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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Klose (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, my dick. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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217 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
27
214 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Klose!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that Klose semi-blocks.
A good leg kick by Pitakaka.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klose on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka scores with a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Klose has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pitakaka, right into the meat.
Pitakaka plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pitakaka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pitakaka throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pitakaka lands a brutal head kick. Klose looks out on his feet and Pitakaka throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Elijah Pitakaka!
Elijah Pitakaka retains his light heavyweight title!
Elijah Pitakaka decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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