PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Socially Awkward Penguin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Darko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penguin comes into the arena with Why Cant We Be Friends blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Awkward Penguin
vs
Darko

175 cm
32
220 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

188 cm
30
201 lbs
15 - 13 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Alpha Male

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Socially Awkward Penguin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Donnie Darko!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Sam Margolis and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Penguin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Penguin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

It looks like Socially Awkward Penguin has been cut.
Darko pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Penguin tries to clinch up but Darko circles away and keeps his distance.
Donnie Darko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Penguin darts in trying to clinch
and Darko counters with a nice uppercut.
Darko scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Penguin wants to clinch but Darko slips to the side
and Darko counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Penguin tries to clinch but Darko moves out of range.
Darko keeps the fight on the outside.
Darko swings for the body but Penguin moves out of range.
Nice cross by Darko.
Darko tests Penguin's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Darko Rushes Penguin and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Penguin is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Darko Piles on the pressure and Penguin crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donnie Darko!
An out of breath Donnie Darko thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.