PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Al Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Black Belt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Kaholic comes to the ring accompanied by Cant Be Touched. Belt is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bon Jovi - Blaze of Glory. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Black Belt was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Al Kaholic
vs
Belt

225 cm
40
272 lbs
34 - 21 - 0

225 cm
37
289 lbs
23 - 17 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Al Al Kaholic !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Black Belt!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Al Kaholic scores with a one two! Belt had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Black Belt has been cut.
Belt swings for the body but Al Kaholic moves out of range.
Al Kaholic misses with a head kick.
Al Kaholic takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Al Kaholic misses with an uppercut. Belt saw that one coming.
Al Kaholic connects with a right hand. Belt shakes it off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Al Kaholic looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Al Kaholic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Al Kaholic misses with a straight left.
Al Kaholic connects with a leg kick. Belt looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Al Kaholic connects with a single shot there.
Al Kaholic misses with a few strikes there.
Belt misses with a double jab.
Al Kaholic misses with a wild combination.
Al Kaholic throws an overhand right that lands on Belt's shoulder, as Belt tries to avoid the shot.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that misses.

Belt scores with a jab and follows up with an uppercut that drops Al Kaholic to his knees! He bounces straight back to his feet but is forced to take the mandatory standing 8 count before he's allowed to continue. We're back under way and the fighters meet in the middle of the canvas to re-engage.

It looks like Al Al Kaholic has been cut.
Al Kaholic clobbers Belt with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Belt checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Al Al Kaholic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Belt gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Al Kaholic .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Belt just misses with a punch to the body.
Al Kaholic misses with a hook. Belt ducked under it nicely.
Al Kaholic is looking to clinch but Belt is avoiding it.
Al Kaholic has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Wonton Gym in the buildup to the fight.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Belt crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Al Kaholic - the referee stops the clock and Belt gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Al Kaholic . Belt manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Al Kaholic swinging wildly here.
Belt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Al Kaholic was well out of range. Poor timing from Belt.
Belt walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice defenses there by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic looks to land a combination but Belt avoids it well.
Belt blocks a head kick by Al Kaholic .

Al Kaholic clips Belt with a right and a left that makes him do the chicken dance for a couple of seconds. He touched his left hand down on the canvas so the referee steps between the fighters to give Belt a standing 8 count before we can continue the bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Al Kaholic tries a head kick but it misses.
Al Kaholic connects with a high kick.
Belt cracks Al Kaholic with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A punch lands to the side of Belt 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Belt is rocked!
Al Kaholic throws a series of punches but Belt avoids them all with ease.
Al Kaholic fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Belt is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Belt. That snapped Al Kaholic 's head back.
Belt closes the distance and catches Al Kaholic with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Al Kaholic is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Al Kaholic is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Al Kaholic is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Belt takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Black Belt!
A very excited looking Black Belt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.