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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rankka Ankka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tic Tac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ankka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Stone Sour - Cardiff. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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184 cm
19
209 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
20
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rankka Ankka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tic Tac! The judges for this bout are Marco Blurstr�m, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ankka misses with an uppercut. Ankka misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ankka cracks Tac with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Tac tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Ankka pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Tac is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rankka Ankka!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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