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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wily Kealoha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka comes to the cage accompanied by my dick. The crowd seem to be enjoying Kealoha's choice of entrance music: Hula Hula. This should be a great matchup!
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189 cm
23
217 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
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194 cm
27
215 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wily Kealoha! The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. Pitakaka turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kealoha crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Pitakaka - the referee stops the clock and Kealoha gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Pitakaka. Kealoha manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Good leg kick by Pitakaka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Kealoha rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pitakaka counters with an outside leg kick.
Kealoha takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Kealoha moves out of range easily. Kealoha is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pitakaka sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Pitakaka lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kealoha will feel that in the morning. Kealoha darts in looking for a takedown but Pitakaka gets double underhooks and turns Kealoha into the cage. Come on Pitakaka - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Pitakaka breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. We've been told by Pitakaka's head coaches at Miletich Xtreme Fighting Systems that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Kealoha on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Pitakaka keeps Kealoha at a distance using the push kick. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Kealoha looks winded! Pitakaka scores with a kick to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pitakaka. Kealoha's coach down at Blitzkrieg Fighting Systems: Ground was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Kealoha's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. Pitakaka lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kealoha takes a step back to recover. Pitakaka scores with a nice body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pitakaka connects with a high kick. Kealoha tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Pitakaka throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kealoha is rocked! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Pitakaka explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Kealoha is still on wobbly legs! Can Pitakaka finish him? Pitakaka scores with a leg kick.
Kealoha seems to have recovered his senses. Pitakaka lands with a nice body kick. Look low, kick high! Pitakaka uses the oldest trick in the book to send Kealoha tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Pitakaka is absolutely delighted - when Kealoha wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Elijah Pitakaka! Elijah Pitakaka retains his light heavyweight title! Elijah Pitakaka spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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