PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Flo Wer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Parts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wer comes to the cage accompanied by My Sweet Lord by George Harrison. The crowd seem to be enjoying Parts's choice of entrance music: Written in the Stars. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Wer
vs
Parts

182 cm
30
175 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

185 cm
34
187 lbs
30 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Flo Wer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tony Parts!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wer manages to avoid it.
Parts connects with the punch.
Wer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Parts scores with a jab to the jaw.
Parts misses with a body shot.
Wer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Parts fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Parts cracks a nice hook into Wer's ribs.
Parts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parts manages to avoid it.
Parts looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jab by Parts.
Parts works Wer's body with a nice hook.
Parts misses with a few strikes there.
Parts avoids the head kick by Wer.
Wer throws a shot from downtown. Parts moves away and avoids it.
Parts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parts throws a leg kick but Wer checks it.
Parts throws a nice outside leg kick.
A shot to the body from Parts misses
and Parts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Parts chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wer can pounce on him.
Parts scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wer doesn't seem bothered though.
Parts swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parts ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wer misses with a straight right.
Wer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parts just misses with a punch to the body.
Parts takes a swing at Wer's ribcage but misses.
Parts misses with a double jab.
Parts on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Parts looks to score with a jab to the body but Wer is just out of range.
Wer scores with a body shot.
Wer throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Parts swings for the body but Wer moves out of range.
Wer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Parts fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wer is out of range.
Parts avoids the body shot from Wer.

Parts gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Parts misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Parts.
Wer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parts fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parts backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parts misses with a hook to the ribs.
Parts can't find room to land a body shot as Wer controls the action.
Parts lands an uppercut.
Parts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parts struggles to land a body shot inside as Wer controls his hands.
Parts can't find room to land a body shot as Wer controls the action.
Parts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parts missing with knees to the body.
Parts tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wer's elbow.
Wer lands a shoulder strike.
Parts throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wers head.
Wer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parts misses with some punches.
Wer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wer tries a body shot but Parts blocks it.
Wer lands a right hand.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Parts as Wer tries to tie him up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parts tries to throw a body punch but Wer avoids it by throwing Parts back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parts.
Parts misses with a body punch.
Wer can't find room to land a body shot as Parts controls the action.
Parts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wer pushes Parts back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wer.
Wer lands a nice elbow.
Wer pushes off an throws an elbow but Parts leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wer lands with a left to the head.
Parts tries a body shot but Wer blocks it.
Parts blocking some punches.
Parts landing knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Parts fails to land.
Wer blocks an uppercut.
Wer lands with a light punch inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wer avoiding damage as Parts throws knees to the body.
Wer lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parts doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Still in the clinch, Parts scores with a nice short uppercut.
Parts lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from Wer on the inside.
Wer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parts backwards.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Wer tries to land knees in the clinch but Parts avoids the damage to the body.
Parts throws a head punch that misses.
Wer scores with a shoulder strike.
Parts misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Parts blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good body shot from Parts.
Wer throws an elbow but it misses.
Wer throws an elbow that misses.
Parts with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Parts tries to throw a body punch but Wer avoids it by throwing Parts back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tony Parts will probably get the nod.
That's time! Wer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Wer scores with a body shot.
Parts lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parts. Wer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wer misses with a wild body shot.
Parts walks into a stiff left hand from Wer.
Wer tries to work over Parts's front leg with a kick but Parts checks it.
Parts throws a front kick aimed at Wer's knee but Wer avoids it well.
Tony Parts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wer wants to slow Parts down by chopping away at his legs.
Parts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Wer.
Parts lands with a cross.
Parts takes a swing at Wer's ribcage but misses.
Parts checks the leg kick.
Wer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wer manages to avoid it.
Parts scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Wer, right into the meat.
Parts lunges at Wer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Wer's hand.
Wer scores with a hook to the body. Parts takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wer moves forwards but Parts connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parts.
Wer blocks a low kick nicely.
A head kick misses from Wer.
Parts scores with a spinning back kick!
Wer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parts.
Parts fails to land with a series of punches.
Wer takes a swing at Parts's ribcage but misses.
Wer throws out a loose jab but Parts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parts misses with a shot to the body
and Wer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Parts throws a lazy right hand but Wer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parts.
Wer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Wer misses the target.
Parts misses with a body punch
and Wer counters with a body kick.
Wer scoring well with a low kick there.
Parts is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Parts's calf.
Parts swings for the body but Wer moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wer misses with a series of wild punches.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A chopping leg kick lands by Wer.
Wer throws a low kick, looking for Parts's leg but Parts calmly moves out of range.
Wer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Parts swings for the body but Wer moves out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Wer.
Parts ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parts takes a swing at Wer's ribcage but misses.
Parts looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wer takes a swing at Parts's ribcage but misses.
Wer throws a shot from downtown. Parts moves away and avoids it.
Parts walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Parts misses with a looping left.
Parts fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parts feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Wer's calf.
Parts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wer tried to score with a low kick but Parts checks it.
Wer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wer connects with a leg kick. Parts looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Parts getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Wer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wer looks for the body kick but Parts saw that one coming.
Wer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Parts swings for the body but Wer moves out of range.
Wer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Parts.
Parts fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Parts moves out of range as Wer throws a body kick.
A big left from Parts misses.
Parts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Parts scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wer doesn't seem bothered though.
Parts throws a lazy head kick
and Wer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wer lands a high kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Parts pivots, looking for a leg kick but Wer is out of range and Parts settles back down.
Parts shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Parts tried to score with a low kick but Wer checks it.
Parts misses with a body shot.
Parts has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Wer thuds a left hand into Parts's body.
Wer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parts manages to avoid it.

Parts drives through and clinches with Wer against the cage.
Wer tries to work over Parts's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wer tries to land a knee to the head but Parts blocks with his arms.
Parts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Flo Wer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short uppercut from Parts.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wer misses with the head strike.
Parts's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Parts fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wer swings wildly with an uppercut but Parts uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Flo Wer dominated that second round.
That's time! Wer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Good exchange - Wer coming out on top.
Nice body punch from Parts.
Wer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Parts doesn't seem bothered though.
Parts misses with a low kick.
Parts throws a series of punches but Wer avoids them all with ease.
Wer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A head kick from Parts lands but Wer takes it in his stride.
Wer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parts.
Parts just misses with a punch to the body.
Parts ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wer moves away.
Parts swings for the body but Wer moves out of range.
Parts thows a body shot but no joy.
Parts thows a body shot but no joy.
Parts blocks a head kick by Wer.
Parts keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wer.
Parts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parts dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Parts misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Parts takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Parts misses with a shot to the body
and Wer counters with a straight right hand.
Parts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parts avoids the head kick by Wer.
A low kick from Parts misses
and Wer counters with a thumping low kick.
Wer looks to score with a jab to the body but Parts is just out of range.
Parts throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Parts misses with a wild body shot.
Parts misses with a body punch
and Wer makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Flo Wer is winning the standup battle so far.
A combination from Wer does no damage.

Parts clinches with his opponent.
Wer lands a left hand.
A short uppercut from Wer.
Parts lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Parts tries to work over Wer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parts swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parts managing to block the knees to the body from Wer.
Nice body punch from Wer - that landed with a thud.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parts.
A head punch on the inside from Parts fails to land.
Parts dodges an elbow strike from Wer.

Wer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wer misses with a low kick as Parts jumps back.
Wer lands with a kick to the temple. Parts shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Tony Parts has been cut.
Wer thows a body shot but no joy.
Parts scores with a shot to the body.
Parts moves out of range of the body kick from Wer.
Parts scores with a hook to the body. Wer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wer blocks a head kick by Parts.
A jab from Wer does it's job there.
Parts throws a right and a left that Wer avoids nicely.
Parts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wer was well out of range. Poor timing from Parts.
Wer lands a really nice looking cross but Parts seems unphased.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Wer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Parts takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wer lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Wer swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Wer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parts moves away.
Parts throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Parts misses the shot to the body.
Wer just misses with a punch to the body.
Wer cracks the inside of Parts's front leg.
Parts stuns Wer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Parts ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wer moves away.
Wer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wer throws a big shot that misses.
Wer tries a head kick but it misses.
Wer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parts.
Wer lands a jab to Parts's midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Parts looks to score with a jab to the body but Wer is just out of range.
Parts jabs at Wer's body.
Wer throws a shot from downtown. Parts moves away and avoids it.
Parts misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wer misses with an uppercut. Parts saw that one coming.
Parts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wer manages to avoid it.
Parts misses with a few strikes there.
Wer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Wer throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Parts looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Parts lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Parts is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Wer rather than just go for the knockout.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Parts gets a clinch.
Parts tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wer throws a punch but it's blocked by Parts.
Parts presses Wer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Flo Wer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:28
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:28
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Flo Wer!
Our winner, Flo Wer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.