PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ice Lander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Badass. Lander has chosen Tribute as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

CanChopper
vs
Lander

200 cm
31
249 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

190 cm
33
231 lbs
32 - 20 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER

KAISER
Heisenberg

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ice Lander!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Ackerman and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from CanChopper - that will leave a mark!
CanChopper connects with a single shot there.
Lander looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lander lands a straight punch to the body, keeping CanChopper at a distance.
Lander throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
CanChopper looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Lander swings for the body but CanChopper moves out of range.
Ice Lander seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lander lands a straight punch to the body, keeping CanChopper at a distance.
CanChopper tries a head kick but it misses.
CanChopper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Lander.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lander connects with a jab.
Lander throws a sloppy head kick and CanChopper moves out of range easily.
Lander thumps CanChopper with a low kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Lander. That snapped CanChopper's head back.
Lander avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nice shot lands for CanChopper.
CanChopper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
CanChopper has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from CanChopper there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lander misses with a low kick.
Lander connects with a leg kick. CanChopper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lander tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
CanChopper moves out of range of the leg kick from Lander.
Lander looks to land a body kick but CanChopper moved away.
Lander with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
CanChopper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
No joy there for Lander, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lander fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lander lands with a good body shot.
Lander tries to work over CanChopper's front leg with a kick but CanChopper checks it.
Lander is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by CanChopper.
CanChopper connects with an inside leg kick.
CanChopper throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
CanChopper avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lander misses with a leg kick

and CanChopper counters by moving into the clinch.
CanChopper takes a shot to the head.
A short body shot lands from Lander as the two fighters clinch.
CanChopper throws a knee to the head but misses.
CanChopper looking to throw knees to the head but Lander is blocking nicely.
Nice body punch from CanChopper - that landed with a thud.
CanChopper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lander tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lander blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
CanChopper throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lander is pushing CanChopper up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
CanChopper is trying to break free.
CanChopper is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lander working aggressively here.
CanChopper tries to land knees in the clinch but Lander avoids the damage to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the head but Lander blocks with his arms.
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lander is defending well for now.
CanChopper lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Ice Lander has been cut.
CanChopper blocks a body shot from Lander.
Lander blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
CanChopper struggles to land a body shot inside as Lander controls his hands.
A short right from CanChopper.
Lander misses with the head strike.
Lander on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

CanChopper breaks from the clinch.
Lander takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lander cracks the inside of CanChopper's front leg.
Lander misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from CanChopper.
Lander swings away with a leg kick that misses.
CanChopper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
CanChopper keeps the fight on the outside.
CanChopper moves out of range as Lander strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lander throws a poor cross that misses
and CanChopper counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
CanChopper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lander moves away.
Lander throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A head kick misses from Lander.
CanChopper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lander fakes the leg kick and cracks CanChopper in the body.
Lander checks the leg kick.
CanChopper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
CanChopper is looking to chop away at Lander's legs.
Lander lands a head kick!
CanChopper checks a low kick from Lander.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lander.
CanChopper jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Lander throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ice Lander dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ice Lander's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Lander takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lander throws a poor cross that misses
and CanChopper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lander thinking.
CanChopper moves out of range as Lander strikes.
CanChopper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
CanChopper throws a head kick that Lander semi-blocks.
CanChopper is looking to wear down Lander with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
CanChopper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Lander misses.
Lander tries to move into range but CanChopper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lander defending well as CanChopper loads up on a big left hand.
Lander throws a wild body kick that CanChopper sees coming a mile off.
CanChopper slips under a jab from Lander.
Lander scores with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
CanChopper lands a leg kick that knocks Lander off balance momentarily.
Lander throws a leg kick
and CanChopper counters with a straight right hand.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Lander! CanChopper is out on his feet! Lander rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - CanChopper is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! CanChopper is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ice Lander!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Ice Lander made sure he mentioned HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158, along with how happy he was to win his fight.