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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blood Bane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bane has chosen Bad Blood as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Austin Powers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blood Bane!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Donald Grub and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Powers throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Powers lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bane has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bane and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Powers checks a leg kick.
Bane is looking to chop away at Powers's legs.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Powers.
Powers defending well as Bane loads up on a big left hand.
Powers uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bane.
Bane connects with a looping right hand.
Bane lands a jab-cross combination.
It looks like Austin Powers has been cut.
Bane has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bane lands a big head kick that sends Powers tumbling to the mat! Bane takes a step backwards and waves Powers back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Powers is rocked!
Powers jabs Bane to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Oh Powers is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Powers seems to have got his legs back now.
Powers scores with a nice right hand.
It looks like Blood Bane has been cut.
Powers swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Powers misses with a two punch combination.
A head kick by Bane misses
and Powers counters with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bane misses with an uppercut.
Bane misses with a lunging right hand
and Powers counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bane is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Powers chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Powers bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bane tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bane pushes Powers up against the cage in a clinch.
Powers softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Powers tries a body shot but Bane blocks it.
Powers taking a breather.
Bane's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Powers lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Powers lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bane backwards.
Powers can't find room to land a body shot as Bane controls the action.
Powers's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Powers misses with a straight left.
Powers throws a head kick but Bane moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Bane.
Bane with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bane moves out of range of the body kick.
Powers connects with a high kick.
Bane chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bane misses with a body kick.
Bane keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bane misses with a body kick.
Bane throws a looping overhand right but Powers ducks down to avoid it.
Powers takes a swing at Bane's ribcage but misses.
Bane gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Powers.
That has opened up Blood Bane's cut even more.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Powers lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Powers scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The fighters circling - Bane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Powers attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bane throws out a loose jab but Powers uses good head movement to avoid it.
Powers is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A slow jab from Bane misses its intended target.
Powers displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bane throws out the jab.
Bane moves forwards but Powers connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The cut above Blood Bane's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the liver by Powers. Beautiful body shot.
A right-left combo lands from Powers.
A bone on bone clash there as Powers blocks the leg kick.
Powers throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A right-left combo lands from Powers.
Powers misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Powers.
Bane doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Powers.
Powers lands a head shot.
Blood Bane's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Powers throws a sloppy head kick
and Bane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Powers lands a really nice looking cross but Bane seems unphased.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Blood Bane's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Austin Powers!
During a confident post fight interview, Austin Powers thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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hype
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pop
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