PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chris Van De Kamp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Willy Wonka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van De Kamp comes to the cage accompanied by Sister Sin - Fight Song. Wonka is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mr Rotten Treats - Insane Clown Posse. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Van De Kamp
vs
Wonka

162 cm
26
133 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

173 cm
28
159 lbs
19 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter fighter
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Chris Van De Kamp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Willy Wonka!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wonka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wonka uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Van De Kamp has time to react.
Wonka lands with a cross.
Wonka bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Van De Kamp's head backwards.
Wonka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Van De Kamp moves away.
Wonka is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wonka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Van De Kamp moves away.
Van De Kamp's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wonka connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Van De Kamp scrambles back to his feet.
Wonka looks to score with a jab to the body but Van De Kamp is just out of range.
Wonka looks to land a right hand but Van De Kamp moved out of range.
Van De Kamp avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wonka misses with an uppercut. Van De Kamp saw that one coming.
A big left from Wonka misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wonka lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Willy Wonka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Van De Kamp takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice straight punches there by Wonka. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Wonka.
Wonka bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Van De Kamp's head backwards.
A big left from Wonka misses.
Wonka throws a body punch but Van De Kamp moves out of range.
Van De Kamp shoots and misses

and Wonka counters by clinching up.

Wonka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Van De Kamp looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Wonka throws a jab but it's blocked by Van De Kamp.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wonka thuds a left hand into Van De Kamp's body.

Van De Kamp gets tackled into the cage by Wonka. Wonka maintains the clinch.

Van De Kamp gets a trip takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Wonka makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Wonka.
Wonka wants to sweep but no luck.

Van De Kamp is posturing up here but Wonka has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Van De Kamp tries to roll out but it's too tight and Van De Kamp has to tap! Slick submission there by Wonka!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Willy Wonka!
Willy Wonka looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I knew this belt was meant to be mine! Wonka, who you trying to call out boy! You ain't even had your fight yet and you think you deserve a shot at this belt? What the hell you think you're gonna be able to do to win it? You don't got the skill to be champion. I'll break your God damn arm off bo'.