PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Boy Dahlia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kreig Hanug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dahlia comes to the cage accompanied by Pussy by Iggy Azalea. Boy Dahlia had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Dahlia
vs
Hanug

179 cm
26
165 lbs
6 - 4 - 1

150 cm
26
155 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Boy Dahlia!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kreig Hanug!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Ivan Kurochkin and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanug gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dahlia lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Dahlia clinches up against the cage.
Dahlia lands a knee to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dahlia.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dahlia unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hanug lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hanug looks winded!
Dahlia lands an elbow inside that Hanug shrugs off.
A left hand lands to the body for Dahlia.
Dahlia unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dahlia scores with a hook to the body.
Dahlia landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dahlia lands a good knee to the midsection. Hanug won't want to take too many of those.
Dahlia cracks Hanug with a nice body shot.
Dahlia makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dahlia crunches a lovely knee into Hanug's ribcage.
Hanug should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dahlia lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dahlia creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hanug's defenses.
Dahlia utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dahlia scores with a knee to the head.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Hanug has eaten all the pies!
Dahlia lands a nice elbow.
Dahlia utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Hanug's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Dahlia.
Dahlia utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Dahlia.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dahlia obliges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dahlia unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hanug lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

Dahlia drops Hanug with a big knee straight up the middle! Hanug is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Hanug is rocked!

It looks like Kreig Hanug has been cut.
Hanug is holding his hands too far apart here. Dahlia throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Hanug is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boy Dahlia!
Boy Dahlia is the new lightweight champion!
Post fight, an emotional Boy Dahlia said 'I want to thank my opponent for stepping into the ring ... he gets to tell the world he got his ass beat by a lady boy! Who wants to rub lotion on the new champion??'.