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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Roland Nolan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dry Humping (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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179 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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178 cm
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170 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
KO power |
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Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roland Nolan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dry Humping!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nolan shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Humping napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Humping tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Nolan wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Humping is being controlled here.
Humping regains half guard.
Humping tries to get to full guard but Nolan has control of the leg.
Nolan thows a huge punch but Humping dodges it nicely.
Humping manages to get to full guard.
Humping manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Nolan manages to get himself to full guard.
Nolan controlling Humping's posture.
Nolan looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Humping throws an elbow that misses. Nolan uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Humping's guard. Nice move by Nolan!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Humping is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Nolan stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Humping swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nolan lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Humping lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Nolan!
Nolan regains half guard.
Nolan blocking the ground and pound attempt from Humping.
Humping missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Humping is taking a breather. Nolan says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Humping trying to control the action but Nolan is working from the bottom.
Nolan on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Nolan tries to get out of the position.
Humping thows a huge punch but Nolan dodges it nicely.
Humping thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Nolan trying to control but Humping postures up.
Humping is trying to control. Nolan wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nolan keeping control of the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Humping not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Humping with the ground and pound but Nolan uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Nolan seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Nolan is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Humping in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Humping trying to control the position from guard on top but Nolan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Humping in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Nolan keeping moving, preventing Humping from controlling successfully.
Nolan looking for a sweep. Not yet Nolan, not yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humping is pushing down on Nolan's leg trying to pass to half guard. Nolan is fighting to maintain full guard but Humping has managed to sneak the leg through.
Humping wants to control but Nolan is keeping him busy.
Nolan tries to get to full guard but Humping has control of the leg.
Humping missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Humping sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nolan defending well though.
Humping is looking to advance position but Nolan won't allow it.
Nolan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nolan has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Humping is working away from the top position though.
Humping thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Humping content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Nolan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nolan is working hard here to advance position.
Humping throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Humping sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nolan defending well though.
Humping wants to lay and pray for a moment but Nolan keeps working.
Humping not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Humping trying to control the action but Nolan is working from the bottom.
Humping looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Humping has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Humping throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Humping sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nolan defending well though.
Nolan avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Humping.
Humping is looking for a kimura but Nolan is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Humping to get the leverage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dry Humping dominated that round.
That's time! Nolan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Nice takedown defense from Nolan. No joy for Humping on that attempt.
Humping throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Humping closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Nolan's guard.
Humping pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nolan is keeping the position for now.
Humping in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Nolan pulls Humping in close to his closed guard and prevents Humping from doing any damage or advancing position.
Humping loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Nolan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Humping trying to control but Nolan is working from the bottom.
Humping postures up in Nolan's guard and throws a big left but Nolan blocks it.
Humping preventing the sweep.
Humping trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Nolan manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humping looking to hit a scissor sweep but Nolan is one step ahead there.
Nolan trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Humping wants to sweep but no luck.
Humping looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Nolan knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Humping on the ground.
Nolan wants to control from the top but Humping keeps moving.
Nolan is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Humping wants to sweep but no luck.
Dry Humping has got the better of the ground game so far.
Humping keeps trying to improve his position.
Humping keeping moving, preventing Nolan from controlling successfully.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Nolan postures up and lands a big shot to Humping's brow.
Humping is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humping looking to hit a scissor sweep but Nolan is one step ahead there.
Nolan working some strikes from top position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Humping avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Humping looking for a sweep. Not yet Humping, not yet.
Nolan is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Humping escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Nolan gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Humping keeping moving, preventing Nolan from controlling successfully.
Humping is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humping is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Humping lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Nolan!
Nolan has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Humping's lack of action.
Humping is trying to control. Nolan wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Nolan tries to roll over but Humping keeps him under control.
Humping slows the pace down in half guard.
Humping stalling away here and it's allowed Nolan to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nolan looking to hit a scissor sweep but Humping is one step ahead there.
Humping throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Nolan works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Humping working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Nolan keeping moving, preventing Humping from controlling successfully.
Humping loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Humping missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Nolan looking to hit a scissor sweep but Humping is one step ahead there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Humping slips nicely into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Humping wants to free his trapped foot but Nolan is holding on for dear life with his legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dry Humping showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Humping shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Nolan manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Humping throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Nolan works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Humping lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Nolan is trying to control the position but Humping postures up.
Humping with a flurry of punches that miss.
Humping trying to control the position from guard on top but Nolan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Humping throwing strikes but missing.
Nolan has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humping trying to control but Nolan is working from the bottom.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Humping fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A jab from Humping misses.
Nolan drives through with a takedown into Humping's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Humping throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Humping is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Nolan is aware though and is defending well.
Humping working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Nolan has passed into half guard!
Nolan is nestled in close to Humping, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Humping manages to get to full guard.
Humping bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Nolan's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Humping wants to control from the top but Nolan keeps moving.
Humping loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Nolan wants to sweep but no luck.
Humping postures up in Nolan's guard and throws a big left but Nolan blocks it.
Humping stopping the sweep attempt from Nolan.
Nolan is pulling down on Humping's head. It's preventing any offense from Humping, at least for the moment.
Humping in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Nolan looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Humping in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nolan keeping moving, preventing Humping from controlling successfully.
Humping trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Nolan keeping moving, preventing Humping from controlling successfully.
Nolan is trying to control the position from the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Nolan feints and as Humping raises his hands in defense, Nolan changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Nolan won't allow Humping to sweep him here.
Humping trying to control the position.
Humping trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Humping throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Humping wants to sweep here but Nolan controlling him for the moment.
Nolan wants to control from the top but Humping keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nolan postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Humping looking to hit a scissor sweep but Nolan is one step ahead there.
Nolan wants to control from the top but Humping keeps moving.
Humping looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nolan throwing strikes but missing.
Humping looking to hit a scissor sweep but Nolan is one step ahead there.
Nolan tries to free his leg and advance position but Humping is retaining full guard.
Roland Nolan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Humping looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Humping keeping full guard, as Nolan tries to pass.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dry Humping comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Humping has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dry Humping!
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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