PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ground Bot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob McGrady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGrady has chosen Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bot
vs
McGrady

188 cm
33
223 lbs
24 - 18 - 0

188 cm
33
275 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

ODIUM
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ground Bot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bob McGrady!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bot misses with a low kick.
McGrady wants to clinch.
Bot stuffs the takedown.
McGrady wants to clinch up but Bot keeps it at a distance.
McGrady looks for a takedown but Bot sprawls well.
McGrady tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bot was well out of range. Poor timing from McGrady.
Bot has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McGrady shoots and misses
and Bot makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ground Bot has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob McGrady.
Bot lands a jab to the nose.
Bot looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bot scores with a hook to the body. McGrady takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McGrady takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bot dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McGrady. That did some damage!
An inside leg kick lands from Bot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bot misses with a low kick as McGrady jumps back.
Ground Bot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bot lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McGrady looks winded!
McGrady takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bot throws out a powerful jab.
Bot scores with a nice body kick.
Bot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bot digs a good body shot into McGrady's ribs.
Bot scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bot connects with a solid leg kick.
McGrady takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bot lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bot is looking to wear down McGrady with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bot darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bot fakes the leg kick and cracks McGrady in the body.
Bot fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGrady on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bot bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McGrady's head backwards.
McGrady is trying desperately to land a takedown but Bot is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for McGrady.
Bot moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bot.
Bot throws a nice outside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bot.
Bot thumps McGrady with a low kick.
Bot lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bot smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Good leg kick by Bot there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bot chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bot jabs McGrady to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bot misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McGrady needs to keep his hands up - Bot had a free shot at his head there.

McGrady clinches up against the cage.
Bot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McGrady's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bot takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Bot gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.

McGrady breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A head kick from Bot lands but McGrady takes it in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bot thumps McGrady with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bot lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bot is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
McGrady takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bot lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bot jabs at McGrady's body.
Bot scores with a jab to the body.
McGrady takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Bot bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice body punch from Bot.
Bot throws a head kick but McGrady moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bot, right into the meat.
Bot connects with a right hand. McGrady shakes it off.
Bot avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Bot drops McGrady with a beautiful combination! McGrady stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Bot is looking for the KO!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ground Bot dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bot lands a jab to McGrady's midsection.

It looks like Bob McGrady has been cut.
Bot takes a swing at McGrady's ribcage but misses.
Bot with a nice cross.
McGrady's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bot connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McGrady scrambles back to his feet.
Bot fails to land with a series of punches.
A jab lands there for Bot.
Bot throws a one two combo.

McGrady is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bot cracks McGrady with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends McGrady tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Bot pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! McGrady is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ground Bot!
An out of breath and clearly excited Ground Bot thanked ODIUM for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).