PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elliot Stabler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bukkake's entrance music is I like Bukkake. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Stabler's choice of entrance music: Grown Men Don't Cry. Kekabu Bukkake has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bukkake
vs
Stabler

197 cm
26
274 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

184 cm
38
256 lbs
16 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kekabu Bukkake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Elliot Stabler!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stabler misses with a double jab
and Bukkake counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Stabler thinking.
No luck for Stabler with that takedown attempt.
No luck for Stabler with that takedown attempt.
Stabler throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bukkake counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Elliot Stabler has been cut.
No luck for Stabler with that takedown attempt.
Kekabu Bukkake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elliot Stabler.
Stabler throws a right hand that misses
letting Bukkake counter with a right hand.
Elliot Stabler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stabler closes the distance and clinches up with Bukkake, looking for a takedown. Stabler pushes Bukkake against the cage but Bukkake circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Stabler has his takedown stuffed
and Bukkake counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Stabler thinking.
Stabler looks winded!
Stabler tries for a takedown but Bukkake sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Stabler throws a series of punches but Bukkake avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stabler shoots in looking for a takedown. Bukkake tries to sprawl out of it but Stabler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bukkake manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Stabler throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bukkake counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Stabler looks to clinch

and Bukkake counters with a nice right hand that sends Stabler toppling to the canvas! Stabler scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Bukkake finish him?!

Stabler is rocked!
Kekabu Bukkake is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stabler with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bukkake counters with a big left hand that crumples Stabler! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kekabu Bukkake!