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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tyrone Tornado CPW (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tornado CPW comes to the cage accompanied by Warning!. Phooey comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hong Kong Phooey kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Hong Kong Phooey struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 146.0lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. On his way into the cage it seems that Tyrone Tornado CPW has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Tyrone Tornado CPW seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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160 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 11 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tyrone Tornado CPW!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 15 - 1, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tornado CPW throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tornado CPW swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Phooey counters with a slapping leg kick.
Phooey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Phooey lands a right hook to the body.
Tornado CPW lands a jab to the nose.
Phooey throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Phooey bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Tornado CPW lands a nice hook to Phooey's body. Phooey takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Phooey on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Tornado CPW is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Tornado CPW is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Tornado CPW's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Phooey connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Tornado CPW scrambles back to his feet.
Tornado CPW takes one to the chin there.
Tornado CPW really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tornado CPW connects with a nice looking jab.
Phooey keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice body punch from Tornado CPW.
Tornado CPW ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phooey moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tornado CPW bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Phooey's head.
Tornado CPW dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tornado CPW misses with a body shot
and Phooey counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Phooey throws a right and a left that Tornado CPW avoids nicely.
Phooey is looking to slow Tornado CPW down with leg kicks.
Tornado CPW has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tornado CPW there as he acknowledges the shot.
Tornado CPW stuns Phooey with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Phooey looks to land a combination. Tornado CPW sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Phooey throws out a loose jab but Tornado CPW uses good head movement to avoid it.
That kick from Phooey tenderised Tornado CPW's leg. Tornado CPW is trying to keep his angry face on.
A shot to the liver by Tornado CPW. Beautiful body shot.
Tornado CPW throws a looping overhand right but Phooey ducks down to avoid it.
Tyrone Tornado CPW seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Phooey tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tornado CPW manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tornado CPW punishes Phooey's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A combination from Phooey does no damage.
Tornado CPW is looking to wear down Phooey with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phooey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tornado CPW paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Phooey swings for the body but Tornado CPW moves out of range.
It looks like Tornado CPW has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Tornado CPW misses with a wild body shot.
Phooey clinches.
Tornado CPW working aggressively here.
Phooey is trying to maintain a safe position but Tornado CPW gets an underhook and turns Phooey into the cage.
Phooey is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Tornado CPW leaning against his opponent.
Phooey looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Phooey is trying to maintain a safe position but Tornado CPW gets an underhook and turns Phooey into the cage.
Tornado CPW goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Tornado CPW stalling in the clinch but Phooey improves position.
Phooey lands a hook that snaps the head of Tornado CPW backwards.
Phooey misses with a punch to the body.
Tornado CPW pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tornado CPW lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tornado CPW fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phooey manages to avoid it.
Tornado CPW misses with a body punch
enabling Phooey to counter with a crisp jab.
Phooey lands with a shot to the body.
Phooey is looking to chop away at Tornado CPW's legs.
Phooey lands a two punch combo.
Phooey swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Phooey takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice jab there from Tornado CPW.
A swing and a miss from Phooey.
Tornado CPW cracks a nice hook into Phooey's ribs.
Tornado CPW is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Tornado CPW digs a good hook to Phooey's body.
Phooey misses with a head kick.
Tornado CPW tries to close the distance and clinch up but Phooey swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tornado CPW fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phooey manages to avoid it.
Phooey throws a head kick but Tornado CPW moves out of range.
Tornado CPW with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tornado CPW tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Phooey paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Phooey misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tornado CPW checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Tornado CPW punishes Phooey's body with a nice straight punch.
Tornado CPW uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Phooey has time to react.
Phooey lands with a nice body punch.
Phooey uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tornado CPW.
Tornado CPW looks to throw the jab but Phooey is out of range.
Phooey misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tornado CPW misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Phooey.
Tornado CPW moves into range and connects with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tornado CPW loads up on a big right hand but Phooey slips the punch.
Tornado CPW fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phooey manages to avoid it.
Tornado CPW cracks a nice hook into Phooey's ribs.
Phooey misses with a double jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Tyrone Tornado CPW will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Tornado CPW misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Phooey.
Tornado CPW takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Phooey throws a jab but it's blocked by Tornado CPW.
Phooey tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tornado CPW swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tornado CPW misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Phooey.
Nice cross by Tornado CPW.
Phooey misses with a few strikes there.
Tornado CPW blocks a leg kick.
Phooey throws a one two combo.
Phooey throws a half hearted mid kick.
Phooey takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Tornado CPW just misses with a punch to the body.
Hong Kong Phooey is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tornado CPW. Phooey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tornado CPW misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tornado CPW. Phooey does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Phooey looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tornado CPW keeps the fight on the outside.
Tornado CPW checks the leg kick nicely there.
Tornado CPW misses with a wild body shot.
Tornado CPW misses the shot to the body.
Phooey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Tornado CPW.
Tornado CPW wants to clinch up but Phooey keeps it at a distance.
Tornado CPW scores with a three punch combo!
A clash of legs there as Tornado CPW blocks the low kick.
Phooey throws a body kick that misses.
Phooey tries a head kick but it misses.
Tornado CPW throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tornado CPW lands with a nice body punch.
Phooey ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tornado CPW on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Tornado CPW tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Phooey was well out of range. Poor timing from Tornado CPW.
Tornado CPW throws a body punch but Phooey moves out of range.
Phooey misses with a straight right.
Tornado CPW throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Phooey jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tornado CPW fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phooey manages to avoid it.
Phooey closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tornado CPW trying to control the position but instead, Phooey has worked for underhooks and has pushed Tornado CPW into the cage.
Phooey struggles to land a body shot inside as Tornado CPW controls his hands.
Phooey lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tornado CPW backwards.
Phooey looking to throw knees to the head but Tornado CPW is blocking nicely.
Tornado CPW fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tornado CPW struggles to land a body shot inside as Phooey controls his hands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phooey throws a punch but it's blocked by Tornado CPW.
Tornado CPW keeps control of Phooey as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Tornado CPW throws a punch but it's blocked by Phooey.
A short left from Phooey.
Tornado CPW scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tornado CPW.
Phooey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Phooey swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Phooey scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Phooey breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tornado CPW misses with a body shot.
Phooey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tornado CPW moves away.
Tornado CPW lands with a right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tornado CPW. Phooey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tornado CPW thuds a left hand into Phooey's body.
Tornado CPW fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phooey manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phooey misses with a head kick.
Tornado CPW swings for the body but Phooey moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tornado CPW. Phooey does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tornado CPW. Phooey does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tornado CPW throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tornado CPW swings for the body but Phooey moves out of range.
Tornado CPW connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Phooey's hands.
Tornado CPW misses with an uppercut. Phooey saw that one coming.
Phooey keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Phooey throws a leg kick which misses Tornado CPW's front leg but catches the back leg as Tornado CPW tries to avoid it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tornado CPW ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phooey moves away.
Tornado CPW takes a swing at Phooey's ribcage but misses.
Phooey fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Tornado CPW checks it well.
Tornado CPW checks a low kick from Phooey.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Tyrone Tornado CPW will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Tornado CPW punishes Phooey's body with a nice straight punch.
Tornado CPW scores with a jab to the body.
Tyrone Tornado CPW is winning the standup battle so far.
Tornado CPW scores with a nice right hand.
Tornado CPW takes a swing at Phooey's ribcage but misses.
A big right from Phooey misses.
Phooey tries to land a front kick but Tornado CPW steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Tornado CPW throws a body punch but Phooey moves out of range.
Phooey misses with a body shot.
Tornado CPW stuns Phooey with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That kick from Phooey tenderised Tornado CPW's leg. Tornado CPW is trying to keep his angry face on.
Phooey lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tornado CPW circles away quickly and effectively.
Tornado CPW tries to close the distance and clinch up but Phooey swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice cross by Tornado CPW.
Tornado CPW fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phooey manages to avoid it.
Tornado CPW tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Phooey was well out of range. Poor timing from Tornado CPW.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tornado CPW thows a left - swing and a miss!
Phooey takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Phooey looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tornado CPW lands a right hook to the body.
Phooey throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tornado CPW counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Phooey takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tornado CPW fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Phooey throws a good cross that connects.
Phooey uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tornado CPW.
Phooey scores with a body shot.
Tornado CPW jabs Phooey to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tornado CPW digs a good body shot into Phooey's ribs.
Tornado CPW lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Tornado CPW just misses with a punch to the body.
Phooey tries a head kick but it misses.
Hong Kong Phooey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tornado CPW connects with a crisp jab.
Tornado CPW misses with a body shot.
Tornado CPW drives through and clinches with Phooey against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tornado CPW blocking some punches.
Phooey lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tornado CPW misses with a body punch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tornado CPW.
A body shot lands from Phooey.
Tornado CPW will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Phooey up against the cage.
Phooey looking to throw knees to the head but Tornado CPW is blocking nicely.
Phooey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Phooey prevents Tornado CPW from breaking the clinch.
Tornado CPW throws a head punch that misses.
Tornado CPW misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Phooey controlling the action here for a moment.
Tornado CPW tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tornado CPW lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tornado CPW fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Phooey is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Tornado CPW working aggressively here.
Phooey working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A knee to the head by Phooey.
Tyrone Tornado CPW is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Tornado CPW tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Phooey misses with the head strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Phooey as Tornado CPW tries to tie him up.
Phooey lands a body punch in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Phooey wants to stall.
A right hook to the body lands for Tornado CPW.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tornado CPW pushes Phooey back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Phooey lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tornado CPW lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tornado CPW fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tornado CPW lands with a short shot to the head.
Tornado CPW lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Tornado CPW is trying to maintain a safe position but Phooey gets an underhook and turns Tornado CPW into the cage.
Phooey lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Tornado CPW lands with a right to the head.
Phooey fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tornado CPW throws a punch but it's blocked by Phooey.
Tornado CPW blocks an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tornado CPW has a couple of punches blocked by Phooey.
A short uppercut from Phooey.
Phooey misses with a knee strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Phooey.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone Tornado CPW showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Tornado CPW, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone Tornado CPW!
A very excited looking Tyrone Tornado CPW made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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