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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Judge Machina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machina comes to the cage accompanied by Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy. Judge Machina could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Napoleon Dynamite's chin.
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185 cm
25
162 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
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178 cm
26
168 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Judge Machina! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Napoleon Dynamite! The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Chris Edwards and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A low kick from Dynamite misses and Machina counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Machina. Machina tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dynamite avoids it. Dynamite wants a takedown.
Machina throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dynamite blocks it with crossed arms. Dynamite throws a punch but it's blocked by Machina. Machina throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Machina lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Dynamite avoids the elbow strike from Machina, against the cage.
Dynamite on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Machina crunches a lovely knee into Dynamite's ribcage. Machina misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dynamite.
Nice elbow from Machina. Machina tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dynamite avoids it. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Machina just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dynamite's brow. Machina prevents Dynamite from breaking the clinch. Machina working Dynamite over with knees to the body. Dynamite misses with a punch to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Machina. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Machina throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dynamite blocks it with crossed arms. Machina lands a knee to the head.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machina avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round. With the fighters up against the cage, Machina throws an elbow but misses. Dynamite has thrown a lot of knees so far in this fight and we're lead to believe that's something he's been working on the gym prior to this fight. Machina misses with a knee to the head. Knees in the clinch landing for Dynamite.
Machina scores with a knee to the head.
Machina pushes off an throws an elbow but Dynamite leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Machina pushes off an throws an elbow but Dynamite leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Dynamite avoids a wild elbow strike from Machina. Machina misses with an elbow over the top. Dynamite on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dynamite manages to break the clinch.
Machina takes one on the button. Dynamite is looking to slow Machina down with leg kicks. Dynamite throws a big shot that misses. A left lands for Machina. Machina checks a leg kick nicely. Dynamite smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Dynamite scoring well with a low kick there.
Dynamite throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Machina takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Dynamite dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Machina tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dynamite manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Machina tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dynamite was well out of range. Poor timing from Machina. Dynamite walks into a jab. Dynamite connects with a crisp jab. Dynamite misses with a lunging right hand
and Machina counters by moving into the clinch. Dynamite misses with a knee to the head. Dynamite blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Machina lands an elbow just above Dynamite 's eye. Machina tries a knee to the head but Dynamite blocks it.
Dynamite using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Machina has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dynamite tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Machina's elbow. Machina looks to throw an elbow but misses. Machina is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dynamite is defending well for now. Machina misses with an elbow over the top.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dynamite successfully pulls guard.
Dynamite working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Machina doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Machina manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. Machina seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Judge Machina. Dynamite swats away the attempt to clinch by Machina. Machina missing with a left hand there. Dynamite was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Dynamite misses with a left hand and Machina counters by moving into the clinch. Dynamite takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dynamite blocks the elbow strike.
Dynamite stalling.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. A knee to the head by Dynamite.
Machina tries to land knees in the clinch but Dynamite avoids the damage to the body. Machina landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Dynamite tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machina avoids it. Dynamite looking to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Judge Machina dominated that round. That's time! Back to the action!
Dynamite misses with an uppercut. A swing and a miss from Dynamite. Machina takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Dynamite tries to land a body kick and Machina counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Machina. A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. Dynamite is trying to drag Machina to the mat but Machina just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. Dynamite is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Machina pulls him back up using the underhooks. Dynamite avoids a wild elbow strike from Machina. Machina looking to throw knees to the head but Dynamite is blocking nicely.
Machina utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Dynamite is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. Dynamite tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Machina lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Dynamite managing to block the knees to the body from Machina.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dynamite swings wildly with an uppercut but Machina uses good head movement to avoid it. Machina tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Machina as Dynamite tries to tie him up. Dynamite tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Machina smiles and moves away.
Judge Machina has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Napoleon Dynamite. Dynamite throws a leg kick and Machina holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. Dynamite dodges an elbow strike from Machina.
Machina tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Machina landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dynamite is breathing heavily. Dynamite tries to land knees in the clinch but Machina avoids the damage to the body. Knees in the clinch landing for Machina.
Machina's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym. Machina blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Machina lands an elbow inside that Dynamite shrugs off. Dynamite takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Machina lands an elbow just above Dynamite 's eye.
It looks like Napoleon Dynamite has been cut. Dynamite takes an elbow to the forehead. Machina lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Dynamite misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Machina lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Machina creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dynamite's defenses. Dynamite lands a shot to the body. Machina lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Dynamite takes a knee right on the jaw!
Machina lands an elbow inside. Machina lands an elbow that stopped Dynamite in his tracks for a moment. Machina lands a good knee to the midsection. Dynamite won't want to take too many of those. Machina lands an elbow inside. Machina gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dynamite is rocked! Machina scores with a knee to the head.
Dynamite is still on wobbly legs! Can Machina finish him? Machina lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Machina.
Dynamite avoiding damage as Machina throws knees to the body.
Dynamite misses with a knee strike.
Machina lands an elbow that stopped Dynamite in his tracks for a moment. Knees in the clinch landing for Machina.
Nice elbow from Machina.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Machina working the clinch nicely. Dynamite is working for position but Machina cracks him with a big knee to the head! Dynamite crumples up against the cage and Machina lands two more shots before the ref can save Dynamite! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Judge Machina! Judge Machina thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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