PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Bjj (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Bjj
vs
Ferguson

185 cm
29
202 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

185 cm
33
200 lbs
22 - 16 - 1

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmy Bjj!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bjj will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bjj throws a nice looking combination but Ferguson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Bjj gets a clinch.
Ferguson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bjj jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ferguson walks away with a smile on his face. Bjj gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bjj tries to move into range but Ferguson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bjj throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A left lands for Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a nice hook to Bjj's body. Bjj takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bjj throws a right hand that Ferguson ducks under and follows up with a left that Ferguson also avoids with ease.
Ferguson defending well as Bjj loads up on a big left hand.
Bjj misses with a wild combination.

Ferguson clinches.
Bjj struggles to land a body shot inside as Ferguson controls his hands.
I was talking to Bjj's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bjj is leaning against Ferguson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ferguson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ferguson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bjj is breathing heavily.
Bjj trying to stall but Ferguson improves his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Bjj blocks a body shot from Ferguson.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bjj is defending well for now.
Ferguson has Bjj pressed against the cage, preventing Bjj from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Ferguson gets through Bjj's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bjj looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ferguson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bjj is keeping busy.
Ferguson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ferguson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ferguson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bjj looking to stall.
Bjj tries a body shot but Ferguson blocks it.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Jimmy Bjj has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bjj has a couple of punches blocked by Ferguson.
Ferguson landing knees to the head.
Bjj is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.
Bjj misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bjj being controlled against the cage.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bjj is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Bjj can't find room to land a body shot as Ferguson controls the action.
Bjj misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
Ferguson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bjj struggles to land a body shot inside as Ferguson controls his hands.
A short uppercut from Bjj.
Ferguson prevents a body shot from Bjj.
Ferguson working Bjj over with knees to the body.
Ferguson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Bjj up against the cage.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ferguson lands with a left to the head.
Ferguson lands a damaging elbow.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
Ferguson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bjjs head.
Bjj takes an elbow to the temple.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

Bjj is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Bjj is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ferguson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Ferguson tries to stall but Bjj uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Ferguson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Bjj is blocking nicely.
Ferguson lands a left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ferguson takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Bjj can't find room to land a body shot as Ferguson controls the action.
Bjj misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ferguson.
Bjj tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ferguson's elbow.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ferguson gets through Bjj's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bjj doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ferguson.
Bjj misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bjj tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ferguson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bjj.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Oh Bjj is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Jimmy Bjj's cut is getting worse.
Ferguson lands with a left to the head.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Bjj blocks it.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bjj blocks it with crossed arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jimmy Bjj's cut.
That's time! Bjj's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bjj takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ferguson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Bjj drives through and clinches with Ferguson against the cage.
Bjj seems to have got his legs back now.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bjj has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bjj blocks a body shot from Ferguson.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bjj working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ferguson.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Bjj wants to break free but Ferguson has control.
Bjj tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ferguson's elbow.
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Bjj won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson pushes Bjj back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Ferguson.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a huge knee in the clinch and it's knocked Bjj out! Massive knee - he's celebrating with his corner and the crowd showing their appreciation!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.