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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Chavez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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222 lbs
37 - 23 - 1 |
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200 cm
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223 lbs
23 - 15 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
37 - 23 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hugo Chavez!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Chavez lands with a good body shot.
Zoidberg defending well as Chavez loads up on a big left hand.
Zoidberg takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoidberg throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Hugo Chavez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chavez loads up on a big right hand but Zoidberg slips the punch.
Zoidberg walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Zoidberg clinches up with Chavez and pushes him back against the cage.
Chavez breaks the clinch.
Chavez takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Chavez misses with a straight left.
Zoidberg blocks a head kick by Chavez.
Zoidberg takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A head kick misses from Chavez.
Chavez uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Zoidberg is rocked!
John Zoidberg's cut is getting worse.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chavez checks a leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Chavez checks the leg kick nicely there.
Chavez throws a nice looking combination but Zoidberg bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Chavez misses with a looping left.
Chavez misses with a series of wild punches.
Chavez jabs Zoidberg right on the nose. Zoidberg blinks but takes it well.
Chavez keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Zoidberg looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Chavez sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chavez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Chavez working hard to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chavez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chavez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chavez is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Chavez is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Chavez avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Chavez lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chavez has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Chavez blocks the elbow strike.
Chavez tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Chavez is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Chavez manages to break the clinch.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Chavez blocks the leg kick.
Chavez forces Zoidberg back against the cage and clinches.
Chavez blocks the elbow strike.
Chavez on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Chavez blocks the elbow strike.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Chavez is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Chavez is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Chavez is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Chavez tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chavez is defending well for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chavez avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Chavez tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chavez lands a left hand.
Zoidberg has Chavez pressed against the cage, preventing Chavez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Chavez blocks it.
Chavez pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg ducks right into an uppercut from Chavez.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to keep at a distance but Chavez has taken the fight into the clinch.
Chavez can't break the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chavez is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Chavez has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
Chavez is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Chavez is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugo Chavez dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Chavez moved away.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick that knocks Chavez off balance momentarily.
Hugo Chavez seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zoidberg blocks a low kick nicely.
Zoidberg does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Chavez misses with a head kick.
Hugo Chavez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zoidberg feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chavez's calf.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Zoidberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.
Zoidberg scoring well with a low kick there.
Zoidberg takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Zoidberg moves away from the strike by Chavez.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Chavez.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg gets tackled into the cage by Chavez. Chavez maintains the clinch.
Chavez wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Chavez throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zoidbergs head.
Chavez throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Chavez takes an elbow to the forehead.
Chavez can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Chavez managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
A head punch on the inside from Chavez fails to land.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Chavez dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Chavez avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Chavez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chavez scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Chavez blocks it.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Chavez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zoidberg prevents Chavez from breaking the clinch.
Chavez tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Chavez on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Chavez can't break the clinch.
Hugo Chavez seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Chavez digs a right hand underneath Zoidberg's ribcage. Zoidberg let out a lung full of air as it connected.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Chavez can't break the clinch.
Chavez swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
Chavez wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chavez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Chavez is trying to break free.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chavez.
Chavez breaks from the clinch.
Chavez goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Chavez stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a leg kick
and Chavez counters with a crisp right hand that drops Zoidberg! Chavez lets Zoidberg back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Oh Zoidberg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
John Zoidberg's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chavez lands a right hook to the body.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Chavez scores with a counter punch that sends Zoidberg to the canvas! Chavez smells blood - he's punishing Zoidberg with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Zoidberg has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hugo Chavez!
Hugo Chavez thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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