PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Inc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Vronsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inc's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bad Moon Rising. Michael Vronsky has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Inc
vs
Vronsky

188 cm
30
195 lbs
24 - 12 - 0

181 cm
32
200 lbs
27 - 17 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Merciless Gladiators

Cripplers Corner
Merciless Gladiators

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Inc!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Michael Vronsky!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Inc chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Inc with a hook.

Inc throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Vronsky tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Inc is in Vronsky's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Vronsky is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Vronsky looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Inc trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Inc trying to control the position from guard on top but Vronsky is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Inc trying to move into half guard but instead Vronsky has managed to sweep!

Inc had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Vronsky defends it easily.
Vronsky looking to sit in guard and control but Inc gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vronsky wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vronsky is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Inc pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Vronsky is keeping the position for now.
Vronsky trying to control the position here.
Inc tries to free his leg and advance position but Vronsky is retaining full guard.
Vronsky looking to hit a scissor sweep but Inc is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vronsky keeps trying to improve his position.
Inc pushing down on Vronsky's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Vronsky keeping control of the position.
Inc trying to control from Vronsky's half guard. Vronsky has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Vronsky utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Inc stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Vronsky swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Vronsky looking to hit a scissor sweep but Inc is one step ahead there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inc stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Vronsky swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Vronsky trying to keep a closed guard but Inc is proving a slippery customer.
Inc scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Vronsky has control of Inc's left arm, preventing Inc from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Vronsky manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Vronsky lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vronsky lands a big shot there that rocks Inc but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

It looks like Dick Inc has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vronsky lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Inc is rocked!
Vronsky looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Oh Inc is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Dick Inc's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Inc bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Vronsky managing to control the position.
Vronsky keeping full guard, as Inc tries to pass.
Inc seems to have got his legs back now.
Inc trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Inc postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Vronsky is adopting a defensive guard.
Vronsky keeping full guard, as Inc tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Michael Vronsky will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Dick Inc's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Inc throws a quick inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Inc.
Vronsky looks to score with a jab to the body but Inc is just out of range.
Vronsky misses with a double jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Inc.
Inc throws a nice outside leg kick.
Inc throws a leg kick that misses.
Vronsky lands a really nice looking cross but Inc seems unphased.
Inc feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Vronsky's calf.
Inc is looking to score with low kicks.
Vronsky on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Inc. Inc obviously looking to wear him down.
Inc dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vronsky. That did some damage!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Inc.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Inc misses with a kick to the body.

Vronsky closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Vronsky lands in his opponent's guard.
Vronsky looking to pass the guard.
Inc preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Inc throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Vronsky content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Inc has locked up a guillotine! Inc's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Vronsky is holding on here and Inc must be using up a lot of energy. Vronsky has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Inc gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Dick Inc!
An out of breath Dick Inc thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.