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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreischer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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273 lbs
11 - 2 - 1 |
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265 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumbass scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kreischer shoots in but Dumbass avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kreischer shoots in but Dumbass avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dumbass scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kreischer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
It looks like Bert Kreischer has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dumbass jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kreischer closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dumbass circles away.
TheNewYork Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bert Kreischer.
Kreischer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dumbass works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dumbass loads up on a big right hand but Kreischer slips the punch.
Dumbass cracks Kreischer with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Kreischer tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Dumbass pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Kreischer is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). TheNewYork Dumbass!
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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