PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gavin Hogsflesh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and William Shakespeare (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that William Shakespeare was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hogsflesh
vs
Shakespeare

188 cm
22
225 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

202 cm
22
280 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good knees
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Plays chess

Malicious Intent Fight Gear
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Gavin Hogsflesh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, William Shakespeare!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Richard Clark and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogsflesh fails to land the takedown.
Hogsflesh throws a front kick that sends Shakespeare stumbling back into the cage.
Hogsflesh tries a head kick but it misses.
A left lands for Shakespeare.
Hogsflesh tries for a takedown but Shakespeare sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hogsflesh lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shakespeare's sensitive parts.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hogsflesh.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gavin Hogsflesh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hogsflesh is looking to clinch but Shakespeare is avoiding it.

Shakespeare darts in and clinches Hogsflesh up against the cage.
Shakespeare gets underhooks to prevent Hogsflesh's takedown attempt.
Shakespeare is trying to break free.
Shakespeare stalls.

Shakespeare breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice sprawl there from Shakespeare as Hogsflesh shoots in.
Hogsflesh closes the distance and clinches up with Shakespeare, looking for a takedown. Hogsflesh pushes Shakespeare against the cage but Shakespeare circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hogsflesh throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Shakespeare's waist but Shakespeare gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hogsflesh off to one side.
Hogsflesh is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooh a lovely combination from Shakespeare sends Hogsflesh down but not out. Shakespeare dives into side control looking to finish.

Hogsflesh is rocked!

Shakespeare stands up.
Oh Hogsflesh is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Shakespeare lands a slapping body shot.
Shakespeare closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Hogsflesh! Shakespeare dives in looking to finish! Hogsflesh is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). William Shakespeare!