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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Searlas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man comes to the cage accompanied by Stand Up To be C**ted. Searlas is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I'm Shipping up to Boston. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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240 lbs
20 - 8 - 0 |
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245 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve Searlas!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Searlas connects with a right hand. The One Armed Man shakes it off.
The One Armed Man swings for the body but Searlas moves out of range.
Searlas fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The One Armed Man looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Searlas misses with a combination
and The One Armed Man counters with a right hand to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Searlas.
The One Armed Man ducks under a wild hook from Searlas.
Searlas throws a body punch but The One Armed Man moves out of range.
We've been hearing reports that The One Armed Man has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Searlas throws a hook but The One Armed Man blocks it.
The One Armed Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Searlas checks a leg kick.
Searlas lands a jab to the head.
The One Armed Man ducks under a wild hook from Searlas.
Searlas just misses with a punch to the body.
The One Armed Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The One Armed Man looks to land a right hand but Searlas moved out of range.
The One Armed Man avoids the body shot from Searlas.
Searlas shoots for a double leg takedown but The One Armed Man sprawls well. He's pushed Searlas's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Searlas was well out of range. Poor timing from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Searlas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The One Armed Man moves away.
Searlas just misses with a punch to the body.
Searlas blocks a leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Searlas. Those never looked like landing.
The One Armed Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good exchange - The One Armed Man coming out on top.
Searlas misses with a two punch combination.
Searlas throws a sloppy body shot
and The One Armed Man counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. Searlas looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The One Armed Man ducks under a wild hook from Searlas.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Searlas has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man connects with a good right hand that stumbles Searlas. Searlas circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Searlas is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down The One Armed Man rather than just go for the knockout.
A big right from Searlas misses.
Searlas just misses with a punch to the body.
Searlas throws a right and a left that The One Armed Man avoids nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Searlas tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The One Armed Man connects with a body shot that sends Searlas's belly button to the back.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. Searlas looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The One Armed Man moves away from the strike by Searlas.
The One Armed Man misses with an uppercut.
The One Armed Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Joe The One Armed Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The One Armed Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Searlas. That did some damage!
Searlas misses with a wild body shot.
Searlas misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
The One Armed Man misses the shot to the body.
Searlas throws a body punch but The One Armed Man moves out of range.
The One Armed Man ducks under a wild hook from Searlas.
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Searlas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The One Armed Man moves away.
The fighters circle momentarily. The One Armed Man darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Searlas blocks a head kick by The One Armed Man.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man slips a straight right by Searlas.
Searlas defending well as The One Armed Man loads up on a big left hand.
The One Armed Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Searlas shoots in but The One Armed Man avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Searlas looks to land a combination but The One Armed Man avoids it well.
The One Armed Man jabs Searlas right on the nose. Searlas blinks but takes it well.
Searlas misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man throws a one two combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Searlas misses with a lunging right hand
and The One Armed Man counters with an inside leg kick.
Searlas misses with a two punch combination.
Searlas smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Searlas shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The One Armed Man defends it nicely.
Joe The One Armed Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steve Searlas.
The One Armed Man misses with a straight right.
The One Armed Man throws a nice outside leg kick.
Searlas fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The One Armed Man is looking to slow Searlas down with leg kicks.
Searlas looks winded!
Searlas misses with a body shot.
Searlas misses with a wild body shot.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Searlas.
The One Armed Man's jab looks to have found its range, popping Searlas under the eye.
Searlas is rocked!
Searlas is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. The One Armed Man just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Searlas has gone limp and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joe The One Armed Man!
An out of breath Joe The One Armed Man thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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