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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Loblaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes to the cage accompanied by Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Solid boxing
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Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bob Loblaw!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanson lands with a cross.
A big right from Hanson misses.
Loblaw throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hanson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hanson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Loblaw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hanson moves away.
Loblaw showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hanson.
Hanson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Loblaw closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hanson loads up on a big right hand but Loblaw slips the punch.
Hanson misses with a looping left.
Hanson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Loblaw counters with a left to the body.
Loblaw scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hanson throws a hook to the side of Loblaw's head but Loblaw sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A swing and a miss from Hanson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Loblaw counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hanson misses with a left hand
and Loblaw counters with a nice uppercut.
Hanson lands a head shot.
A shot to the liver by Loblaw. Beautiful body shot.
Hanson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Loblaw counters with a nice body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hanson misses with a straight left.
Hanson throws a poor cross that misses
and Hanson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hanson misses with a looping left.
Hanson throws an overhand right that lands on Loblaw's shoulder, as Loblaw tries to avoid the shot.
Hanson throws the left hand but Loblaw avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circling - Loblaw throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hanson scores with a jab. Loblaw acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw defending well as Hanson loads up on a big left hand.
Hanson tries to bum rush Loblaw with a series of wild strikes but Loblaw uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Loblaw stuns Hanson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hanson looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A telegraphed right hand from Loblaw misses the target.
Loblaw throws a shot to the body.
Loblaw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Loblaw uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hanson.
Pauline Hanson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loblaw connects with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Loblaw throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hanson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Loblaw connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A telegraphed right hand from Hanson misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hanson.
Loblaw misses with a straight left.
Loblaw lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Loblaw swinging wildly here.
Hanson throws an off balance right hand
and Loblaw counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Loblaw moves away from the strike by Hanson.
Hanson moves out of range as Loblaw strikes.
Loblaw is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Hanson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A looping hook to the body misses from Loblaw. Hanson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Loblaw throws a shot to the body.
Loblaw has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Loblaw slips under a jab.
Hanson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Loblaw connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hanson scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slow jab from Loblaw misses its intended target.
Hanson is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Loblaw's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw with a nice cross.
Hanson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Loblaw throws a solid leg kick but Hanson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Loblaw.
Loblaw misses with a hook. Hanson ducked under it nicely.
Hanson looks to land a right hand but Loblaw moved out of range.
Hanson avoids the body shot from Loblaw.
Loblaw connects with a nice looking jab.
Loblaw scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Loblaw does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A left lands for Hanson.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hanson misses with a left hand
and Loblaw counters with a nice body shot.
Hanson is breathing heavily.
Loblaw lands a nice shot to the body.
Loblaw has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Decent striking displayed by Loblaw there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bob Loblaw dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Loblaw lands a really nice looking cross but Hanson seems unphased.
Hanson throws a right and a left that Loblaw avoids nicely.
Loblaw misses the jab.
Hanson misses with an uppercut
and Loblaw counters with a left to the body.
Hanson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A nice leg kick lands there from Loblaw.
Hanson ducks right into an uppercut from Loblaw.
Loblaw throws a hook but Hanson avoids it easily.
Hanson misses with a straight left.
Hanson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hanson is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loblaw slips under a jab from Hanson.
Loblaw staying out of range there.
Loblaw moves away from the strike by Hanson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loblaw throws a series of punches but Hanson moves out of range.
Hanson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Loblaw cracks a nice hook into Hanson's ribs.
Loblaw thuds his right hand into Hanson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Loblaw fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hanson is out of range.
Loblaw gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hanson.
Loblaw throws a low kick but Hanson moves out of range easily.
Jab by Loblaw.
Loblaw pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Loblaw misses with a left hand
and Hanson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hanson with a nice cross.
Hanson misses with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loblaw throws out a loose jab but Hanson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loblaw throws a body punch but Hanson moves out of range.
Hanson misses with a straight left.
Hanson slips a jab from Loblaw.
Loblaw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hanson moves away.
Loblaw misses the shot to the body.
Loblaw displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hanson throws out the jab.
Hanson takes one to the side of the head.
Hanson throws the left hand but Loblaw avoids the punch easily.
Loblaw gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hanson.
Hanson misses with a lunging right hand
and Loblaw makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw connects with a jab.
Loblaw with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hanson to score with a decent uppercut.
Hanson missing with a left hand there. Loblaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Loblaw dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hanson. That did some damage!
Hanson dips to his left and cracks Loblaw with an uppercut!
Loblaw throws a series of punches but Hanson moves out of range.
Hanson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hanson checks a low kick from Loblaw.
Hanson misses with a left hand
and Loblaw counters with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hanson throws the left hand but Loblaw avoids the punch easily.
Hanson throws the left hand but Loblaw avoids the punch easily.
Loblaw throws out a loose jab but Hanson uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw misses with a wild body shot.
Loblaw throws a leg kick that misses.
Loblaw uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hanson.
Hanson throws a lazy uppercut
and Loblaw counters with a left to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hanson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hanson misses with a lunging right hand
and Loblaw counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hanson throws a shot from downtown. Loblaw moves away and avoids it.
Hanson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loblaw moves away from the strike by Hanson.
Bob Loblaw seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hanson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Loblaw counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Loblaw slips a straight right by Hanson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bob Loblaw showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Loblaw missing with a left hand there. Hanson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Loblaw defending well as Hanson loads up on a big left hand.
Loblaw displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hanson throws out the jab.
Loblaw staying out of range there.
Loblaw pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Loblaw jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Loblaw fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hanson checks it well.
No joy there for Loblaw, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hanson misses with an uppercut.
Loblaw uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hanson.
Loblaw throws a front kick aimed at Hanson's knee but Hanson avoids it well.
Hanson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hanson looks to throw the jab but Loblaw is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Loblaw. Loblaw circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Hanson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Loblaw.
Loblaw throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hanson misses with a lunging right hand
and Loblaw counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Loblaw throws out a leg kick but Hanson moves out of range and Loblaw only half commits.
Loblaw misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hanson looks to land a right hand but Loblaw moved out of range.
Hanson swings widly with a right hand
and Loblaw counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Loblaw walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Loblaw misses with a straight left.
Loblaw drops Hanson with a beautiful combination! Hanson stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Loblaw is looking for the KO!
Oh Hanson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Loblaw displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hanson throws out the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hanson.
Hanson seems to have got his legs back now.
Hanson throws a lazy right hand but Loblaw sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hanson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Hanson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Loblaw connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hanson scrambles back to his feet.
Hanson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Loblaw.
Hanson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Loblaw misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hanson.
Loblaw with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hanson takes one to the side of the head.
Loblaw steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hanson.
Hanson thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Hanson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hanson throws an off balance right hand
letting Loblaw counter with a right hand.
Loblaw tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hanson was well out of range. Poor timing from Loblaw.
Loblaw missing with a left hand there. Hanson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Loblaw throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Loblaw thuds a left hand into Hanson's body.
Loblaw connects with a right that clearly hurt Hanson. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Loblaw proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Hanson collapses and taps out under the pressure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bob Loblaw!
In defeat, Pauline Hanson stepped up to the mic, saying 'No the whole thing is wrong, and it stinks and I don’t like it.'.
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