PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On Roids comes to the cage accompanied by Duke Nukem Quotes!. The crowd seem to be enjoying Yerface's choice of entrance music: In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

On Roids
vs
Yerface

188 cm
32
210 lbs
25 - 15 - 0

190 cm
37
214 lbs
28 - 14 - 2

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke On Roids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 2, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Joseph Jones and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yerface tries a head kick but it misses.
Yerface misses with a lunging right hand

and On Roids counters with a nice double leg into side control. Yerface won't be happy with that.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
On Roids lands some shots froms side control.
Yerface can't do much from the bottom here.
On Roids throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
On Roids is putting a hurting on Yerface here, landing some big shots from side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yerface tries to get back to half guard but can't.
On Roids misses with the ground and pound.

On Roids thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Yerface is trying to get back to half guard.
On Roids throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Yerface told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
On Roids working the head with strikes.
Yerface is trying to improve his position.
On Roids in side control, throwing shots but Yerface defends.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
On Roids looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
On Roids seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Yerface does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Yerface is looking to control On Roids's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Yerface avoid being mounted?
On Roids thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Yerface's head.
On Roids throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
On Roids not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
On Roids wants to control but Yerface is keeping him busy.
Yerface wants to improve his position but On Roids is controlling well.
Yerface is trying to stand up here but On Roids is controlling him well.
Yerface blocking the ground and pound attempt from On Roids.
Yerface trying to hold on to On Roids's head to control him but On Roids postures up.
On Roids thows a huge punch but Yerface dodges it nicely.
On Roids missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
On Roids scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yerface has hold of On Roids's hands but On Roids slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
On Roids scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
On Roids tries to stand and escape but Yerface is controlling the position.
On Roids winds up and cracks Yerface with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
On Roids throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
On Roids thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Yerface wants to control but On Roids is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Yerface has hold of On Roids's hands but On Roids slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Yerface works his way to full guard. Good work.
On Roids won't allow Yerface to sweep him here.
On Roids working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Yerface's head.
On Roids pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Yerface is keeping the position for now.
On Roids working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
On Roids is pushing down on Yerface's leg trying to pass to half guard. Yerface is fighting to maintain full guard but On Roids has managed to sneak the leg through.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yerface is refusing to be controlled, as On Roids sits in half guard.
On Roids sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Yerface defending well though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Yerface trying to control but On Roids postures up.
Yerface tries to roll over but On Roids keeps him under control.
Yerface gets back to full guard.
Yerface keeping full guard, as On Roids tries to pass.
On Roids chips away with some ground and pound.
On Roids postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Yerface is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
On Roids postures up and lands a big shot to Yerface's brow.
On Roids throws a big right hand that misses.
Yerface trying to control the position.
On Roids won't allow Yerface to sweep him here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
On Roids lands a couple of digs.
Yerface is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
On Roids pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Yerface is keeping the position for now.
On Roids throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Yerface looking to control.
Yerface tries to land a sweep but no joy.
On Roids is working Yerface over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface wants to sweep but no luck.
Yerface is trying to keep On Roids in close.
Yerface is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duke On Roids dominated that round.
That's time! On Roids's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Good work by On Roids as he checks the leg kick.
On Roids avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yerface avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yerface dodges the punch combination from On Roids.
On Roids jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yerface fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and On Roids has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Yerface feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits On Roidss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A good leg kick by Yerface.
Yerface looks for a takedown but On Roids sprawls well.
On Roids misses with a right hand
and Yerface makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Yerface thows a left - swing and a miss!
On Roids is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by On Roids as he checks the leg kick.
On Roids defending well as Yerface loads up on a big left hand.
On Roids tries to clinch but Yerface moves out of range.
Nice shot by Yerface.
Yerface stuffs the takedown.
On Roids throws a hook but Yerface avoids it easily.
On Roids throws a good cross that connects.

On Roids closes the distance and clinches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by On Roids as Yerface tries to tie him up.
On Roids works on Yerface's body with a couple of short punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Yerface breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Yerface connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
On Roids tries to clinch but Yerface is having none of it.
Ima Yerface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nice jab there from On Roids.
On Roids fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Yerface looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Yerface misses with an uppercut

and On Roids counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Yerface keeping full guard, as On Roids tries to pass.
On Roids postures up in Yerface's guard and throws a big left but Yerface blocks it.
On Roids is looking to work some ground and pound but Yerface has wrist control.
On Roids lands a couple of elbows.
On Roids loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Yerface can't keep his opponent in guard - On Roids advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Yerface trying to hold on to On Roids's head to control him but On Roids postures up.

On Roids is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Yerface has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
On Roids prevents Yerface from improving his position.
Yerface is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

On Roids is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yerface doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time On Roids.
Yerface is pressing down on On Roids's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
On Roids missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
On Roids throws a big right hand that misses.
On Roids tries to free his leg and advance position but Yerface is retaining full guard.
On Roids trying to control but Yerface is working from the bottom.
Yerface wants to sweep here but On Roids controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Duke On Roids overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
On Roids trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
On Roids wants to control from the top but Yerface keeps moving.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

On Roids rushes Yerface and presses him up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yerface.

Yerface pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A combination from On Roids does no damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
On Roids tries to clinch but Yerface is having none of it.
Yerface throws out a loose jab but On Roids uses good head movement to avoid it.
On Roids tries to clinch there but Yerface circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duke On Roids dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

On Roids lands a high kick!
On Roids takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
On Roids blocks a jab.
On Roids walks into a straight right hand from Yerface.
On Roids takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
On Roids on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Yerface lands a slapping body shot.

Yerface gets a clinch.
On Roids lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Yerface backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A shot in the inside from On Roids.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yerface tries a body shot but On Roids blocks it.
Yerface doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Yerface lands a body punch in the clinch.
On Roids lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids tries to stall but Yerface uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
On Roids misses with a short punch on the inside.
On Roids can't find room to land a body shot as Yerface controls the action.
On Roids lands a hook that snaps the head of Yerface backwards.
On Roids is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Yerface pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Yerface lands an uppercut.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Yerface has a couple of punches blocked by On Roids.
Yerface blocking some punches.
On Roids doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Yerface landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
On Roids drops down looking for an ankle pick but Yerface pulls his leg out and moves away.
Ima Yerface seems to be getting the better of the standup.
On Roids fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Duke On Roids. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Yerface dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on On Roids. That did some damage!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract On Roids.
Yerface displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from On Roids.
Yerface tries a head kick but it misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from On Roids.
Yerface throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Yerface throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
On Roids showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Yerface.
Yerface throws a chopping leg kick but On Roids manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Ima Yerface has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Yerface catches On Roids right on the button with a cross.
Yerface moves out of range as On Roids throws a body kick.
Yerface throws an overhand right that lands on On Roids's shoulder, as On Roids tries to avoid the shot.
Yerface fakes high and swings low for a body shot but On Roids manages to avoid it.
On Roids showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Yerface.
Yerface throws a nice inside leg kick.
On Roids drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Yerface avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yerface swats away the attempt to clinch by On Roids.
On Roids throws a right hand that Yerface ducks under and follows up with a left that Yerface also avoids with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab from On Roids does it's job there.
Duke On Roids is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Yerface lands a nice leg kick that just misses On Roids's sensitive parts.
On Roids moves out of range of the strikes.
Yerface looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
On Roids with a nice cross.
On Roids is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
On Roids goes for a double leg but Yerface avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Yerface continues to drive forward.
Yerface gets through On Roids's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
On Roids tries to throw a body punch but Yerface avoids it by throwing On Roids back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from On Roids.
On Roids lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface struggles to land a body shot inside as On Roids controls his hands.
A nice left hand lands by On Roids.
Yerface tried to land a shot to the body but connects with On Roids's elbow.
Yerface lands with a short head shot on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ima Yerface comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think On Roids has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 29:28
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Duke On Roids!
Duke On Roids gave a mention to Ultra Fight Gear(Launder 85%) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).