PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conquer This (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomb comes into the arena with Casino Royale Soundtrack - You Know My Name blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Bomb
vs
This

198 cm
31
233 lbs
57 - 25 - 7

192 cm
36
235 lbs
41 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160

Cynical Truth Vegas (steel penn)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 57 - 25 - 7, fighting out of Helsinki, James Bomb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conquer This!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Glass and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
This takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bomb tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but This was well out of range. Poor timing from Bomb.
Bomb throws a head kick but This moves out of range.
This misses with a kick to the body.
This lands with a kick to the temple. Bomb shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
This misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bomb misses with a head kick.
Bomb slips a jab from This.
Bomb looking to land some kicks to the body here.
This throws a body kick that misses.
Bomb lands a nice looking body kick.
This thows a body shot but no joy.
This fails in his attempt to clinch.
This throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
This moves out of range as Bomb throws a body kick.
This lands with an uppercut that bounces Bomb off the cage and back into range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomb throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
This checks a low kick from Bomb.
Bomb misses with an attempted mid kick.
A good leg kick by This.
A head kick by Bomb misses
and This counters with a nice uppercut.
Bomb lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bomb has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
This uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bomb.
Bomb closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bomb pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bomb misses with a low kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bomb. This shrugs it off though.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by This.
Both fighters circling a little - This finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
This lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb throws a hook but This avoids it easily.
This jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
This misses with a straight right.
This throws a leg kick
and Bomb counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bomb lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bomb throws a combination. This tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
This tries to clinch but Bomb is having none of it.
This smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bomb slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This wants to clinch.
Bomb rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but This moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bomb throws a low kick but This moves out of range easily.
James Bomb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb misses with a head kick.

This closes the distance and clinches.
Bomb tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and This avoids it.
This blocks a body shot from Bomb.
Bomb throws a head punch that misses.
A short left from This.
Bomb tries to break the clinch but This is controlling the position.
A nice left hand lands by Bomb.
Bomb has a couple of punches blocked by This.
This throws a head punch that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from This.
Bomb is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
This scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bomb swings wildly with an uppercut but This uses good head movement to avoid it.
This lands with a light punch inside.
Bomb misses with the head strike.
A short right from This.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bomb looking to stall.
This doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
This working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bomb has had enough of the clinch but This keeps him there for the moment.
Bomb working This over with knees to the body.
Bomb throws a head punch that misses.
This swings away with an uppercut that misses.
This doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
This misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This lands a right hand.
Bomb tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
This tries a body shot but Bomb blocks it.
Bomb's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bomb prevents a body shot from This.
Bomb has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Conquer This will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bomb, right into the meat.
This checks a leg kick.
Bomb avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
This throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
This feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bomb's calf.
This throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bomb's corner calls for a 1-2. Bomb obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bomb scores with a kick to the body.
Bomb throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bomb connects with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
This scores with a nice body kick.
This closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Bomb! This dives in looking to finish! Bomb is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conquer This!
Conquer This decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.