PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pablo Cojones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chocolate Hurricane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cojones comes into the arena with Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Hurricane's choice of entrance music: Baby Got Back. Chocolate Hurricane has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cojones
vs
Hurricane

191 cm
20
242 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

225 cm
21
245 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pablo Cojones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chocolate Hurricane!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cojones tries a head kick but it misses.
Hurricane throws an off balance right hand

and Cojones counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Cojones.
Hurricane tries to circle away but Cojones has him pinned against the cage.
Come on Cojones - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Hurricane tries to break free but Cojones pushes him back against the cage.
Cojones keeps control of Hurricane as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Cojones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cojones walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Cojones clinches with his opponent.
Hurricane is trying to push Cojones away but Cojones has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Cojones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cojones takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Cojones gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hurricane wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cojones has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Hurricane is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Cojones lands a takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Hurricane is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Cojones dives into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hurricane is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Cojones cracks Hurricane with a big right hand but Hurricane just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

Cojones has hold of Hurricane's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Hurricane tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Cojones cranks the arm and Hurricane screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Hurricane, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Pablo Cojones!
Pablo Cojones decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.