a body shot but no joy.
Monroe lands a head kick. McDonald smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Monroe throws an off balance right hand
and McDonald counters with a left to the body.
Monroe is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McDonald stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McDonald uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McDonald bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Monroe's head backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monroe throws a looping overhand right but McDonald ducks down to avoid it.
McDonald keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McDonald fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Monroe lands a slapping body shot.
Monroe misses with a body punch
letting McDonald counter with a right hand.
Monroe lands with a shot to the body.
McDonald has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Monroe finds it's way round the side to connect with McDonald's head.
Monroe misses with a lunging right hand
and McDonald counters with a leg kick.
Monroe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McDonald manages to avoid it.
McDonald connects with a leg kick. Monroe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McDonald throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Monroe on the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDonald waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Monroe.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McDonald, right into the meat.
Monroe lands with a shot to the body.
McDonald just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circling - McDonald throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monroe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Monroe is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A slow jab from McDonald misses its intended target.
Monroe thows a body shot but no joy.
Monroe scores with a decent looking hook.
Monroe looks to score with a jab to the body but McDonald is just out of range.
Monroe misses with a hook.
Monroe throws a looping overhand right but McDonald ducks down to avoid it.
Monroe connects with a jab.
Monroe scores with a sloppy right hand. McDonald should have avoided that one.
McDonald moves into range and clinches up with Monroe.
Monroe blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald misses with a knee strike.
McDonald lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McDonald lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Monroe.
McDonald missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ronald McDonald dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Monroe's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Monroe scores with a sloppy right hand. McDonald should have avoided that one.
McDonald comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McDonald moves into range and connects with a jab.
Monroe throws a hook but McDonald avoids it easily.
McDonald fails with an attempt to clinch.
Monroe has McDonald up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from McDonald fails to land.
McDonald lands a good knee to the midsection. Monroe won't want to take too many of those.
McDonald keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Monroe's efforts to push away.
Monroe is trying to push McDonald away but McDonald has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Monroe on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Monroe is looking to break free of the clinch but McDonald has double underhooks.
Monroe breaks the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDonald connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McDonald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Monroe was well out of range. Poor timing from McDonald.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Monroe has time to react.
Monroe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McDonald.
Monroe lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McDonald circles away quickly and effectively.
McDonald tries a head kick but it misses.
Monroe clobbers McDonald with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McDonald.
McDonald moves in looking to clinch but Monroe pushes him off.
A swing and a miss from Monroe.
Good shot there by McDonald.
McDonald tries to clinch but Monroe moves out of range.
A left lands for Monroe.
Monroe misses with a body shot
and McDonald counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Monroe breaks from the clinch.
Monroe digs a good hook to McDonald's body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monroe throws a jab but it's blocked by McDonald.
McDonald scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Monroe throws a shot from downtown. McDonald moves away and avoids it.
Monroe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McDonald moves away.
Jab, jab by Monroe - just one landing.
Ronald McDonald seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Monroe misses the shot to the body.
McDonald throws a leg kick
and Monroe counters with a left to the body.
Monroe scores with a body shot.
Monroe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Monroe misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McDonald counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A kick lands to the mid section there for McDonald.
Monroe throws an off balance right hand
and McDonald counters with a straight right hand.
McDonald ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Monroe's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McDonald connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Monroe scrambles back to his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Monroe. McDonald does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald moves out of range as Monroe throws a body kick.
McDonald lands a nice looking kick to the body. Monroe takes a step back to recover.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A jab from McDonald finds it's way through Monroe's defenses.
McDonald clinches up against the cage.
McDonald breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Monroe throws the left hand but McDonald avoids the punch easily.
Jab, jab by Monroe - just one landing.
McDonald keeps the fight on the outside.
McDonald on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Monroe throws a body punch but McDonald moves out of range.
Monroe throws a hook but McDonald blocks it.
McDonald does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McDonald lands a right hook to the body.
Monroe wants to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monroe walks into a stiff left hand from McDonald.
McDonald connects with a jab.
McDonald shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Monroe eats them both and turns towards McDonald to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Monroe is rocked!
Monroe fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McDonald looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Oh Monroe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Monroe lands a jab.
McDonald buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McDonald stuns Monroe with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Monroe seems to have got his legs back now.
A nice leg kick lands there from McDonald.
McDonald fails with an attempt to clinch.
Good shot there by McDonald.
Left hook, right uppercut from Monroe.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Monroe on the side of the head.
McDonald misses with a kick to the body.
McDonald swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Monroe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ronald McDonald showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jon Monroe's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
McDonald moves in looking to clinch but Monroe pushes him off.
Monroe checks a leg kick.
Monroe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McDonald was well out of range. Poor timing from Monroe.
Monroe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McDonald fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Monroe is out of range.
Monroe swings for the body but McDonald moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for McDonald. That snapped Monroe's head back.
McDonald keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McDonald keeps the fight on the outside.
McDonald lands a nice shot to the body.
Monroe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Monroe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McDonald.
Monroe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
Monroe catches McDonald with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Monroe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McDonald throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McDonald looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Monroe connects with a crisp jab.
Monroe misses with an uppercut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Monroe looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McDonald avoids the body shot from Monroe.
McDonald throws a nice inside leg kick.
McDonald blocks a jab.
Monroe clinches up with McDonald and pushes him back against the cage.
McDonald misses with a punch on the inside.
Monroe avoiding damage as McDonald throws knees to the body.
Monroe manages to break the clinch.
McDonald throws a solid leg kick but Monroe takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McDonald.
McDonald lands a head kick. Monroe smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald ducks under a wild hook from Monroe.
Monroe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McDonald was well out of range. Poor timing from Monroe.
McDonald throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Monroe takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
McDonald fails in his attempt to clinch.
Monroe connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McDonald's hands.
McDonald thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Monroe if he has to take too many more of those.
McDonald will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Monroe takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
McDonald uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Monroe has time to react.
Monroe moves out of range of the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Monroe. McDonald does a little dance to reset his feet.
Monroe throws a lazy uppercut
letting McDonald counter with a right hand.
Monroe throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McDonald counters with a crisp right that sends Monroe to the canvas! McDonald follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald is the new welterweight champion!
In his post fight interview, Ronald McDonald gave a big smile as he said 'Honestly, I had no idea I was going to get this opportunity! I've had a seriously tough career, and it feels so good to be champ again! I didn't know if this day was ever going to come again, but it did! Thank you creator! Keep waking up world, we have douche bags to remove! BROKEN HALO PRIDE!'.
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