PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pan Goatboy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Berzins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goatboy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bill Hicks - Goat boy. Pan Goatboy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Chris Berzins's chin.

Goatboy
vs
Berzins

188 cm
27
190 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
185 lbs
11 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pan Goatboy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Chris Berzins!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Berzins fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Goatboy is out of range.
Berzins turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Berzins thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Goatboy if he has to take too many more of those.
Goatboy throws a jab when Berzins was well out of range.
Goatboy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Berzins in his tracks.
Goatboy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Berzins connects with a leg kick. Goatboy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Berzins's coach down at The Pit was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Berzins's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Berzins throws a head kick that misses.
Goatboy takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Goatboy misses with a wild body shot.

Berzins lands a big head kick that sends Goatboy tumbling to the mat! Berzins takes a step backwards and waves Goatboy back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Goatboy is rocked!
Berzins tries a head kick but it misses.
Goatboy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Pit in the buildup to the fight.
A slapping body kick lands there for Berzins.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Berzins. Goatboy shrugs it off though.
Goatboy is breathing heavily.
Berzins slips under a jab from Goatboy.
Berzins buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Berzins tenderised Goatboy's leg. Goatboy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Goatboy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Berzins keeps Goatboy at a distance using the push kick.
Berzins fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Goatboy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Berzins lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A thudding body kick lands there by Berzins!
Goatboy drops his hands momentarily and Berzins needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Goatboy just on the top of the head. Goatboy drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Goatboy - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Chris Berzins!
Chris Berzins seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Pan Goatboy stepped up to the mic, saying 'Goatboy was here to please you!'.