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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moe Lester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lester comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Twisted kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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156 lbs
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150 lbs
34 - 17 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
41 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Moe Lester!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson misses with a straight right.
Simpson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Moe Lester seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lester checks a leg kick nicely.
Lester misses with a straight left.
Simpson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Lester looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simpson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lester lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Lester has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nice cross by Lester.
Nice defenses there by Simpson.
A good leg kick by Simpson.
Lester throws a left and a right that both miss
and Simpson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lester tries to land a leg kick but Simpson saw it coming and moves away.
Lester is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Simpson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Simpson, right into the meat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Simpson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lester throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A low kick from Lester misses
and Simpson counters with a one-two to the body.
Simpson misses with a hook.
Simpson lands with a cross.
Simpson misses with a series of wild punches.
Simpson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lester misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson.
Simpson throws a push kick but Lester slaps the foot to one side.
Lester misses with a kick to the body.
Lester keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Lester throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lester lands with a shot to the body.
Lester misses the shot to the body.
Lester misses with an attempted mid kick.
Simpson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Good shot there by Lester.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lester misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Simpson throws a chopping leg kick but Lester manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lester on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lester is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Simpson rather than just go for the knockout.
Lester shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lester cracks Simpson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lester lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Simpson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lester's head backwards.
Lester is looking to land body kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws an off balance right hand
and Lester counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Lester moved away.
Lester tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Simpson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lester fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Simpson takes one to the chin there.
Lester fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Simpson checks it well.
Lester takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lester throws a chopping leg kick but Simpson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Simpson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lester's sensitive parts.
Simpson lands a jab.
Lester cracks Simpson with an open hand slap.
Simpson cracks the inside of Lester's front leg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lester throws out a leg kick but Simpson moves out of range and Lester only half commits.
Lester throws a head kick that misses
and Simpson counters with a nice uppercut.
Lester lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lester rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Simpson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Simpson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lester looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Lester checks it.
Lester lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Simpson circles away quickly and effectively.
Lester misses with a body shot.
Simpson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lester scores with a hook to the body. Simpson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Simpson throws a series of punches but Lester avoids them all with ease.
Lester loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
Lester uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Lester misses the jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lester.
Lester takes a swing at Simpson's ribcage but misses.
Simpson slips a jab from Lester.
Simpson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Simpson misses with a looping left.
Lester moves into the clinch.
Simpson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lester moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Lester connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Simpson momentarily.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Simpson throws a leg kick which misses Lester's front leg but catches the back leg as Lester tries to avoid it.
Simpson checks the leg kick.
Simpson moves out of range of the body kick from Lester.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lester tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Lester.
Simpson blocks a head kick by Lester.
Lester lands a head kick!
Simpson thuds a left hand into Lester's body.
Lester looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Lester looks for the body kick but Simpson saw that one coming.
Simpson swats away the attempt to clinch by Lester.
Lester throws a leg kick that is checked
and Simpson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lester throws a leg kick but Simpson moved away.
Lester connects with a body shot.
Lester uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Simpson.
Good standup being displayed there by Lester as he connects with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lester's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Some bone on bone action there as Lester checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Lester.
Nice body kick there by Simpson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lester scores with a spinning back kick!
Lester misses with a low kick.
Simpson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lester misses with a kick to the body.
A slow jab from Lester misses its intended target.
Lester misses with a low kick.
Lester scores with a head kick.
Jab, jab by Lester - just one landing.
Nice defenses there by Lester.
A left lands for Lester.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson works the jab nicely.
A head kick misses from Lester.
Nice shot by Simpson.
Simpson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Simpson misses with a low kick as Lester jumps back.
A left lands for Simpson.
Simpson misses with a looping right.
Simpson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lester has time to react.
Lester lands a body shot.
Simpson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lester.
Simpson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lester.
Lester takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lester misses with a low kick.
Simpson is looking to chop away at Lester's legs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lester wants to clinch up but Simpson keeps it at a distance.
Lester lands a nice looking body shot.
Lester thumps Simpson with a low kick.
Lester scores with a nice body kick.
Simpson takes a swing at Lester's ribcage but misses.
Simpson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lester blocks a leg kick.
Simpson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lester moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lester checks the leg kick.
Lester throws a sloppy head kick
and Simpson counters with a nice kick to the body.
Lester displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Simpson throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Moe Lester showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Lester takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Simpson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lester moves out of range of the body kick from Simpson.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lester. Simpson does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Simpson moves forwards but Lester connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Good exchange - Simpson coming out on top.
Lester tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lester works over Simpson's head and body with a nice combination.
A bone on bone clash there as Simpson blocks the leg kick.
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Lester is out of range.
Lester throws a head kick that misses.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Lester.
Simpson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Simpson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lester misses the shot to the body.
Lester staying out of range there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lester.
Simpson throws a chopping leg kick but Lester manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lester.
Lester scores with a nice strike.
Lester misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Simpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simpson defending well as Lester loads up on a big left hand.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Lester is just out of range.
A head kick by Lester misses
and Simpson counters with a thumping low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lester blocks a low kick nicely.
Simpson lands a really nice looking cross but Lester seems unphased.
Lester lunges at Simpson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Simpson's hand.
Lester has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Simpson.
Simpson misses with a kick to the body
enabling Lester to counter with a crisp jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Simpson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Simpson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson misses with a body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lester lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Simpson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Simpson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lester misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson.
Lester feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Simpsons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Simpson connects with a leg kick. Lester looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lester wants to slow Simpson down by chopping away at his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lester moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lester lands an overhand right.
Lester tries to clinch but Simpson is having none of it.
Lester misses with a looping right.
Lester clinches up with Simpson and pushes him back against the cage.
Lester tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simpson's elbow.
Lester scores with a hook to the body.
Lester just leaning against Simpson, taking a breather.
Lester has a couple of punches blocked by Simpson.
Lester digs a right hand into Simpson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Simpson's gas tank.
Lester is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lester tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Simpson avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lester lands a nice elbow.
Lester is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Simpson is defending well for now.
Simpson breaks the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lester misses with an uppercut. Simpson saw that one coming.
Simpson gets tackled into the cage by Lester. Lester maintains the clinch.
Lester tries to land knees in the clinch but Simpson avoids the damage to the body.
Simpson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A frustrated look appears on Simpson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Simpson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lester throws a knee to the head but misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lester tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lester throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Simpson blocks it with crossed arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Moe Lester really dominated that round.
That's time! Simpson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Simpson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Moe Lester seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lester keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lester throws a push kick but Simpson slaps the foot to one side.
Lester has managed to clinch.
Simpson is trying to force a seperation but Lester has the dominant position.
Lester keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Simpson's efforts to push away.
Lester gets through Simpson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lester struggles to land a body shot inside as Simpson controls his hands.
Simpson tries to circle away but Lester has him pinned against the cage.
Lester has Simpson pressed against the cage, preventing Simpson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lester with a knee to the head.
Simpson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Lester.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lester, right into the meat.
Lester has Simpson up against the cage in a clinch.
Lester pushes off an throws an elbow but Simpson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Simpson is trying to break the clinch but Lester is controlling him.
Lester tries a body shot but Simpson blocks it.
Lester working aggressively here.
Lester has a couple of punches blocked by Simpson.
Simpson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Simpson tries to break free but Lester pushes him back against the cage.
Simpson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Simpson tries to circle away but Lester has him pinned against the cage.
Lester tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simpson's elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson is trying to break the clinch but Lester has him pressed against the cage.
Simpson blocks an uppercut.
Simpson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Simpson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lester slips a jab and a cross from Simpson.
Simpson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Some bone on bone action there as Simpson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Simpson thows a body kick. Lester tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Simpson checks a low kick from Lester.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson tries to bum rush Lester with a series of wild strikes but Lester uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Simpson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Lester is looking to land body kicks.
Lester shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Simpson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Simpson lands with a right hand.
Lester works the jab nicely.
Simpson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lester throws out a powerful jab.
Lester connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Lester tries to clinch but Simpson moves out of range.
Lester scores with a one two! Simpson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A swing and a miss from Lester.
Lester tries to land a leg kick but Simpson saw it coming and moves away.
Lester tries to clinch there but Simpson circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lester's calf.
Lester lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lester tries to close the distance and clinch but Simpson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lester tries to close the distance and clinch but Simpson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lester throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Simpson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lester checks a low kick from Simpson.
Simpson misses with a hook.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Lester using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Simpson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lester swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lester using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Simpson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Moe Lester dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Simpson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Lester lands a lovely overhand right.
Lester swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lester digs a good hook to Simpson's body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Simpson. That's going to slow Lester down.
Lester moves out of range of the strikes.
Simpson throws a front kick that sends Lester stumbling back into the cage.
Simpson takes one to the chin there.
Lester throws out a powerful jab.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Simpson throws a chopping leg kick but Lester manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lester moves out of range of the body kick from Simpson.
Lester misses with a looping right.
Lester keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Lester misses its intended target.
Lester feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Simpson's calf.
Simpson lands a front kick.
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Lester throws a low kick, looking for Simpson's leg but Simpson calmly moves out of range.
Lester throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lester attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Lester lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lester.
Simpson scores with the left hand. Lester knows he should have avoided that one.
Lester scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lester misses with a body punch
and Simpson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lester was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lester throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
Lester looks for the body kick but Simpson saw that one coming.
Lester misses with a head kick.
Simpson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lester finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Simpson misses with a low kick.
Homer Simpson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson checks a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Simpson.
Simpson misses with an uppercut. Lester saw that one coming.
Simpson moves out of range of the body kick.
Good leg kick by Lester there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lester clinches up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lester throws an elbow but misses.
Lester has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Simpson.
Lester is trying to maintain a safe position but Simpson gets an underhook and turns Lester into the cage.
Lester goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lester keeps control of Simpson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lester swings wildly with an uppercut but Simpson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Simpson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lester misses with a low kick.
Lester avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lester misses with an attempted mid kick.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Jab, jab by Lester - just one landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Donk. Lester catches Simpson right on the button with a cross.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Lester uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lester connects with the punch.
Lester throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lester instigates a clinch.
Simpson is trying to force a seperation but Lester has the dominant position.
Moe Lester is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Simpson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lester has him pressed against the cage.
Simpson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lester missing with knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lester takes a swing at Simpson's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Lester misses its intended target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Moe Lester comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Lester has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 45:50
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 46:49
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 46:49
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Moe Lester!
Moe Lester is the new featherweight champion!
Moe Lester seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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