PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bam Bam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bajs Tolle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bam's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Military Soviet Hymn . Tolle comes into a darkened arena with his song building. sizzla - solid as a rock kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Bam Bam is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bam
vs
Tolle

190 cm
21
250 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

195 cm
23
235 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Heavy handed

Mary Jane's Medicinals!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bam Bam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bajs Tolle!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Konstantin Menshow and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bam changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Tolle tries to avoid it but Bam manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Tolle to the ground. Tolle escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Bam closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Bam lands in his opponent's guard.
Bam trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bam sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bam tries to free his leg and advance position but Tolle is retaining full guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bam is working hard here to advance position.
Tolle is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Bam is controlling him.
Bam wants to control from the top but Tolle keeps moving.

Tolle pushes Bam off and gets back to his feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bam.
Bam tries for a takedown but Tolle sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bam Bam. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tolle moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bam shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Tolle but Tolle pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Bam closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Tolle to the mat! Tolle manages to get full guard.
Bam is breathing heavily.
Tolle is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Bam is controlling him.
Bam stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Tolle swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Tolle wants to get back to his feet but Bam is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bam tries to free his leg and advance position but Tolle is retaining full guard.

Tolle pushes Bam off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Tolle jabs Bam right on the nose. Bam blinks but takes it well.
Nice takedown defense from Tolle. No joy for Bam on that attempt.
Bam fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Tolle drops Bam with a beautiful combination! Bam stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Tolle is looking for the KO!

Bam is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tolle is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Bam hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bajs Tolle!