PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jack Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeggu Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomb is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Limp Bizkit - Nookie. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Ass
vs
Bomb

180 cm
34
196 lbs
28 - 15 - 1

189 cm
30
203 lbs
23 - 13 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeggu Bomb!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bomb on the side of the head.
Ass misses with a looping left.
A big left from Ass misses.

Ass gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Ass wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bomb throws an elbow but it misses.
Bomb prevents a body shot from Ass.
Ass is trying to stall.
Bomb tries to land knees in the clinch but Ass avoids the damage to the body.
A body shot lands from Bomb.

Ass escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bomb walks into a stiff left hand from Ass.
Ass attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bomb throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ass with a nice cross.
Jack Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ass misses with a hook. Bomb ducked under it nicely.
Ass looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ass with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass throws a right and a left that Bomb avoids nicely.
A punch combination from Ass misses.
Decent striking displayed by Ass there.

Ass clinches up against the cage.
Ass working hard to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bomb.
Ass is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A head punch on the inside from Bomb fails to land.
Bomb lands with a light punch inside.
Ass is trying to force a seperation but Bomb has the dominant position.
Bomb misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ass.
Bomb tries to throw a body punch but Ass avoids it by throwing Bomb back against the cage.
Ass scores with a shoulder strike.
Ass takes a shot to the head.
Ass is trying to break free.
Bomb lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ass backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb lands a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ass has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bomb throws a punch but it's blocked by Ass.
Bomb is working Ass over against the cage.
Bomb gets through Ass's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bomb lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ass backwards.
Bomb throws an elbow but it misses.
Nice elbow from Bomb.

It looks like Jack Ass has been cut.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bomb as Ass tries to tie him up.
Ass managing to block the knees to the body from Bomb.
Bomb scores a nice knee to the body.
Bomb lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Bomb tries to land knees in the clinch but Ass avoids the damage to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Ass's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bomb has a couple of punches blocked by Ass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb pushes Ass back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Ass manages to break the clinch.
Ass lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bomb circles away quickly and effectively.
Ass throws out a loose jab but Bomb uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bomb ducks under a wild hook from Ass.
Bomb ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ass throws a looping overhand right but Bomb ducks down to avoid it.
Ass throws a head kick that misses.
Bomb blocks a head kick by Ass.
Ass lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Ass lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ass tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bomb is able to avoid easily.
Ass pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bomb connects with a leg kick. Ass looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ass misses with a double jab.
Bomb tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ass swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ass will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomb misses with a low kick.
Bomb throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ass takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Ass rushes Bomb and presses him up against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short right from Ass.
Bomb tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bomb tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bomb throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Asss head.
Ass pressing his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomb lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ass or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jeggu Bomb will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jack Ass's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Ass lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bomb circles away quickly and effectively.
Ass lands with a straight right. Bomb didn't see that one coming.
Bomb looks to score with a jab to the body but Ass is just out of range.
A swing and a miss from Ass.
Bomb fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ass fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Bomb instigates a clinch.
Ass misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ass blocks a body shot from Bomb.
Ass lands an uppercut.
Ass stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Ass is trying to break the clinch but Bomb is controlling him.
Bomb tries a body shot but Ass blocks it.
Ass wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bomb has him pressed against the cage.
Ass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice elbow from Bomb.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bomb tries to throw a body punch but Ass avoids it by throwing Bomb back against the cage.
Bomb throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Asss head.
Bomb misses with a body punch.
Bomb scores with a knee to the head.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Ass is trying to stall.
Bomb keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Ass's efforts to push away.
Bomb pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeggu Bomb seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ass tries to break the clinch but Bomb is controlling the position.
Ass dodges an elbow strike from Bomb.
Ass looking to stall.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bomb.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bomb.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bomb obliges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bomb with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bomb misses with a punch to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bomb goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bomb working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bomb using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ass has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bomb.
Bomb lands a shot to the body.
Bomb tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ass's elbow.
Bomb tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ass blocks a body shot from Bomb.
Bomb lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ass can't find room to land a body shot as Bomb controls the action.
Bomb tries to work over Ass's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bomb misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Ass's efforts to push away.
Bomb misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bomb misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bomb working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ass tries to break free but Bomb pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ass.
Bomb lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Ass blocking some punches.
Ass wants to stall.
Bomb throws a punch but it's blocked by Ass.
Ass throws a head punch that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Bomb.
A body shot lands from Bomb.
Bomb lands a damaging elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass avoiding damage as Bomb throws knees to the body.
Bomb lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bomb keeps control of Ass as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bomb lands an elbow inside that Ass shrugs off.
Ass blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bomb misses with a punch to the body.
Bomb blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bomb blocking some punches.
Ass tries to stall but Bomb uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Bomb lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ass backwards.
Bomb tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ass's elbow.
The referee calls for Ass to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomb lands a body shot.
Ass is trying to break the clinch but Bomb has him pressed against the cage.
Bomb tries to work over Ass's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeggu Bomb showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jack Ass's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Ass throws a shot from downtown. Bomb moves away and avoids it.
Ass throws a right and a left that Bomb avoids nicely.
Bomb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ass misses with a straight left.
Bomb scores with the left hand. Ass knows he should have avoided that one.
An inside leg kick from Ass misses.
Bomb lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ass circles away quickly and effectively.
Ass moves into range and connects with a jab.
Ass scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jack Ass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ass takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bomb looks to score with a jab to the body but Ass is just out of range.
Bomb throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fighters circling - Ass throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ass scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ass's corner calls for a 1-2. Ass obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bomb uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ass has time to react.
Ass misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bomb.

Bomb clinches with his opponent.
Bomb misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ass lands a nice uppercut.
Bomb gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Ass manages to break the clinch.
Bomb tries to close the distance and clinch but Ass swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ass thuds a left hand into Bomb's body.
Bomb tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ass swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bomb attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bomb tries to land a front kick but Ass steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bomb cracks Ass with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ass fails to land with a series of punches.

Bomb moves into the clinch successfully.
Bomb tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ass avoids it.
Jack Ass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb misses with the head strike.
Ass is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Ass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bomb will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Ass circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ass lunges at Bomb with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bomb's hand.
Bomb has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ass swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ass misses with a straight left.
Ass moves out of range of the leg kick from Bomb.
Ass misses with an uppercut

and Bomb counters by clinching up.
Ass throws a punch but it's blocked by Bomb.
Ass effectively controlling the action here.
Bomb using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ass has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bomb lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ass.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bomb throws a head punch that misses.
Ass looking to slow down the pace here.
Bomb pushes Ass back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ass working aggressively here.
Bomb tries to work over Ass's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bomb misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ass is trying to force a seperation but Bomb has the dominant position.
Bomb lands a damaging elbow.
Bomb takes a shot to the head.
A hook to the body from Bomb.
Ass wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ass can't break the clinch.
Jeggu Bomb is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bomb.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ass is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bomb is keeping busy.
Bomb misses with an elbow over the top.
Ass blocks an uppercut.
Ass misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ass wants to break free but Bomb has control.
Bomb gets through Ass's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ass is trying to push Bomb away but Bomb has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bomb throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bomb lands with a right to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeggu Bomb comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bomb winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeggu Bomb!
Jeggu Bomb thanked the fans post fight for their support.