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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shamus McDermid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lard might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I'm Fat. McDermid has chosen The Drunken Scotsman - The Irish Rovers as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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223 lbs
16 - 9 - 0 |
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195 cm
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222 lbs
20 - 9 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shamus McDermid!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Ren Mimura and Shigeki Sano.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lard moves forwards but McDermid connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A big left from McDermid misses.
Lard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McDermid pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lard is out of range and McDermid settles back down.
McDermid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shamus McDermid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lard moves in looking to clinch but McDermid pushes him off.
Lard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at MagicalFatFarm in the buildup to the fight.
McDermid misses with a low kick.
McDermid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lard cracks a nice hook into McDermid's ribs.
Lard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McDermid tries to score with a low kick but Lard moves his leg out of the way.
McDermid throws a front kick that sends Lard stumbling back into the ropes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lard throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Both fighters circling a little - Lard finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nice body kick there by Lard.
Lard walks forward, straight into a front kick from McDermid.
Good work by McDermid as he checks the leg kick.
Lard has McDermid up against the ropes in a clinch.
McDermid misses with the head strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDermid breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lard throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lard blocks a low kick nicely.
McDermid misses with a series of wild punches.
McDermid connects with a solid leg kick.
McDermid throws a lazy uppercut
and Lard counters with a nice uppercut.
Lard slips a jab and a cross from McDermid.
Lard has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lard there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lard walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McDermid keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Lard scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lard blocks a head kick by McDermid.
McDermid has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McDermid lands with a hook. Lard tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Lard scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McDermid moves into range and clinches up with Lard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McDermid.
McDermid throws an elbow but it misses.
Lard lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Shamus McDermid has been cut.
McDermid pushes off an throws an elbow but Lard leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Lard tries to throw a body punch but McDermid avoids it by throwing Lard back against the ropes.
McDermid avoiding damage as Lard throws knees to the body.
McDermid's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
McDermid on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lard misses with a hook from the clinch.
McDermid lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lard lands a damaging elbow.
McDermid trying to land knees to the body.
Lard lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Lard has a couple of punches blocked by McDermid.
McDermid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDermid misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lard.
Lard blocks an elbow strike from McDermid.
Lard scores with a shot to the side of McDermid's head.
Lard is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McDermid is defending well for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Shamus McDermid will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Shamus McDermid's cut.
That's time! Lard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Lard lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lard tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. McDermid manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lard lands a glancing blow to the side of McDermid's head.
McDermid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lard wants to slow McDermid down by chopping away at his legs.
McDermid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lard.
McDermid takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McDermid scores with a jab. Lard acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McDermid throws a low kick, looking for Lard's leg but Lard calmly moves out of range.
Lard gets tackled into the ropes by McDermid. McDermid maintains the clinch.
McDermid lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lard backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lard unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lard landing some nice looking knees to the body.
McDermid is breathing heavily.
Lard connects with a nasty looking knee right to McDermid's face.
Lard avoids a wild elbow strike from McDermid.
Lard lands with a left to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDermid comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lard lands an uppercut.
McDermid is looking to control Lard's arms but Lard gets an underhook and turns him. Now McDermid has his back to the ropes.
Lard scores with a nice hook to the head.
McDermid pushes off an throws an elbow but Lard leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Lard fails to land.
McDermid is trying to break the clinch but Lard is controlling him.
Lard blocks a body shot from McDermid.
McDermid creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Lard lands on the inside with an uppercut.
McDermid blocks an elbow strike from Lard.
Lard lands a shoulder strike.
Lard lands a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Lard.
McDermid pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Lard lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right hand to the body from Lard.
Nice body punch from Lard.
Lard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, McDermid just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lard's brow.
McDermid managing to block the knees to the body from Lard.
A body shot lands from Lard.
Lard lands an uppercut.
Lard comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McDermid is rocked!
A body shot lands from Lard.
McDermid is still on wobbly legs! Can Lard finish him?
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lard.
Lard creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! McDermid crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! McDermid face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Lard takes it with a brutal technical knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Tubo Lard!
Tubo Lard seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Shamus McDermid stepped up to the mic, saying 'Damn!That kid's good'.
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