PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Buck Naked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mustafa Guseinov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Naked's entrance music is Da ya think I'm Sexy. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Naked
vs
Guseinov

184 cm
36
177 lbs
34 - 14 - 1

225 cm
27
178 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Buck Naked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mustafa Guseinov!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Taro Takaoka and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guseinov swings for the body but Naked moves out of range.
Naked missing with a left hand there. Guseinov was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Naked steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Guseinov.
Guseinov throws a head kick that misses.
Guseinov tries a head kick but it misses.
Naked slips a jab from Guseinov.
Naked has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Tokyo Totally Gym + Sauna in the buildup to the fight.
Guseinov defending well as Naked loads up on a big left hand.
Guseinov throws a body punch but Naked moves out of range.
Naked lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Guseinov lands a head shot.
Naked dips to his left and cracks Guseinov with an uppercut!
Guseinov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Naked was well out of range. Poor timing from Guseinov.
Guseinov tries a head kick but it misses.
Guseinov throws a push kick but Naked slaps the foot to one side.
Naked keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guseinov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Naked throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Naked avoids the head kick by Guseinov.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guseinov lands the left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Naked. Guseinov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Naked avoids the head kick by Guseinov.
Nice defenses there by Guseinov.
Nice body kick from Guseinov.
Naked tries to bum rush Guseinov with a series of wild strikes but Guseinov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Naked is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Guseinov.
Guseinov throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Naked looks to land a combination but Guseinov avoids it well.
Guseinov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Naked sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Guseinov misses with a body shot.
Naked misses the jab.
Guseinov goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Naked fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Guseinov misses with a low kick.
Naked changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guseinov swings for the body but Naked moves out of range.
Guseinov thows a body shot but no joy.
Naked tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guseinov was well out of range. Poor timing from Naked.
Naked blocks a head kick by Guseinov.
Naked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Naked lands a really nice looking cross but Guseinov seems unphased.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Naked connects with a good right hand that stumbles Guseinov. Guseinov circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Naked avoids the head kick by Guseinov.
Guseinov throws a sloppy head kick and Naked moves out of range easily.
A swing and a miss from Naked.
Guseinov throws a series of punches but Naked avoids them all with ease.
Naked lands a glancing blow to the side of Guseinov's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Naked throws a head kick that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Guseinov misses the target.
Naked lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guseinov circles away quickly and effectively.
Naked scores with a spinning back kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Buck Naked will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Naked defending well as Guseinov loads up on a big left hand.
Naked lands a leg kick that knocks Guseinov off balance momentarily.
Guseinov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Guseinov scores with a crisp jab that stopped Naked in his tracks.
Guseinov throws a head kick but Naked moves out of range.
Naked lands with a kick to the temple. Guseinov shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Guseinov is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Naked takes a kick to the side of the head.
Naked waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Guseinov.
A swing and a miss from Naked.
Guseinov throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Buck Naked is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Guseinov slips under a jab.
Guseinov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Naked sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Guseinov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Naked was well out of range. Poor timing from Guseinov.
Guseinov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Naked sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Naked throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Guseinov swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naked tried to score with a low kick but Guseinov checks it.
Guseinov takes a swing at Naked's ribcage but misses.
Guseinov has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Naked.
A telegraphed right hand from Naked misses the target.
Naked avoids the body shot from Guseinov.
Sloppy strikes from Naked. Those never looked like landing.
Naked throws out a loose jab but Guseinov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guseinov misses with an uppercut.
Guseinov lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Naked circles away quickly and effectively.
Guseinov misses with a head kick.
Guseinov throws a half hearted mid kick.
Guseinov avoids the head kick by Naked.
Guseinov scores with the left hand. Naked knows he should have avoided that one.
Naked looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Guseinov tries to bum rush Naked with a series of wild strikes but Naked uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naked throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Guseinov throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Guseinov. Those never looked like landing.
Guseinov is looking to land body kicks.
Guseinov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Guseinov bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Naked throws a right and a left that both miss.
Naked slips a straight right by Guseinov.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Naked tries to score with a low kick but Guseinov moves his leg out of the way.
Naked is looking to chop away at Guseinov's legs.
Guseinov throws a hook but Naked blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Naked looks to score with a jab to the body but Guseinov is just out of range.
Naked scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Guseinov scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Guseinov misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Mustafa Guseinov will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Naked lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Guseinov blocks a jab.
Naked moves out of range of the strikes.
Naked pushes Guseinov away with a front kick.
Guseinov lands the left hand.
Naked scores with a kick to the body.
Guseinov misses the shot to the body.
Naked will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Naked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Naked moves away from the strike by Guseinov.
Naked lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guseinov circles away quickly and effectively.
Guseinov lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Guseinov goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Naked throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guseinov misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naked blocks a head kick by Guseinov.
Naked avoids the head kick by Guseinov.
Guseinov avoids a punch combination nicely.
Naked moves out of range of the strikes.
Naked thumps Guseinov with a low kick.
Guseinov with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Naked to score with a decent uppercut.
Naked throws a nice inside leg kick.
Naked takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Guseinov throws a sloppy body shot
and Naked counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Guseinov avoids the body shot from Naked.
Naked throws a head kick but Guseinov moves out of range.
Guseinov throws a sloppy head kick and Naked moves out of range easily.
Nice defenses there by Naked.
Buck Naked is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naked throws a shot to the body.
Naked lands with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guseinov works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Guseinov lands with a kick to the temple. Naked shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A looping hook to the body misses from Guseinov. Naked does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guseinov gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Naked counters with a nice leg kick.
Guseinov's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Guseinov misses with a body shot.
Naked defending well as Guseinov loads up on a big left hand.
Guseinov tries a head kick but it misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Naked. Guseinov does a little dance to reset his feet.
A head kick misses from Guseinov.
Sloppy strikes from Naked. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guseinov misses with a straight right.
Naked throws a hook to the side of Guseinov's head but Guseinov sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Guseinov misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Mustafa Guseinov just about did enough to take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Naked connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Guseinov's hands.
Naked keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guseinov.
Naked tries to bum rush Guseinov with a series of wild strikes but Guseinov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Guseinov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Naked was well out of range. Poor timing from Guseinov.
Guseinov misses with a head kick.
Guseinov misses with a hook. Naked ducked under it nicely.
Guseinov connects with a high kick.
Naked walks into a left hand.
Naked looks to land a combination but Guseinov avoids it well.
Naked throws a solid leg kick but Guseinov takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Naked.
Guseinov throws a hook but Naked blocks it.
Naked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guseinov.
Naked cracks Guseinov with a good jab.
Naked avoids the head kick by Guseinov.
Naked lands with an uppercut that bounces Guseinov off the ropes and back into range.
Naked blocks a head kick by Guseinov.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Guseinov misses
and Naked counters with a right hand to the body.
Naked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Naked on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Naked connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Naked waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Guseinov.
Guseinov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Guseinov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Guseinov throws a head kick but Naked moves out of range.
Guseinov looks to throw the jab but Naked is out of range.
Guseinov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Guseinov lands with a good body shot.
A big right from Guseinov misses.
Guseinov walks into a stiff left hand from Naked.
A slow jab from Guseinov misses its intended target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guseinov pushes Naked away with a front kick.
Naked throws out a leg kick but Guseinov moves out of range and Naked only half commits.
Naked misses with a hook. Guseinov ducked under it nicely.
Naked doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Guseinov fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naked manages to avoid it.
Guseinov lands with a kick to the temple. Naked shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Naked lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick misses from Guseinov.
Guseinov is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Naked scores with a body shot.
Guseinov throws a looping overhand right but Naked ducks down to avoid it.
Some bone on bone action there as Naked checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Guseinov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Naked blocks a jab.
Naked scores with a leg kick.
Naked scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Mustafa Guseinov will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Naked misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Naked connects with a good right hand that stumbles Guseinov. Guseinov circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Guseinov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Naked.
Naked thumps Guseinov with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Guseinov.
Guseinov fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naked manages to avoid it.
Guseinov checks the leg kick nicely there.
Guseinov missing with a left hand there. Naked was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A head kick misses from Guseinov.
Guseinov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Naked moves out of range as Guseinov strikes.
Guseinov throws out a loose jab but Naked uses good head movement to avoid it.
Naked tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guseinov was well out of range. Poor timing from Naked.
Naked tries a head kick but it misses.
Guseinov swings for the body but Naked moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naked tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Naked lands a jab to the nose.
Guseinov lands with a nice body punch.
Nice uppercut there from Guseinov.
Guseinov tries a head kick but it misses.
Guseinov lands a jab.
Naked avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Guseinov missing with a left hand there. Naked was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Naked fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Guseinov on the side of the head.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Naked.
Guseinov walks into a stiff left hand from Naked.
Guseinov takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Guseinov is rocked!
Guseinov jabs Naked right on the nose. Naked blinks but takes it well.
Guseinov is still on wobbly legs! Can Naked finish him?
Naked turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Naked throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Naked throws a series of punches but Guseinov moves out of range.
Guseinov seems to have recovered his senses.
Guseinov throws a head kick but Naked moves out of range.
Naked slips under a jab from Guseinov.
Guseinov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Naked.
Naked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Naked takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Buck Naked has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Naked looks to throw the jab but Guseinov is out of range.
Guseinov comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Some wild striking there from Naked.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A punch lands to the side of Naked 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Mustafa Guseinov is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Guseinov looks to land a combination but Naked avoids it well.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Buck Naked.
Well Guseinov has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 45:50
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 47:48
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mustafa Guseinov!
Our winner, Mustafa Guseinov, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.