PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chang Townsend (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dry Humping (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Chang Townsend has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Townsend
vs
Humping

219 cm
24
178 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

178 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chang Townsend!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dry Humping!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Colin Fray and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Townsend gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Humping is working for takedown but Townsend is calmly controlling the position for now.

Townsend lands a takedown into guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Townsend is looking to work some ground and pound but Humping has wrist control.
Humping looking for a sweep. Not yet Humping, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Humping has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Townsend has passed into side control.
Townsend wants to stand but Humping is controlling his arm.
Townsend will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Humping sneaks back into half guard.
Humping regains full guard. Nicely done.
Townsend is looking to stand up but Humping won't let him.
Townsend really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Townsend drops back looking for a leg! Humping is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Humping manages to kick Townsend off! Townsend jumps back into Humping's guard.
Townsend being controlled here momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Townsend loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Townsend tries to stand but Humping is controlling from the bottom.
Humping pulls Townsend in to control the position.
Townsend wants to stand but Humping is controlling his posture from full guard.
Humping wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Humping dives in and scores a takedown into Townsend's guard.

Humping drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Humping as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Townsend screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Humping! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Dry Humping!