PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luke Skywalker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Luke Skywalker enters the cage!

McWeakhands
vs
Skywalker

168 cm
38
158 lbs
34 - 16 - 1

170 cm
32
142 lbs
33 - 23 - 1

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World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 23 - 1, fighting out of London, Luke Skywalker!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Chris Edwards and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skywalker lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Skywalker throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Skywalker delivers a nice body kick.
Skywalker thumps McWeakhands with a low kick.
Skywalker throws a head kick but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Skywalker looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McWeakhands thumps Skywalker with a low kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Skywalker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've been hearing reports that McWeakhands has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Skywalker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Skywalker misses with an attempted mid kick.
McWeakhands avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot.
McWeakhands fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Skywalker is out of range.
Skywalker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWeakhands manages to avoid it.
A lazy body kick from Skywalker
and McWeakhands counters with a big head kick but Skywalker shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skywalker takes a swing at McWeakhands's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Skywalker is looking to clinch but McWeakhands is avoiding it.
Skywalker throws a leg kick but McWeakhands sees it coming and moves out of range.
Skywalker throws a nice outside leg kick.
McWeakhands goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Luke Skywalker has been cut.
McWeakhands is looking to score with low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands misses with a leg kick
and Skywalker counters with a body kick that stops McWeakhands in his tracks momentarily.
Skywalker feints and then cracks McWeakhands's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWeakhands down.
Skywalker looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McWeakhands checks a low kick from Skywalker.
Luke Skywalker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skywalker wants to clinch.
Skywalker blocks a leg kick.
Skywalker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWeakhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Skywalker.
Skywalker doesn't manage to clinch there - McWeakhands circles away.
McWeakhands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A shot to the liver by McWeakhands. Beautiful body shot.
Skywalker moves out of range as McWeakhands strikes.
McWeakhands misses with a hook. Skywalker ducked under it nicely.
McWeakhands lands a body shot.

McWeakhands clinches up against the cage.

McWeakhands's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McWeakhands misses with the combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands takes a swing at Skywalker's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands swinging wildly here.

McWeakhands tries to keep at a distance but Skywalker has taken the fight into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skywalker.
A short right from Skywalker.
Skywalker lands a nice elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Skywalker lands a shoulder strike.
A left hand lands to the body for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands a nice uppercut.
McWeakhands lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWeakhands cracks Skywalker with a nice body shot.
McWeakhands is trying to break the clinch but Skywalker is controlling him.
Skywalker misses with an elbow strike.
McWeakhands blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
Skywalker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWeakhands presses Skywalker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Skywalker looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands cracks Skywalker with a nice body shot.
Skywalker throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McWeakhands lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice body punch from McWeakhands - that landed with a thud.

McWeakhands breaks from the clinch.
McWeakhands with a jab.
Skywalker misses the shot to the body.
Skywalker throws a leg kick that is checked
and McWeakhands counters with a good low kick that Skywalker was not able to check.
McWeakhands moves out of range as Skywalker throws a body kick.
Skywalker connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Skywalker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Skywalker.

Skywalker drives through and clinches with McWeakhands against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Skywalker misses with an elbow over the top.
McWeakhands tries to break the clinch but Skywalker is controlling the position.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Skywalker.
McWeakhands avoiding damage as Skywalker throws knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Skywalker.
McWeakhands working aggressively here.
McWeakhands tries to work over Skywalker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Skywalker is keeping busy.
McWeakhands scores with a nice hook to the head.
Skywalker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
McWeakhands cracks Skywalker with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from McWeakhands fails to land.
McWeakhands working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McWeakhands lands a left hand that snaps the head of Skywalker backwards.
Skywalker managing to block the knees to the body from McWeakhands.
Skywalker throws an elbow but it misses.
McWeakhands blocks an elbow strike from Skywalker.
McWeakhands working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McWeakhands looking to slow down the pace here.
McWeakhands blocks the elbow strike.
A right hand to the body from McWeakhands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands lands a shot to the body.
Skywalker blocks a punch to the side of the head.

McWeakhands breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Skywalker throws a body punch but McWeakhands moves out of range.
McWeakhands scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Luke Skywalker's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
McWeakhands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Skywalker at a distance.
Skywalker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McWeakhands paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McWeakhands sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A jab from McWeakhands does it's job there.
Skywalker avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.

McWeakhands clinches up against the cage.
Skywalker lands with a right to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Skywalker.
Dumbass McWeakhands has scored more points in the clinch so far.
McWeakhands working hard to break the clinch.
Skywalker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Skywalker throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Skywalker managing to block the knees to the body from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands avoids the elbow strike from Skywalker, against the cage.
McWeakhands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWeakhands lands a nice uppercut.
Skywalker presses McWeakhands against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Skywalker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Skywalker just misses with a elbow thrown towards McWeakhands's brow.
McWeakhands on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands takes an elbow to the forehead.
McWeakhands with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

McWeakhands breaks from the clinch.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Skywalker checks a leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Skywalker.
Skywalker is looking to clinch but McWeakhands is avoiding it.
Skywalker looks for the body kick but McWeakhands saw that one coming.
McWeakhands is looking to wear down Skywalker with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. Skywalker looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Skywalker has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McWeakhands.
Skywalker scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McWeakhands throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the body kick.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Skywalker manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands looks to land a right hand but Skywalker moved out of range.
McWeakhands connects with a good straight punch right through the guard and follows up with a right hook and a left hook! That last one sent Skywalker tumbling to the canvas! McWeakhands pours on the pressure with more strikes and the referee has no hesitation diving in to stop the fight! Skywalker was done - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dumbass McWeakhands!
Our winner, Dumbass McWeakhands, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.