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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Casey Stoner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes to the cage accompanied by Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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208 lbs
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215 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Casey Stoner!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Stoner. Hanson shrugs it off though.
Hanson checks the leg kick.
Hanson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Vicious Striking in the buildup to the fight.
Stoner scores with a nice head shot.
The fighters circling - Hanson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hanson throws a jab but it's blocked by Stoner.
Stoner slips under a jab from Hanson.
Stoner slips a straight right by Hanson.
Stoner lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hanson will feel that in the morning.
Stoner throws an overhand right that lands on Hanson's shoulder, as Hanson tries to avoid the shot.
Stoner walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hanson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Stoner throws a low kick but Hanson avoids it.
Stoner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hanson.
Hanson throws a poor cross that misses
and Stoner counters with a good, hard body kick but Hanson shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stoner throws out a loose jab but Hanson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanson connects with a jab.
Hanson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson looks to land a left hand but Stoner moved out of range nicely.
Stoner throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pauline Hanson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hanson looks to land a left hand but Stoner moved out of range nicely.
Stoner tries to clinch there but Hanson circles away.
A jab from Hanson misses.
Hanson looks to land a right hand but Stoner moved out of range.
Stoner tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hanson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hanson defending well as Stoner loads up on a big left hand.
Stoner tries to close the distance and clinch but Hanson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Stoner ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pauline Hanson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stoner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hanson was well out of range. Poor timing from Stoner.
Hanson misses the jab.
Stoner scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hanson doesn't seem bothered though.
A slapping body kick lands there for Stoner.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hanson throws a jab but it's blocked by Stoner.
Nice defenses there by Stoner.
Stoner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hanson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hanson avoids the head kick by Stoner.
Hanson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Stoner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hanson throws a hook but Stoner blocks it.
Stoner scores with a jab to the jaw.
Hanson connects with a single shot there.
Nice defenses there by Stoner.
Hanson slips a jab and a cross from Stoner.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Hanson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Hanson misses.
Hanson misses with an uppercut. Stoner saw that one coming.
Stoner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hanson moves away.
Hanson misses with a looping right.
Stoner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hanson misses with a straight left.
Hanson looks to land a left hand but Stoner moved out of range nicely.
Stoner wants to clinch up but Hanson keeps it at a distance.
Stoner bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Stoner fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hanson misses with a hook.
Stoner throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hanson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hanson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Stoner throws a push kick but Hanson slaps the foot to one side.
Stoner misses with a body shot.
Stoner fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hanson.
Stoner ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hanson avoids the body shot from Stoner.
Stoner slips under a jab from Hanson.
Hanson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hanson tests Stoner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stoner uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hanson.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stoner fakes the leg kick and cracks Hanson in the body.
Stoner looks to score with a jab to the body but Hanson is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Casey Stoner dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Stoner misses with a body shot.
Stoner throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hanson's waist but Hanson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stoner off to one side.
Hanson misses with a lunging right hand
and Stoner counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Stoner trying to land knees to the body.
Hanson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hanson avoids the elbow strike from Stoner, against the cage.
Hanson blocks the elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Stoner.
Hanson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stoner creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Stoner stalls.
A shot in the inside from Hanson.
Stoner is trying to pull guard but Hanson turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Hanson will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Hanson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hanson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Hanson.
Stoner lands an elbow inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson swings wildly with an uppercut but Stoner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanson blocks an elbow strike.
Stoner is struggling to control the position.
Hanson just leaning against Stoner, taking a breather.
Stoner throws an elbow but it misses.
Hanson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hanson lands a hook that snaps the head of Stoner backwards.
Hanson throws a head punch that misses.
Hanson blocks an elbow strike.
Hanson blocks an elbow strike from Stoner.
Hanson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stoner throws an elbow but it misses.
Stoner's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Stoner is rocked!
Hanson has Stoner pressed against the cage.
Stoner is still on wobbly legs! Can Hanson finish him?
Hanson creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Stoner's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Stoner drops to his knees and Hanson pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pauline Hanson!
Pauline Hanson took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'My language has been murdered. My language has been murdered. My shopping trolley murdered. My groceries just gone!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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