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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luke Skywalker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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145 lbs
24 - 11 - 0 |
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170 cm
31
142 lbs
32 - 22 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 22 - 1, fighting out of London, Luke Skywalker!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skywalker looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Skywalker has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Jeremy is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Skywalker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jeremy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jeremy shoots in for a takedown but Skywalker shows good takedown defense.
Jeremy tries to score a power double leg takedown but Skywalker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Jeremy somewhat.
Skywalker's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jeremy under the eye.
Skywalker clinches up with Jeremy and pushes him back against the cage.
Skywalker pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jeremy tries to pull guard but Skywalker forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ron Jeremy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jeremy jumps guard but Skywalker stands there with Jeremy around his waist. Jeremy gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Jeremy can't get the takedown.
Jeremy avoids a wild elbow strike from Skywalker.
Jeremy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A decent looking cross lands there for Skywalker.
Jeremy shoots in looking for a takedown. Skywalker tries to sprawl out of it but Jeremy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Skywalker manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Skywalker tries to keep at a distance but Jeremy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jeremy lands a left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Skywalker misses with an elbow over the top.
Skywalker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy fails to pull guard.
Skywalker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Skywalker misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy avoids a wild elbow strike from Skywalker.
Skywalker misses with an elbow strike.
Skywalker misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy takes an elbow to the temple.
Jeremy avoids a wild elbow strike from Skywalker.
Skywalker comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike from Skywalker.
Skywalker lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
Jeremy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Skywalker prevents it.
Skywalker throws an elbow that misses.
Skywalker throws a head punch that misses.
A short uppercut from Skywalker.
Jeremy tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Skywalker just stands there and leans against the cage.
Skywalker working Jeremy over with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Skywalker working Jeremy over with knees to the body.
Jeremy is breathing heavily.
Jeremy is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Skywalker to keep the fight standing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Nice elbow from Skywalker.
Jeremy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jeremy avoids the elbow strike from Skywalker, against the cage.
Skywalker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jeremy's elbow.
Jeremy tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Skywalker smiles and moves away.
Skywalker lands a really nice looking cross but Jeremy seems unphased.
Skywalker tries to clinch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Luke Skywalker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jeremy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Skywalker throws a leg kick which misses Jeremy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jeremy tries to avoid it.
Jeremy moves into the clinch.
Skywalker lands a hook that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
Skywalker throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Skywalker pushes off an throws an elbow but Jeremy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Skywalker lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Skywalker.
Skywalker scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jeremy avoids a wild elbow strike from Skywalker.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skywalker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Skywalker pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike from Skywalker.
Skywalker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Skywalker creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jeremy's defenses.
Jeremy manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Jeremy has momentary wrist control but Skywalker slips an elbow through the middle.
Skywalker working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Skywalker distracts Jeremy with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Jeremy is rocked!
Skywalker advances position into side control!
Oh Jeremy is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Skywalker landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Skywalker is putting a hurting on Jeremy here, landing some big shots from side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Skywalker in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Jeremy looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Skywalker turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luke Skywalker!
A victorious Luke Skywalker thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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