PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Curtis Mayhem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mick Mayhem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Curtis Mayhem kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Motionless In White-Devils Night. Mick Mayhem comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pantera - Walk kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mayhem
vs
Mayhem

216 cm
26
275 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

210 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Excellent MT
Prefers standup

Good kicks
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Curtis Mayhem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Mick Mayhem!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Sam Margolis and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mick Mayhem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Curtis Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mick Mayhem tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Curtis Mayhem manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Curtis Mayhem closes the distance and pushes Mick Mayhem back into the ropes.
Curtis Mayhem landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Mick Mayhem looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Curtis Mayhem lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Curtis Mayhem is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Curtis Mayhem landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Curtis Mayhem landing knees to the body.
Curtis Mayhem misses with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Curtis Mayhem.
Curtis Mayhem utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Curtis Mayhem landing knees to the head.

It looks like Mick Mayhem has been cut.
Curtis Mayhem misses with a knee to the head.
Curtis Mayhem using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Curtis Mayhem misses with an elbow strike.
Curtis Mayhem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Curtis Mayhem landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Curtis Mayhem using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

Curtis Mayhem's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Curtis Mayhem has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Curtis Mayhem displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mick Mayhem up against the ropes.
Mick Mayhem throws an elbow that misses.
Curtis Mayhem with a knee to the head.

Curtis Mayhem pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Mick Mayhem is looking to clinch.
Mick Mayhem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Curtis Mayhem paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Curtis Mayhem has Mick Mayhem up against the ropes in a clinch.
Mick Mayhem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A knee to the head by Curtis Mayhem.
Curtis Mayhem with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Curtis Mayhem putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Mick Mayhem in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

Curtis Mayhem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mick Mayhem backs away from a small jab... but Curtis Mayhem lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Mick Mayhem crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Curtis Mayhem with a spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Curtis Mayhem!
A relieved looking Curtis Mayhem thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.