PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cain Colbert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff comes to the cage accompanied by Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. Cain Colbert has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Cockenschtuff
vs
Colbert

193 cm
30
269 lbs
22 - 10 - 1

200 cm
35
291 lbs
32 - 19 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

KO Clothing
Merciless Gladiators

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cain Colbert!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Dean Styles and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Colbert's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Cockenschtuff connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Colbert scrambles back to his feet.
Cockenschtuff displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Colbert throws out the jab.
Colbert throws a lazy head kick
and Cockenschtuff cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cockenschtuff pushes Colbert away with a front kick.
Cockenschtuff feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Colbert's calf.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cockenschtuff pivots, looking for a leg kick but Colbert is out of range and Cockenschtuff settles back down.
Lester Cockenschtuff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cockenschtuff misses with a low kick as Colbert jumps back.
Colbert attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cockenschtuff moves out of range of the strikes.
A head kick misses from Colbert.
Cockenschtuff looks for the body kick but Colbert saw that one coming.
Cockenschtuff definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cockenschtuff throws a leg kick
and Colbert counters with a straight right hand.
Cockenschtuff blocks a head kick by Colbert.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff takes a swing at Colbert's ribcage but misses.
Colbert thows a body shot but no joy.
A swing and a miss from Colbert.
Colbert just misses with a punch to the body.
Cockenschtuff throws a shot from downtown. Colbert moves away and avoids it.
Cockenschtuff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cockenschtuff lands a jab to the head.
The crowd cheers as Colbert lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cockenschtuff doesn't seem phased though.
Cockenschtuff cracks Colbert with a good jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cockenschtuff connects with a single shot there.
Colbert throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cockenschtuff sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Colbert lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Cockenschtuff misses with a head kick.
Colbert throws a lazy head kick
and Cockenschtuff counters with a head kick.
Colbert avoids a kick to the body.
Cockenschtuff tries to score with a low kick but Colbert moves his leg out of the way.
Cockenschtuff misses with a head kick.
Colbert lands with a nice body punch.
Jab by Colbert.
Colbert stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cockenschtuff.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Colbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Cockenschtuff misses.
Colbert throws a low kick but Cockenschtuff moves out of range easily.
Cockenschtuff throws a push kick but Colbert slaps the foot to one side.
Colbert avoids a punch combination nicely.
Colbert stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cockenschtuff.
Colbert fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cockenschtuff manages to avoid it.
Colbert with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Colbert checks a leg kick nicely.
Colbert lands a slapping body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Colbert scores with a kick to the body.
Jab by Cockenschtuff.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Colbert throws a head kick but Cockenschtuff moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Cockenschtuff lands the left hand.
Colbert closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Colbert lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cockenschtuff's sensitive parts.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Colbert fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cockenschtuff on the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Cockenschtuff takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Colbert rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Cockenschtuff counters by moving into the clinch.
Cockenschtuff throws a punch but it's blocked by Colbert.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Colbert.
Cockenschtuff stalling in the clinch but Colbert improves position.
Colbert misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Cockenschtuff on the inside.
Cockenschtuff misses with some punches.
Colbert has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Colbert doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Still in the clinch, Cockenschtuff scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cockenschtuff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Cockenschtuff.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A body shot lands from Cockenschtuff.
Colbert takes a shot to the head.
Cockenschtuff trying to control the position but instead, Colbert has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cockenschtuff into the cage.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice elbow.
Colbert is breathing heavily.
Cockenschtuff with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Colbert fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Colbert! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Cockenschtuff is unloading with more strikes now! Colbert drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Cockenschtuff!
Lester Cockenschtuff retains his heavyweight title!
An out of breath Lester Cockenschtuff thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.