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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Rex Tyrannosaurus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Black Belt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyrannosaurus comes to the ring accompanied by MacArthurPark. Belt has chosen Bon Jovi - Blaze of Glory as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Black Belt was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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199 cm
24
283 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
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225 cm
36
289 lbs
23 - 15 - 0 |
World class MT
Cardio machine
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Dangerous knees
Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Tyrannosaurus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Black Belt! The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Belt throws a good cross that connects.
Belt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Jab, jab by Belt - just one landing. Belt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tyrannosaurus. Belt throws a body punch but Tyrannosaurus moves out of range. Belt takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Belt misses with a shot to the body and Tyrannosaurus counters with a low kick, right behind Belt 's knee. Tyrannosaurus throws a push kick but Belt slaps the foot to one side. Belt throws a nice looking combination but Tyrannosaurus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Tyrannosaurus throws a leg kick which misses Belt's front leg but catches the back leg as Belt tries to avoid it. Tyrannosaurus wants to slow Belt down by chopping away at his legs. Tyrannosaurus ducks under a wild hook from Belt. Belt thows a body shot but no joy. Tyrannosaurus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Tyrannosaurus is looking to clinch. Belt moves away from the strike by Tyrannosaurus. Rex Tyrannosaurus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Tyrannosaurus scores with the left hand. Belt knows he should have avoided that one. Tyrannosaurus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Belt manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round. A telegraphed right hand from Belt misses the target. Belt takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Tyrannosaurus lands the left hand.
It looks like Black Belt has been cut. Tyrannosaurus throws a solid leg kick but Belt takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tyrannosaurus. Belt is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. A right-left combo lands from Tyrannosaurus. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Belt slips under a jab. Belt tests Tyrannosaurus's chin there with a solid looking shot. Belt blocks a jab. Belt jabbing away but nothing is landing. Belt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyrannosaurus manages to avoid it. Belt avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tyrannosaurus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Belt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Belt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Tyrannosaurus throws a lazy right hand but Belt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tyrannosaurus avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tyrannosaurus with a body punch. A glancing blow. A solid leg kick lands there for Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus lands a leg kick that knocks Belt off balance momentarily. Tyrannosaurus throws a leg kick but Belt sees it coming and checks it nicely. An inside leg kick lands from Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus is looking to clinch but Belt is avoiding it.
An inside leg kick from Tyrannosaurus misses. Belt just misses with a punch to the body.
Tyrannosaurus tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Belt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Tyrannosaurus throws a leg kick but Belt checks it. Belt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tyrannosaurus moves away. Belt swings and misses with a shot to the body and Tyrannosaurus counters with a nice uppercut. Tyrannosaurus thows a body kick. Belt tries to catch it but that hurt him. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rex Tyrannosaurus dominated that round. The cut man is working on Black Belt's cut. That's time! Back to the action!
Tyrannosaurus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tyrannosaurus walks into a straight right hand from Belt. Belt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Tyrannosaurus misses with a body kick. Belt slips a jab from Tyrannosaurus. Belt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. Tyrannosaurus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Tyrannosaurus thows a body shot but no joy. Tyrannosaurus tries a low kick but Belt avoids it. Belt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus scores with a nice strike. Belt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. This has been an exciting period of action! Tyrannosaurus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Belt.
Tyrannosaurus shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Belt takes a swing at Tyrannosaurus's ribcage but misses. Tyrannosaurus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round. Tyrannosaurus digs a good hook to Belt's body.
Belt throws a body punch but Tyrannosaurus moves out of range. Tyrannosaurus throws the left hand but Belt avoids the punch easily. Belt swats away the attempt to clinch by Tyrannosaurus. Belt tries to keep at a distance but Tyrannosaurus has taken the fight into the clinch. Tyrannosaurus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Belt backwards. Tyrannosaurus pushes off an throws an elbow but Belt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes. Tyrannosaurus managing to block the knees to the body from Belt.
Belt misses with a knee to the head. Tyrannosaurus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Belt misses with a knee strike.
Tyrannosaurus wants to break the clinch but can't.
Belt blocks a body shot from Tyrannosaurus.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Belt working aggressively here.
Tyrannosaurus stalling the fight.
Belt takes an elbow to the temple. Tyrannosaurus lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Tyrannosaurus misses with some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tyrannosaurus. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Belt working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Belt fails to land. Belt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Belt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Belt is leaning against Tyrannosaurus and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Belt misses with a knee strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Belt avoids the elbow strike from Tyrannosaurus, against the ropes.
Tyrannosaurus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Tyrannosaurus lands a body shot in the clinch.
Tyrannosaurus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Belt's elbow. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rex Tyrannosaurus dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Black Belt's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Tyrannosaurus throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Tyrannosaurus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Belt misses with a wild body shot. Belt throws a jab when Tyrannosaurus was well out of range. Belt connects with the punch. Tyrannosaurus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Belt is out of range and Tyrannosaurus settles back down. Tyrannosaurus misses with a low kick. Tyrannosaurus fakes the leg kick and cracks Belt in the body. Tyrannosaurus closes the distance and clinches. A short right hand to the side of the head by Tyrannosaurus. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Tyrannosaurus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Belt's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Tyrannosaurus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Belt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Tyrannosaurus blocks it with crossed arms. Tyrannosaurus swings wildly with an uppercut but Belt uses good head movement to avoid it. Belt throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round. Belt misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus lands an uppercut. Tyrannosaurus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tyrannosaurus scores with a shoulder strike. Tyrannosaurus can't find room to land a body shot as Belt controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Belt. Belt working aggressively here.
Tyrannosaurus using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Tyrannosaurus lands a left hand.
A left hand lands to the body for Tyrannosaurus.
Belt takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Tyrannosaurus throws an elbow that misses.
Nice body punch from Tyrannosaurus - that landed with a thud.
Belt avoiding damage as Tyrannosaurus throws knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus throws an elbow that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tyrannosaurus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Tyrannosaurus lands a knee to the body.
Tyrannosaurus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Belt can do to turn this around? Tyrannosaurus lands a body punch in the clinch. Tyrannosaurus misses with an elbow strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Belt.
Belt blocks the elbow strike.
Tyrannosaurus creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Belt's defenses. Belt throws a punch but it's blocked by Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Belt.
Tyrannosaurus misses with a body punch.
Belt tries a knee to the head but Tyrannosaurus blocks it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Tyrannosaurus. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Tyrannosaurus throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Tyrannosaurus is working Belt over against the ropes. Tyrannosaurus trying to land knees to the body.
Tyrannosaurus misses with an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rex Tyrannosaurus clearly takes that round. The cut man is working on Black Belt's cut. That's time! Tyrannosaurus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Tyrannosaurus just misses with a punch to the body.
Tyrannosaurus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Belt is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Tyrannosaurus rather than just go for the knockout. Tyrannosaurus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Rex Tyrannosaurus is winning the standup battle so far. Tyrannosaurus lands a leg kick that knocks Belt off balance momentarily. Tyrannosaurus looks to land a left hand but Belt moved out of range nicely. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Tyrannosaurus lands a leg kick that knocks Belt off balance momentarily. Tyrannosaurus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Belt is out of range and Tyrannosaurus settles back down. Tyrannosaurus clinches up against the ropes. Belt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Belt using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Tyrannosaurus has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Belt tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Belt trying to land knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tyrannosaurus. Belt is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted. Tyrannosaurus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Belt backwards.
Belt is rocked! Belt misses with a knee strike.
Belt is still on wobbly legs! Can Tyrannosaurus finish him? Tyrannosaurus lands an elbow that stopped Belt in his tracks for a moment. Rex Tyrannosaurus has scored more points in the clinch so far.
That's one minute gone in the round. Tyrannosaurus will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Belt up against the ropes. Tyrannosaurus is holding Belt round the back of the neck and unloading with elbows! Boom, boom, boom! 3 big elbows land right to the bridge of the nose and Belt goes down! Oh, his nose is a mess! I'm not sure he's going to beat the count... 4,5,6,7,8,9,10. He's done! Tyrannosaurus takes it and Belt is going to the hospital to get that nose checked out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Elbows). Rex Tyrannosaurus! Rex Tyrannosaurus decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. In defeat, Black Belt stepped up to the mic, saying 'This was a disappointing loss but I will be back. I guarantee it.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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